You can get condoms really cheap here, mebe because of teenage pregnancy, but you can go into a pub toilet, grab a few condoms for £1-£3 and a pack of cigarettes as well. (not for £1-£3) Pub toilets are great.

One of my ex's never bought the condoms we used, she just nicked them from SuperDrug.

She grabbed whatever type, ever since she got the Performa, I demanded she stopped.

Our relationship gradually crumbled after that.

There's a fucking condom machines that sell condoms, cigarettes, poppets and Viagra. It's like a fucking pedophile survival kit.

Poppets? Are they those things that's supposed to make anal sex better? Round here they are called poppers. Anybody used them?

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Poppets.

Why would they be sold alongside condoms and viagra?

Heh.

Why would cigarettes? Maybe someone might want something sweet on a night out and they don't want to leave the bar? I didn't really go up to the proprietor and ask about this strange occurrence.

In fact, until condom machines were mentioned I really didn't put much thought into it. It was just a 'Ha, that's weird.' reaction to it.

Has anyone ever gotten a cramp in their legs while in the middle of the deed?

Man, that hurts.

Poppets + ViaGra + Condoms + Cigarettes = Smoking pedophilic

I... can't even think of a quip to that.

What happened to the post-sex fag?

Or in the forum staff's case, the post-fag fag.

Or in your case - No post-sex fag. No post-sex anything!!! :D

That was a low blow :C

I've never had the urge to smoke after sex.

Just sleep.

Sorry :( You can have a post-sex fag if you want :( *Gives post-sex fag*

I want a post-fag sex.

Yuck, just cigarettes in general, yuck. I hate that I like the taste of them. Thankfully the smell is enough to force me away.

I like post sex cuddles :love: God I'm a soppy guy........

You can't be a guy. A guy would have fallen asleep after his orgasm before he even hits the pillow.

Only twice in my life has that ever happened to me........

I can inform you that Chris can perform very well :D He lasts after numerous ejaculations. Although I am aware that orgams and ejaculation isnt the same.

I actually don't know when a guy orgasms.

Either way, I once totally drained Chris by forcing him to keep on going. Wahahahha. Then he fell asleep :S I think.

Oh.

Sucks when you talk someone into doing something wild, and that ends up happening. You either end up falling off the bed, or totally stop moving, which kills the mood.

In my vain attempt to be better than him, I've only done such a thing once. I had a 'two minute break' after the first time, then got back up there.

I think this was my second or third time doing it, as my first was a disaster.

I'm more prone to it when laying down. She was ontop of me when it happened, and I literally, shrieked. She must've thought she broke my jewels, which is impossible, as they were forged in the core of a red giant star.

Whenever my leg starts to cramp up I try a bit of gymnastics to get rid of it. Depending on position I'll lift up my leg and straighten it out whilst trying to maintain motion.

I just so hope i don't crave one after first time Sex. I don't know why I would but...yeah

You won't be craving a fag right after sex. :L

Sex does not trigger nicotine withdrawal. Sex does not make people smoke.

Sex doesn't make people smoke, people make people smoke.

Ben Elton suggested (in Blast From The Past) that smoking after sex was a habit formed in order to avoid awkward smalltalk after sex. Seems logical to me.