Bob the almighty
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Who was Sydney's best friend, so when He died, Aclar and Abe Babe saw a chance an threatend Sydney to make them MODS.
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Once the forums heard of this they all got Rottweilers so they could make them tickle all the mod's.....
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tummies! But as they were doing this, a legion of killer penguins came rushing onto the scene with their rubber ducky hand granades and...:D
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...huge blobs of doggie drool that takes your eyes out and sends them to another dimention where Aliens envaid all the planets that are covered in swiss cheess and peperoni pizza with anchovies and...
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Non-pork Sausages *Gasps* "No it can't be!"
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But yes! It was true! The sausage was KOSHER! And it had no pork! Since this was such a horrible tragedy to all none Jewishes, the Jahovas Witnesses decided rebel against the Jews, going from door to door trying to convince them to join their legion of the boring non-celebraters, or die. Very little of the Jews converted to Jahovas Witnessesism or whatever they're called, but the ones that did.....
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Hey! i'm jewish for your info!
Found out their mistake and committed suicide, because they had had been a Putz, then George...
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...Bush decided to kill everyone and take all their money for the fun of it! Then the cows decided to eat him because he looks like a monkey with a huge head and...
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Whats with the white Squares with Red X's above our posts?
Evil Bunions for teeth, so they all ate there way out of...
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...dental school, then thought it would be nice to build a rocket to mars and...
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Wet there beds when they past the Planet...
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Uranus. Once they wet their beds, they all stuck dirty bandades in their ears to pay homage to their king....
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Koopa. Who was at one time a huge reptile in a video game called Super Mario Bros. But then Koopa was sent into a movie and turned into a half man half T-Rex played by Dennis Hopper. After that he became a...
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microscopic single celled organism. After the Uranus bed wetters discovered their beloved king had been turned into plankton, they....
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...chose a new king. The fat and ugly music artist known as "Meatloaf". With meatloaf on their side, they could now...
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...rule the Urining Uranians and eat all the meatloaf the want! They were so very happy, until...
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...they heard the guy sing. They decide to then...
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eat the chickens
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that were stuck between the sofa cushions. Once meatloaf was gone, they took on a new king, The Artist Formaly Known As Prince Who Is Now Known As King. After that they...
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Killed him and they all went to OWF under the names...
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Magic and Abe Babe who all put on Hitler costumes and made little pudding mustaches to disguise their identities and ran around like Cartman screaming....
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I'M A JEW!!!!!! I'M A JEW!!!!!!! AND I LOVE ALL MUSLIMS!!!!!!!!!!
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Once the forums heard this they rebeled against Abe Babe and Majic, and decided to all buy microphones and foot fungus remover to...
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sew the hypmotizer that hypmotized them
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into buying everything Japanese. Once the Japanese government heard of this, they sent agent John the Cow to investegate the scene. When he got there, he found trace evidence of bar fighting and sleeping with young teddy bears which in Tokyo was....
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considered a side dish for Godzilla. But John the Cow once again was beginning to get another erge to eat something. So he looked around and he saw King Kong playing hide and seek with Godzilla in the park along with the newly resurrected dwarf named Mushroom. Then he...:D
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wondered how they made a dwarf ressurection machine, those damn Japs! So he took out his neutrolizer 5000 and blasted king Kong because he thought he smelled of....
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...deep fried garbage and wet dogs covered in rotting string cheese, and then King Kong was splattered all over Tokeo and Godzilla was eating his remains when...
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...all of the sudden Godzilla's mother showed up and told him to clean his room and that he could destroy Tokyo later. Godzilla went to his house under the sea when he ran into Spongebob who tried to teach him how to blow bubbles. Godzilla hated Spongebob, so he...
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