gave them cookies

and his viginity.

During the Romp

twenty caroling cows

were violently milked

until they passed

gas and made

various disgusting noises

and imploded. Consequently,

the entire town

had a orgy

that lasted several

Poincare recurrence cycles

with no evidence

Of ever stopping...

Eventually, he had

to stop smoking

in order to

appease gods of

another prosperous dimension

full of disco

dancers and homosexuals

found that his

running capabilities had

created run-on sentences

that would continue

until someone with

grammatical finesse ended

the super duper

endless sentence of

exaton level firepower

that compromised all

of the combustable

purple penguins that

ended the sentance.

Which is lame

and also very

annoyingly stupid because

people keep adding

more new sentences