2.5/5

It er, did the job. :/

Well, I didn’t want to do this, and I don’t actually have the permission, but fine. Here is the most recent post made in Employee Lounge.

Dont forget:

Said porn thread is mostly homoerotic.

You are a flaming homosexual, Kastere. Right?

Alcar...

When I need to be.


And Max, you use industrial? Phnaw-Haw-Haw.

Inudstrial > Every other background.

Learn2Native, bitch.

Mmmmm, monochromatic seaweed.

I simply use native :P Industrial is dark but it's letters are white. That fucking hurt my eyes.

Yeah, I'm so used to Native that industrial actually hurts my eyes, no joke.

Weird, huh?

Honeybee rapes all your asses. Or is it Assi? I never can tell.

I back up Used. It is Native that hurts my eyes.

Next person to talk about a theme in a non-sexual context gets an infraction for spam.

Industrial theme gets me hard.

how epic....anyway rofl... my last wank was 2.5 it was lame too slow xD hahaha

My new roommate is foreign, and good looking. And also not adverse to stripping in front of me.

It'll be in my fantasies for a good while.

Alcar...

He’s a roommate, you can sleep with him.

But where you are, everyone is a foreigner. I need more description. Or photos. Photos would be good.

I can't just take photos. Besides, once again, it's my definition of hot. Which is very different to the norm :p

Either way, he meets all my requirements. Besides being straight and Italian of course.

Alcar...

How does his being Italian dissatisfy your requirements?

I don't usually go for big noses.

Alcar...

We commonly tend to agree on such issues. Though I can't quite see how 'Italian' fits in to your standard tastes.

I stayed at my brother's last night because Emily was having an Anne Summers party at our house. It was horrible. I was with a chainsaw-weilding maniac (not many will get what I'm on about) whilst Emily was having a great time with her friends around her, and I almost became passionate with a cat.

Long story short, I was a little disorientated when I woke, and still waking up. I went to grab the 'blonde hair' next to me, and found out that it was my brother's cat.

You can imagine how I felt.

Like your eyes had been opened?

Yes, quite.

I also felt very dirty and pissed off - I almost made it with a cat and missed out on a night of women's underwear.


Used this twice in one day. I think that you once used it, BM.

It's a staple.


But I think you missed out on something with the cat. Someone's got to breed the hybrids.

Hot weather makes wanking better.
5-5

I SHALL NOT SACRIFICE MY TOUCH TYPING FVOR A TYRABBICAL KEYBOARD!

I take it this isn’t the same cat who received a chainsaw injection.

No, it's a completely different cat. This one isn't resting in peices.

That is really not a good quote to read out of context in a Sex thread.

Nate, I'd give you rep if I had not for another post.

I don’t get it.

Necrophilia joke?

Feline, dismembered, necrophilia joke?

Cat could be an extended vaginal metaphor.

I'm in dire need of layage. Large pissup this weekend, so hopefully theres my in. How horrible.

Its not horrible, it's only just 'helping' you along..

It also helps me socialise, lul. It makes me forget how much I actually don't like the person I'm talking to.

Last wank, today, 5!!!!! It's been fantastic aaaaaaaaaaaaa :stare:.....................

That's really good to know :)

Max the Mug is getting off on that as we speak.

Stop it, you’re turning me on.