So hang on, your character's switched the deck to a different deck for his own hand? Yes or no? As if he has then Flak can't pick up any magentic traces on Doogem's cards, so Flak and Jerik know he's switched them and can bust him for cheating, and claim they know because they saw him do it.
IC:

Jerik looked at Salve. "You not meeting the 500? You out?"
He looked at Flak.

"I'm out." Said Flak, putting his cards in. He then started to look at everyone else's cards on his readout.

Jerik met Tyre's eye. "500's too much for me. I'm out too." He placed his cards in.

IC: Salve shook his head quickly "Oh yeah, right, sorry" Salve put 500 moolah tokens into the centre.

OOC: Dragonzard meant that he took a real deck of cards and did it himself, rather than make up what hand he got.

Tyre shook his head. It was a shame that this pitifull creature would have to lose most of his money to a Tyre full house. None the less, it was all fun he thought.

Pere continued to mop up the bubbles, looking at Lulu who was of course dancing around on the bed in an odd frantic flurry. Once most of the bubbles had gone and the others had dramaticly fizzled away, he left the room and continued along the hall to the next room.

OOC: Is Tyre's full house worth more/less than my hand?

IC: Salve looked at the Mudokon "So...are we done?"

Brudda snarled at a remaining bubble and bit it. He then looked bemused at the Gluk. If he had any, he'd have raised an eyebrow. He snarled instead.

OOC: Alf, Mike is on the bed, not Lulu.

IC
(Hotel room)
Mike finally settled down a bit as the bubbles were wiped away. Though had they left acid on the floor? He rolled his eyes at Lulu, who had been coated on bubbles but was now fine. But perhaps they could still be dangerous to interns, or have nasty after effects. He remained on the bed.

Howler, who was now clean, furiously sprang at Tangla and Brudda.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" He yapped loudly, piercing ears.

(Fone thingy)
Vobos had picked up the phone and was waiting. He was still unsure how to use it.

OOC: The fone is an autofone, Zozo. It'll start by itself, and is mechanised. Use the template everyone else did.

IC: Brudda ignored the Slig and walked out the still open door, and looked down the cirridor. he was hungry now...he'd go find something to eat.

Tyre knew he had won.
he put down the final 500 and looked over at salve.

OOC:
sorry zozo, i misread you post. :(

IC:
Pere, hearing comments from the room he had just left, turned on his heel and popped his head around the corner.
"pay me now if you can." he said pleadingly.

OOC: That doesn't answer my question, Alf.

OOC:
what is you hand zerox?
and who was the sloggie barking at? if he was meant to be barking at pere, he's a mudokon.

IC:
tyre knew he now had things nearly wrapped up.

OOC: 2 of spades, 3 of hearts, 4 of hearts, 5 of clubs, 6 of diamonds. Is that equal to yours? Less? More? Or would it be a draw and a reshuffle?

Brudda's a Sleg, and he's not barking at anything right now.

OOC: Eh, I'll find the template eventually. Howler is pretty much attacking Brudda, I don't see how he could ignore him.

IC
(Corridor)
Howler growled, before leaping onto Brudda's back, biting and clinging onto him. With a lack of teeth, it did no good.

OOC: Just get the template from some one else's post (maybe mine), and get rid of the unnecessary parts, and keep the fone speak.

IC: Brudda then noticed the Slig leap onto him, latch on, and...make noises or something, and vaguely attack him. Felt more like a massage...Brudda sat down and 'purred'.

"Hmmmm mabey not" slax walked back to the poker table and started to read the brocher.

IC:

(Autofone thingy)
Vobos sighed as he timedly held the phone to his ear.
'Plesse state your name' the autophone asked
"Vobos Brainwave..." He answered quietly.
'Is your name Vobos Brainwave?' It repeated itself.
"yes..." He replied.
'What position whould you like to apply for?'
Vobos hesitated. He hadn't really thought about it. It would have to be something in his abilities that he could do whilst being pregnant.
"Hmmm....I could work at a till, perhaps?"
'Please answer the following questions. Do you have arthuritus?'
"No."
'Do you smoke?'
"No."
'Do you have any phobias that might prevent you from doing your job?'
"No that I'm aware of."
'Are you diabetic?'
"No."
'Please wait while we proccess the information.'
Clueless, Vobos just stood and waited.

(Hallway outside room)
Howler grew furious as Brudda only pured. His little tiny shiny black housefly-like eyes blazed.
"SO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, HUH?!" He yapped and 'snarled', before thrashing against the sleg and biting as hard as he could. It still didn't even hurt. Tangla watched and cackled, before deciding to wander. She skipped down a corridor and down the stairs.

