This is the thanks I get for spending hours on a spectacular banner made special for you? Frankly, I'm quite hurt. I guess I could always replace your name with Stingbee's. Perhaps he can respect my wonderful talents.

I am angry at you because you said I am a retard!

Aww....Conker, lighten up on the poor boy. I thought that banner was kinda cute. Not to mention the kiddy theme of it, like Conker: Live and reloaded.

Conker_Rocker, do you have any ideas on how you want your banner to look like?

Well..Abe on the far left, munch on the far right and stranger in the middle, The backround should be in the native land and above strangers head will be the word Conker Rocket without the _.
Thank you.

I think you might like this one more than Mojo's.

Here.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...nkerrocket.jpg

Awsome! Just one thing....How do I put the banner on my signature?

Copy and Paste it in your sig. Just copy the address by my right-clicking on properties and copy the address and paste it in between [img] "banner address "[/img].

Cool!Thank you! You are the best!

That's beautiful, Oddish! Love that banner on yeh, Conker!

I just want you to know, MojoMan, that after seeing this work of yours, I want to punch you in the face until it's bleeding and misshapen.

There is NO EXCUSE for calling another member here a retard, especially a new member. He came here asking for a real signature, and even if he did get one, your stunt was totally out of line.

I don't care how much of an annoyance he was, there was no need for you to embarass him like that.

I don't believe I ever called him a retard...

Dipstikk, Look at what MojoMan220 did to you! You should ban him!

I believe you did, in that pooly-created signature of yours.

Ring a bell?

And what does that prove? That caring for someone else makes me a bad person?

This just proes that you're a lot less mature and intelligent than I had you pegged to be.

Way to go, kiddo.

I'll speak to the mods that I have contact with on MSN about this. I'm sure Alcar would love to hear about it.

I can't, I'm not a Moderator. But I will speak with some.

No, no, no... I'm really sorry. I should have identified the specific definition I was using.

retard
verb

retarded, retarding
1. To slow down or delay something.

Thesaurus: hinder, postpone, delay, impede, handicap, encumber, obstruct, slow, arrest; Antonym: advance.


*This definition brought to you by: allwords.com

Edit: Post removed due to turn of events.

For those who may have been offended by my awesome banner(s), let me give you a fairly detailed and boring reason on why you should not be offended:

After Conker_Rocket's series of unfortunate threads, numerous members began venting their frustration out in the open, which is understandable considering the circumstances. There were those who were under the impression that a troll had infiltrated our tight-knit community, yet that remains to be seen. When he first started posting on these forums, myself as well as others, attempted to help shift him in the right direction. When he persisted with a seemingly lack of common sense, folks got a little angry with him. There were a variety of more hurtful comments posted by members in his early threads, but are now lost because only three of which remained after Luke returned.

My humor has a funny way of not being funny to some people, so let me explain myself to those decent people that actually have morals. It was literally moments after Off-Topic was cleaned out that I posted the satirical banner that appeared to be created by a small child. As I stated, I never actually called him retarded, it was meant to be viewed as what appeared to be the opinion of the majority of members at the time. I will not lie, myself, as well as others still have their suspicions about Conker_Rocket. Only time will tell if he truly is an authentic retard...

P.S. Dipstikk and I were only pretending to be in an argument, so there's no need to worry. You should have seen the looks on your faces!

And here I was about to blast your ass, Mojo.

Alcar...

You should have seen the looks on your faces![/QUOTE]
What? You can't see our faces.

Yeah, it was a joke-ish thing.

Damn mojo. Who ya gonna do next? T-nex? I bet she'd LOVE to see 'dat. And love to see you cry outta the forums. The first one I thought was a lil' cute, no offense Conker, but to a admin., that goes just a little too far. Lay off'a 'em, and no one will get hurt.

Dark Elite_H2, are you good at making banners?

Don't even have Jasc Paintshop, Conker. Why yeh ask?

Why do you people think I'm an admin? I couldn't handle such a job.

I just have a custom title, that's all.

Come on, people, do we not have a sense of humor on these forums anymore? I thought both banners were high-larious. (No offense, Dipstikk :))

Let's all worship Mojoman. Now.

And not to start an open flame war with anyone, but Dark Eliete, please, PLEASE stop talking like that.

Come one, we speak english. Leave that to the RPG section.

Yeah, really. Chill, dudes.

People take things way too seriuously.

Buddy, YOU lay off on how I goddamn talk! I already went off on one person who told me, so back off, and let me to how I want to be! Thank you!

Whoah, whoah whoah! Have I struck a nerve or something? You probably wouldn't get people complaining to you if you did-int tawk laiyk 'dat.

No aggression intended. Just lay off the talking. :rolleyes:

Like I said don't tell me what to do, just the way you like it. I'm not your dauhter, am I? You're not my father, are you? Didn't think so.

Kiddies, please. Take it to the Private Messages.

Whoa!! Why are you dragging me into all this for??
Leave me out of this... jeez..

Hmm, anyways... I would have loved to make some banners, but i can't since I'm in Canada right now. I'll make a thread about it when oi get home :)

Dark_Elite. Shut up. The argument ended, so stop stirring shit. Now. The rest of you. On topic. Banner requests and replies only. Wanna start a fight? PM it to them.

Hobo I didn't say shit. So quit yellin' at me.

Dark_Elite, if you want to start an argument do it in PMs. Don't do it in the Signature Request Thread. And that goes for everyone else too.

Umm....ok then...
Guys. Sorry that I yelled at you. Dipstik, for me bein' a total assw*** to you, and not really listening to you
Super Munch, for, well, yellin' at you.
T-nex, for involving you...
Seriously, I really didn't mean to yell at you. Just that, people can piss me off easily, and I go haywire. If you really didn't think I meant it, well, just reply and yell at me above.

[Edit]
Oh, and Godless, for yellin' and flaming in your thread...

Apology accepted :).

That's okay, Dark_Elite. Accepted. I've always found the internet to be a good place to practice not taking things people say too hard.

If you ever want to talk, hit me up on AIM or MSN sometime. :) I'm really not such a mean, green ogre if you get to know me.

Aww, I'm feelin' better. Friends again! Group hug! Anyone?

Can someone please make me a signature please? I would like one where Abe is backing up and a slig is about to shoot him, and it says, "Dark Lord" in big words, And, "Don't mess with the best" in small letters next to it. ;)

I think godless's a lil' busy. He's updatin' his site, so it'll be a while fer him to make a sig fer me an' you.