your IMAGINING IT.
Why should Alf Rise? |
A: Because he has the ability to do so.
Q: Battle Royale? |
No. Team Battle!
Does this question have more than 20 characters? |
A.Nope its only got for Homer Bart Lisa and Marge.
Q.Why do I even bother doing this. |
Cuz you have no life. :D
How come MoxCo. forgot to put a question mark at the end of his question? :D:D:D |
A. because Im lazy.
Q. how come this has? |
Cuz it can.
Why? Just....WHY?! |
A; Because...just BECAUSE!
Q: Oddjob, yes? |
A:OH REARRY?
Q: What would happen if the Covenant (Halo) met the Tau (Warhammer 40000)? |
A. I have absolutely no idea.
Q: What would happen if I actually knew? |
Well, no one can say for sure, but scientists have theories that state you never should...
Augh... why is my computer so frikken retarded?! Gah... |
I dunno.
Is it eMachines? |
No it's a potato marked with red oranges.
Ok then? |
No.
Why must Stupid Fat Hobbitses learn to dislike raw fish? |
'Cause otherwise there'd be no more fishies for poor ol' Smeagol.
Who cares? |
A: Very few of us.
Q: If you carried dozens of cell phones in your pocket, would the radiation kill you eventually? |
Not if he's republican.
How come I can't think of a question? |
A: Because Israel broke my arm.
Q: How many liberals does it take to act effectively in the War on Terror? |
A: Just one.
Q: If milk and cookies were poisonous, would you still eat them? |
Yea, now that I know I'm gonna die.
If a chicken had lips...could it whistle? |
A: Nothing's impossible, I suppose.
Q: Nature or nurture? |
A. nuartaure.
Q. How com mullock is a glukkon? |
Because he parents were glukkons.
What in God's name is THAT? |
A: That, is a word, usually used to refer to something.
Q: Why do I even bother? |
Well, if the word bother somewhat relates to brother, and brother rhymes with another, and another means someone other than whom you are with, and you aren't with me right now than it must relate to you!
If a locker slams shut in a hallway, will anyone rightfully give a Fack? |
A: Only if a student's head miraculously finds it's way in between the locker and it's door.
Q: Why does this alf_shall_rise fellow change his avatar on a daily basis? |
There are things in life that people shouldn't know.
May I? |
Seeing as you've used the proper barbaric way of doing it, be my guest...
Say I went to the Caribbean for a few weeks, come back and nothing has changed. Why would that be? |
Because there is no such place as the Caribbean, and you have to take therapy to remember if weeks really did go by in your imaginary place.
If the teletubbies made a marathon on Comedy Central, would adults become fans? |
Yes, and in due time, teletubbies would take over television as we know it and re-form it to their liking... Tubby-vision...
Are you implying something? |
A: Not at all. You must be paranoid.
Q: How many times? Huh? |
Well, he said to do all the odd problems but I just look in the back of the book for answers.
What would happen if my flux-capacitor ran out of juice and I was stuck in prehistoric times? |
A: Short version: Dinosaurs would devour you, and you would be in a world of pain. Time travel sucks sometimes, huh?
Q: If I were to run downstairs and eat some Mexican food right now, what time would it be in Europe? |
A.25 O'clock
Q. Whats the name of my neibors half cousin twice remove aunts sisters grandmas grand child. |
MoxCo. Executive
Does MoxCo really live on Mars? |
A: Probably not.
Q: Why are most customer service places located in India? |
Because if they weren't, we'd all have ringing telephones on our hands... or something.
Why is Moxco. his own neighbor's relative? |
A: I don't know, by some special circumstance, perhaps?
Q: Why does everyone make such a big deal about the Oscars? |
Oscars make the world go round! Either that or, the human mind is easily entertained by seeing actors of people that they know, and feel special when someone they have heard of is nominated. Basically, to put the out of touch people feel neglected.
When you buy a doughnut, do ever think that the hole is eaten instead by people in other universes? |
Nah, not really.
2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? |