Have you just come here by time machine? There's an official timeline now and there has been for about a year.

Glados fucks up again. This was not a triumph.

Well, I like FY, SG, GoV, BRiD, StTTtTTTttTtT, and B.

That's it, though.

Yeah, but it's still hard to follow, and it's not exactly correct, people have found flaws.


I should of thought more carefully with this username.

Yes, you should have. It's hard to over state my disappointment.

Don't get fresh with me, boy.

hey an excuse to post a webcomic

http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2012-01-09.jpg

I've never played Zelda.

That comic made about as much sense to me as the Zelda timeline.

I don't think either of them are really meant to make complete sense, though.

Zelda 2 is also the only Zelda game I don't like. Not just because it was hard, I didn't like the gameplay.

Also how can you not like Zelda? or even never played a Zelda game for that matter?

Halo 4 sounds absolutely jizz worthy...

http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/09/...-another-fight

I hope the whole game has a "Halo 2 vibe" and I hope they remake some Halo 2 maps for the MP

Well if you don’t own a Nintendo console

Okay yeah I guess. Maybe I'm thinking of this like Mario or Pokemon. Mario and Pokemon are those sort of games that's you've played at least once even if you don't own them.

or maybe i'm just been stubborn again.

I've never played a Pokemon game.

I'd never played Zelda, Mario or Pokemon until a month ago. Now I've played the latter two.

Neither have I, nor do I wish to.

I ran through SMB3 on a NES emulator once.

Never again.

how could anyone not like SMB3? smh...

Mario 3 is probally the best one. Either that or Super Mario World or Super Mario Bros 1. The old mario games are hard; Which I can understand can put some people off.

It's not like nowadays where they give you stuff that makes it easier. :(

Like regenerating health.

...Mario has never had regenerating health.

Uh, exactly?

Crashpunk was talking about modern Mario games derp.

Oh, I thought he meant modern games in general. Herp.

If we're talking modern games now, Mario needs to be in a war. He needs to carry a gold plated AK47, The enemies are zombie Koopas and Goombas and it's set in a brown, post apocalyptic Mushroom Kingdom. Also the box art needs to have Blue and Orange lighting contrasting each other.

Oh yeah and of course Regenerating health and BLOODY SCREENS!

It should start from the middle of the game to get the developers some ground for DLCs

You're spelling has improved.

I told you it'd work, Varrok!

It was an amazing game. Most fun I've had in ages, it was just ridiculously hard. I savestaded before most of the supertanks in World 8 because it was just such a sudden difficulty spike. Since playing SMW I just don't think I'll ever feel the need to go back to it because World was so much more polished and fun.

One of my friends was playing it the other day, so I jumped in and warp-whistled to World 8. It's like my nerdy party trick.

I bet you spent like two minutes checking that making sure not make any spelling mistakes yourself. It's your by the way. Otherwise it says "You are spelling has improved"