I wrote that because I think Fetishes are the most stupid thing ever and I am glad I don't have one.

I like being punched in the throat by an albino. Then I vomit in his open mouth. He gargles my puke, swallows half of it, and spits the rest of it into my open pants' zipper. I then ejaculate.

Is that weird?

Whoah....that must take some serious to skill execute. :D whoops grammar failure for me

You do know that there's no theoritical difference between a hypertrophied attraction to breasts or the vagina than there is to any other fetish, right?

I have a hypertrophied attraction to penises.

Alcar...

You get hyper when you're attracted to atrophied penises?

I don't have any fetishes.

I mean, who'd seriously want to fuck a balloon animal or something sick like that. Ugh.

Yeah, every fetish is sick. I'm glad you put me straight on that.

*sigh*

Sighing makes me want to fuck an albino in the before mentioned manner.

Is that weird?

Of course not.

Denial turns me on.

Approval makes your boner disappear?

newbies turn me on.

MA turns me on.

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!

http://www.sexysweets.com/in_handcuffs.jpg

OH MY OH MY

http://www.giftmonger.com/acatalog/candy-whip-2.jpg

So Strike Witch likes to dominate, I like to be dominated. This means I'm going to have to perv on you long time. Clearly.

:>

Oh God not another one.

That poor girl. It gets worse and worse.

OH FFS, STOP HARRASSING STRIKE WITCH OR ANYONE ELSE....INCLUDING GUYS AND MYSELF.
OR HARLAN ELLISON WILL HUMP U FOREVA!!!!
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs51/f/20...mbc12_5_58.jpg

...
What?

Oh, go get digested.

Technically this is harassment, I'm pretty sure that even though SW is female she is quite able to defend herself. Or throw off the creepy advances of sex-deprived web users.

And there's only room for one white knight on these here forums.

I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT HER ESPICIALLY DIDN'T U NOTICE THAT:
AND Y THE HECK WOULD I CARE ABOUT SOMEONE LIKE HER ANYWAY?

I did notice the time stamp, you lying little faggot.

oh come on guys, i hate strike witch, and just incase all of u didn't notice, i have a gf and i am loyal to her more than any of u bitches can ever hope to be loyal to any friggin person in this life, so y the heck would i try to harrass females around?, and even if i did, y the one person i hate most on this forum?
EDIT: i was trying to stop the damn n00bie from flooding the forum about how he (or maybe even she) would like to sleep with a certain user...which no one gives a sh!t about and is pretty damn annoying to the victim...

just stop right there young man.

you don't have a gf, you have an internet friend. if anything, i could technically say you have a gf, but a Guardian Force. mine being:

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...viii-ifrit.jpg

secondly, berating females for whatever motivational reasons does not dissapate when in a relationship.

thirdly, this is the god damn internet.

He always seemed more like a Brothers guy to me.

my point is i am loyal to her, and since our love started, i've looked at females other than her like i look at males.

homo.

Speaking of domination, I left my last sexscapade rather abruptly as I just couldn't do it. Given, this was much more heavier than what I normally do in domination.

I did enjoy the collar though.

Alcar...

Worry not, I wasn't serious. Have some faith in strangers sir, I have more tact than that.

My favourite GF is Doomtrain.

Tsunami imo, something about a snake of water turning into an actual water dragon thing back into water to wash away enemies screams awesome louder than the other GFs in my book.

Leviathan was its name.

Tsunami was its attack.

Oh oh oh

Bahamut

The girl is a dracophile.

Incorrigable.

o

Also, Shiva was the sex

How do you even know that? We don't brag about our girlfriends or boyfriends, besides, you're in no position to say that, you haven't even kissed your girlfriend yet.

Plus OANST is proof your little rant is forfeit; he has a little girl so he's in a more successful relationship than you.

I was too. I got secks. No more though because I'm a prick.