Psychometric test results are based on opinion now?
I believe he's entitled to his fact, you'd be perfectly entitled to your joke if it was actually funny. |
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Hey guys, how many Robotniks does it take to... to... roorooooAAABBBOOOOTNNIIIIKKhttp://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1...ture56copy.png
OOOAAAAAAAAUUUGGHHHHH OOOOOOOGH!!!! BRRRAAAUFGG! http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9259/gungh.jpg SURRENDER TO ME SURRENDER TO ME SURRENDER TO ME SURRENDER TO ME SURRENDER TO ME SURRENDER TO ME SURRENDER TO ME SURRENDER TO ME SURRENDER TO ME SURRENDER TO ME SURRENDER TO ME SURRENDER TO ME ...GET IT? |
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So Matt, have you been infracted for your Ivophilia yet?
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Headbangin' 'Botnik!
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Never ask drug addict about funny comedy lines, I asked one for some good lines.
He pulled out his cocaine and gave me a straw. |
A 72 year old autistic man told me this joke:
Why did Batman go under the bridge? wait for it TO TAKE A PISS AND A SHIT IN ROBINS MOUTH |
Hahaahaaaa.. I don't get it, but that was surprisingly funny!
I commend you on a great joke. |
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Opril liked it, and wants you to give him moar.
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Scientists have found conclusive and irrefutable proof that evolution is infact reversable...
...The Jeremy Kyle Show. |
Two homeless men are walking along a field. They see an enormous house, that looks like it was very expensive. One man said "I wish we could afford a house. I'm very hungry, and very cold, I would very much like to eat in such a place."
The other man said "Hang on. I have an idea." He picks up a reasonably large piece of horse manure, they both walk up to the door of the house, and they knock. A middle-aged, rather wealthy looking woman answers. "What's the matter?" She asks. "Well, we're very cold. Look at our clothes - they aren't at all warm. And look - all we have to eat is this horse manure, and even that's cold. Is there any chance you could help us?" "Of course," the woman says. "Go round the back, and I'll warm it up for you." |
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Glenn Beck. funny on its own. |
A man is driving along, when his wheel comes off in front of an insane asylum. One of the patients is stood outside having a cigarette. The driver gets out of the car, and asks the patient if he can see the nuts for the wheel. He can't. The patient says "Take one nut from every other wheel and use those."
"I wouldn't have thought of that in a million years," Says the driver. "Why are you in the mental hospital? You're not that bad." The patient says "It's a hospital for the mentally disabled, not the chuffing stupid." |
There are two men. A rich man, and a poor man. They are the best of friends and coincidentally happen to share the same wedding anniversaries, so every year they meet up after shopping for their wives and compare what they bought.
The rich man says, "Look, I've got a beautiful diamond necklace for my wife. And in case she doesn't like it, I've also gotten her a lovely fur coat." The poor man nods and says, "Not bad, not bad. I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself." |
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snort the lines of coke up my bum. Trying an anus inhale.. it's hard. |
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My sides are killing me. Get me something to stop them wobbling. |
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I HAVE A GIF TOO
http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1261317187 How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker Face. |
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEATH LEDGER AND HEATH LEDGER JOKES
HEATH LEDGER JOKES GET OLD |
How about.. "My penis is a five dollar foot long.. but you can have it for free." ???
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What the hell is a five dollar foot?
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you're just asking to get lectured by his bullshit logic, Nate.
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"Five Dollar Footlong" is a Subway promotion. Promoting Footlongs for 5 dollars.
Isn't that classic? :lol: |
Classic.
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knock knock
who's there? ... who's there? ... fuck off then, cunt. your mother. http://www.steve-p.org/sm/SM1.jpg |
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"Five.. five Dollar.. Five dollar foot lawng!" |
A man asks his wife "Do you want to play a rape game?"
She replies, "No." "That's the spirit!" He says. A pitchfork walks into the shed. He sees another pitchfork. "Hey-up!" he says to it. A man takes his fish to the vet. "I think it's epileptic." He says. The vet has a look, and says that it's fine. "You haven't even taken it out of the tank yet." A man takes his dog to the vet. "I think he's cross-eyed." The vet picks up the dog and has a look. "Yes, he is. I shall have to put him down." "Why? Just because he's cross-eyed?" "No, I have to put him down, because he's too heavy." |
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on anti-climaxes.
The librarian says, "Certainly sir, you can find a range of books on the first floor in section A". The man thanks him, finds a suitable book, rents it out with his card and could not have been more courteous. |
So the bra says to the hat:
"You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift" Yuck yuck yuck. |
Little timmy wakes to hear a strange noise.. Curious, he follows the sounds
to his parent's room.. His mother and father are having loud, rough sex. Timmy, shocked, runs to his room. The father says "I'll go talk to him.." The father gets to the boys room, opening the door and saying "Oh..My..God.." Little Timmy is having hot rough sex with his grandma'.. he looked up at the dad and with a smirk replied "Not much fun when it's your mother?" |
NOW I see what MA meant about my jokes.
No matter how hard you push a paperclip, it’ll still be stationery. |
An adventurer finds a sentient tree in the forest.
When asked why it only speaks in rhymes: "I do not know, why dost thou not? Thy words seem plain, a mundane lot. Perhaps a poet's soul's in me... Does that make me a poet-tree?" |
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper. |
Why did Jesus cross the road?
Because he had to carry the cross over it to get to the hill. |
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