....as hell to the sherrif so God shot him in the face. After a couple of years in the ground....
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...He decided he slept for a bit too long. So he killed himself. This caused bad vibes in...
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...His ass, so he...
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...cut it off. He then took his severed ass to the supermarket and...
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...traded it in for a jar of pickles and...
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...a packet of sour cream. After spreading this on his genitals he...
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... exploded with joy, and decide it would be best if he...
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...ate 100 hershy kisses and jump in a bowl of hot steamy chocolate. so he did and...
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...drowned, then the guy that found him...
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china, floating on a buch of banana skins. he then...
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...Looked at his wtached that was broken for 5 years then.... |
...He decided that he hated runon sentences. After coming to this revelation the sky opened up to reveal....
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... A big moon... And it's face... Was his...
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... middle finger, but he fell, down a...
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...pile of shit and died. However, he was pregnant, and gave birth to a...
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... really rich and famous chicken. Because he didn't want the chicken to be rich and famous he...
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... should be dead. The chicken got capture by these hobos and...
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...They killed it, and raised it as the almight Zombie Chicken, who's mission was to...
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... to beat the record on eating as many brains as possible in 3 minutes...
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...but it failed, by getting only 2 brains eaten. To punish itself, it decided to...
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... eat big butts instead...
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... The evil zombie chicken became very infamous because people didn't liked him for eating butts so they decided to let the evil zombie chicken have a...
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... a small butt instead, but...
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... since the chicken only ate big butts, he decided to get of the butts and return to...
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... to the dead guy, and had a plan to...
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EDOT: DAMNIT Oddish posted bfore me.. ignore this
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lmao
eat brains of the citizens. The citizens grabbed their stuff and moved on to the next city. So the evil zombie chicken lost his job. He decided to... |
...To become a hobo, and...
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...so he did, but in an oridanry fashion, he decided to...
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...smell his feet and he did then...
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... a gang on moter bikes skidded past him, this of course made the chicken very...
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...scared. He then jumped into a pool and started to...
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... caused a massive tsunami, which had an effect on...
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...japan! the tsunami went underground and rolled he surface like a rolling carpet. The peole in japan got toppled over and...
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...got thrown to usa where bush killed them, then the chicken....
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... visited his old...
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...dusty grandmother, who liked to shower him with...
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... small brains and big butts. Since the chicken didn't do butts and brains anymore he ...
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... Turn into MC Hammer, and wrote the hit single "I like but now I don't like so much: Big Butts!". The towns rejoiced and...
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...and killed the chicken until he died, but the chicken didnt want to so he...
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