Starburst. mmm

Frosties.

No, really.

Coffee beans.
Dissolved in boiling water with milk and sugar

Real men take their coffee black and unsweetened. Even I know that.

Real men also wrestle helicopters and trains.

Hence why I'm not a real man.

But I'm still non-pussy enough to take my coffee black. Heathen.

I don't like Coffee :(

Having eggs, sausage biscuits, sunny d, and tea for breakfast.

Okay no. I'm seriously gonna try black unsweetened coffee this morning.
I've wanted to try it for a while.

I like my coffee with milk and two sugars. I'm comfortable with who I am.

Too many oven-cooked french fries eaten on top of too much beer. Euuugh.

Expensive and classy spice-shop made chilli hot chocolate. It tasted of cinnamon, burned the back of my throat and I couldn't taste any chocolateyness at all. So that was fail.

Props.

Egg nog. I had a drunken, homoerotic walk with a friend of mine and I bought some egg nog. I like Egg nog. I also like saying and typing egg nog. Everybody wins!

I'm eating birthday cake!

What is egg nog? Do we have it in the UK?

Egg nog is a yellow, sweetened milk product typically associated with Christmas.

I heard a myth there is alcohol in it.

Please confirm this.

THEN WHO WAS YES

I just ate Dixanadu's scrotum.

I just ate raw corn on a cob.
Fuck it's pure awesomeness.

fuck you and your real men.

i fucking love Egg nog. i always get some Advocaat at Christmas.

Pancakes made with coconut cream. The first and third were plain, with some toffee syrup on top. The second had raspberries in it and the fourth had chilli-cinnamon-cocoa.

That last one was amazing.

A salmon sandwich. Skyrim style.

You mean you kept in your pocket for three days before smashing it together with a pestle and mortar?

A couple small slices of pizza and breadsticks from the local Little Greasers. I feel teeeerrrrrible.

Also, last night while I was choking on my own excited vomit at playing Saints Row 3 I had a can of Diet Dr. Pepper, a can of Diet Schweppes (ginger ale) and like 3 of those halloween doritos bags that only have like 4 chips in them. I felt teeeerrrrrible then too.

Hell yeah.

That's the way. Just like the cheese, tomato and lettuce potion I made today. It was fucking excellent.

I would seriously not mind egg and cress potions for when my stamina is low.

Chicken Dinner

mmmmmm...

It's Night Before Essay Hand In, so the menu for tonight is sushi and a metric fucktonne of caffeine.

an omelette sandwich. it's nicer than it sounds.

Pumpkin Pie Pop Tart.

Spaghetti with homemade sauce and tofu 'meatballs'.


I forgot to post yesterday, when I had just ate homemade mango cheesecake. Was rather nice.

Will Nate ban me if I tell the truth and say Frosties?

I'm going to ban you no matter what you do.

A Bull and The Boar Burger from The Bull and The Boar which is a restaurant whose logo is a Bull and also a Boar. It was delicious. Also a Caesar salad.

Chocolate Cake.

The last of the Doritos and a slice of almond Stollen with butter.

I just ate a Tomato McGrand. It reminded me of Jason Alexander so I figured I'd give her a try.