(Room)
Mike just lay on the bed, and watched TV with the remote. Lulu carried on laughing on the floor.

OOC: I think a Full House is better than a straight, not sure though, as I've forgotten.

OOC:
it is i believe, sorry zerox-i will leave at the end of this round so you will still have a chance to win.

OOC:
Ever so sorry for the double post, but where is everybody?

OOC: I was waiting for you to show your hand.

i have 3 of diamonds spades and clubs, as well as the ace of clubs and hearts. i'm not entirley sure about the aces, but i definatley have 2.

IC: Slax decided to check out his room he went to the room number on his card and opened the door hmmmm not bad he thought he locked the door behind him and lay down on his bed he soon fell asleep.

Is that IC or not? I can't tell...

OOC: Meh, me thinks Zerox could reply to meh in IC...I dunno.

OOC: I watched Casino Royale last night.

:DCool. I don't even know what film it is, was it fun?

its the new bond film-not heard of it?
and zerox, i posted in OOC like 1 post ago, i thought it would continue.

OOC: What would continue?

I'm so damn confused...

OOC: Zozo how the hell have you not heard of Casino Royale, you know 007 James Bond(daniel craig)

calm down dragonzardman, perhaps it is not common where he lives...
and zerox, i am implying that my OOC: continues to my next post.

:)I know James Bond and might of heard of the title, I just.....:pDon't know anything about it. And Alfy, you called me a he, that equals sig. Whooo.

OOC: So now what happens? I already posted my hand...bah, fine.

IC: Salve looked at the Mud "Well...show? I have a straight here" Salve lay out his hand.

Brudda was starting to be irritated by the drool sliding down his face. He shook violently to try to get the Slig off.

Welllll....Isn't Brudda supposed to react to being chewed by a slig?

IC:
"unlucky bro." said Tyre. "full house has gotcha here!" he swept his hand across the table, gathering up his winnings.

OOC:
darn you zozo, that was set to be my life long ambition not to get on!

I haven't posted in a very long time as I have been very busy, but I shall certainly be posting some time in the next four days. I shall edit this post and replace it with a relevant post.

IC: "Curses!" Salve shook his fist. What were the chances of this happening? "Meh, I'm out. I need to save my money right now..." Salve moved behind Tyre to watch the next game. Was it just dumb luck, or did he have some skill somewhere? Muds weren't usually ones known for gamlbing skills...

OC: question, since i have been dead for a while, does this RPG have chapters or is it continous? and the big question: can i join? and an even bigger question: anyone have a getting-character-out-of-pothole device?

thnx ppl :D

OOC: It is continous, though at 28 pages I will request all characters to go to sleep or otherwise resolve their situations and at 30 pages I will ask Splat to close this and start a new Casino Magog. If it ever gets that far.

OC: that still dosent answer the "can i join" question...or is that implied?

OOC: Well maybe I-forgot-her-name found a Grubb relic and magically...Went back in time......:DYay Watermelody, she lives.

OOC: so, yeah...Sejsx is back in action :D. bio can be found here http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=15348 though you would already know that.

IC: Smoke billowed out the large machine as sejsx opened her eyes. It had been such a long time since she had fallen down that mysterious pothole, and ended up in this strange contraption. She looked around, confused squinting to see around in the faint green glow of the chamber. A button to her left caught her eye, it was a red 'do not touch' sort of switch. Sejsx contimplated and summed up the odds of what would happen if she pushed it. Curiosity got the better of her as she reached out and pressed the button, hoping for the best. An air raid siren was heard, as the chamber shook and peices of metal clettered to the ground. Sejsx, for all her courage, whimpered in fright as she had a sickening feeling that she was falling. BANG.

Sejsx opened her eyes to find herself outside. She looked around, confused and cautious about where she had landed. She looked up slowly, her eyes widening at the structure before her. She certinaly recognized the architecture around her, but..it looked so new. The old style buildings reached for the sky, not as big as the ones she remebered, but tall none the less. Sejsx decided to take a gamble and go into the building infront of her, not caring what it was. As she aproached the doors she noticed her reflection. The steef gasped. She looked younger than before..and her horns had grown back!...or maybe they hadnt been cut yet.. setting all of this aside, Sejsx moved forward into the building, wondering what this strange place was..

OOC: Yay Sejsx is back wo ho hail the steef
IC: Doogem bord of watching the card game finished his drink and turned to the new arrival, He nearly dropped his bottle, Sejsx? he'd seen her fall. He flew over to her and removed the arm bow from his arm and gave it back to her, "glad ur back, I erm took dis for safe keeping, by ta way frozen aint ur best look.