Hobo.

Who would win?

:devil: or :crying: ?

You have obviously never seen Muse angry :p

oh the crying one.

Topless men vs. Topless women

Women.

Halo 2 vs. Doom 3

Halo 2. Blatently.

Me Vs. My Secret hobo Clone

You.

Me vs. Red Muse.

You...what with your guns and all...unless Muse is bulletproof...hmm...

Which would you rather have on your face:

Someone's crap or someone's barf?

Blech. To be honest, I would rather have the one with less germs. I'd probly prefer crap because;
A. it's not as wet or foul as barf
B. Is all natural
C. Is probly easier to clean off.

I wouldn't like either on my face.

Which tastes better?

Mac n' Cheese or Toasted Cheese sandwich

Mac N' Cheese!

Which is more annoying?

Barney singing rap/hip-hop or Scooby Doo reading the constitution out loud to the nation?

Ugh.. that bloody dinosaur, by far..

Which is worse?

Being a hockey goalie with no mask or being a hockey goalie with no cup?

No mask.

Me Vs. Rest Of The Forums Staff.

rest of the stuff
=P

beef or chicken?

Chicken, definately. Beef? Ugh, don't talk to me about beef. I tend to hate most of it.

Stupid and good looking, or intelligent and ugly?

Alcar...

intelligent & ugly. Worked well for me for 15 years ^^

Alcar Vs. Me

Alcar, for obvious reasons.

Trees or Bush's

Bush's for obvious Innuendo reasons.

Mugs vs. Glasses

Glasses.

Bitters or Lagers

Lager

Day or night

Night

Red vs. Blue :p

red.

hot pants or strings?

hot pants. But not on me of course. Much rather have them on *****! Wouldn't you ferill :p

Sequels vs. Prequels

yup. hot pants are cute.
*looks down herself*

sequels

what's worse?
psychical or physical pain?

Psychical (mental)

Laptop vs desktop to the death!

Shut It homeless person!

Desktop, more power.

Placebo vs. Muse

Placebo. Muse have far less decent tracks.

Atari Teenage Riot vs The Good Charlotte. (Haha!)

such a hard question. No comment ;).

Kate Price or Jodie Marsh

Ah, but ATR beg to differ:

We think you should die.

erm......That thing didnt work.

Answer my question.

*cough*

I don't know either, so...um...Jodie Marsh.

Would you rather have insanely curly hair or perfectly straight hair?

Straight. I have naturally curly hair and I hate it so everyday drown my scalp in expensive straighteners and such, shameful but it works.

Hockey or Nestea

Hockey.

Glasses or Contacts?