You batty cunt! You wouldwith your mum's too if you could, but horses don't wear underwear do they? And so you touch yourself with your dad's farmer underwear.

'but horses don't wear underwear do they?'

Fun Fact #66: Horses sometimes do wear underwear, but instead of calling it 'underwear' they call it 'Muzlee-toffs'.

I wonder how you found that out? These signs will explain... :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:

'These signs will explain...'

I found that out by standing in a row with five other people and licking my lips simutaneously with them? Idiot.

I must agree that was class what you just said, but I'm implementing that you licked the horses minge.

Can we go onto #67?

Fact 67, Jacob's life long dream is to have a wild orgy with elton john, boy goerge and the batty's from village people.

Fact #68 Lucipher is a retard who loves taking the piss out of Jacob.

Yeah I do! Got a problem?

Fact 69: Lucipher has to work 8 hours of packing forks, only to be dribbled on by a 300 pound menace.

Fact 70, Ferill can't do math as it is 7 hours not 8.

Fact 71; noone cares.

Fact 72: I agree with SS. Bad Fez.

Fact 73: I thought Jacob was doin the facts?

Fact 74, Jacob's unavailable as I pushed him down the stairs.

Fact 75: If Jacob doesn't write the facts they are shit. So stop. Now.

Fact 76, Hobo is getting on my nerves by calling my facts crap.
:spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:

OMG, Luc. OMFG.

Oh what did I do now?

They ARE crap!

*Stabs Killa with bits of broken chair*

Fact 77: Lucipher is retarded because he thinks he can go into a computer moniter, goto the other side of the world, and stab somebody with an imaginary chair, that is broken.

Fact 78: this thread is turning into spam

'Fact 67, Jacob's life long dream is to have a wild orgy with elton john, boy goerge and the batty's from village people.'

Um...no. Elton John is not my type, ta. And neither is Boy George. Besides, why do alot of Muffies always mistake that just because a guys Gay, he fancies all other Gay guys as well. What are you lot, morons? ...Oh...wait.

Fun Fact #67: Only one Village person, in the original group, was Gay and that was the Indian, Felipe Rose.

I know the indian was the only gay guy. I'm just taking the piss.

'I know the indian was the only gay guy. I'm just taking the piss.'

Yeh, the sex piss out of Felipe.