Well... fuck.
WoF has the time though. That I'm sure of.

Oh, you get paid alright.

A pretty cool little video.

agh. scary

Who wants one?

That's a nifty idea, if not totally impractical.

Also, this is all I have to say:

http://i.imgur.com/vpop4.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/20r0hz6.jpg

I knew they were up to something.

I remember rolling my eyes to this when I first saw the movie.

I have a pair of Cons just like those.

You probably ran out and bought them right after seeing the movie and had no idea why.

My dog makes a similar face:

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs016...._1802007_n.jpg

She recently turned 17.

THAT BUCKLER WOULD NEVER EVER WORK

fuck sake, BM. i thought you'd stopped liaisoning with those felons. they're on your perch and everything!

AHAHA he's a myth!

Sounds familiar.

Yes Wings, we've all seen the thread where you say you are a period shagger.

I like her shirt.

I have to bring it up occasionally to remind people that I'm not a complete fag.

Keeps them bones warm.

You won't even get a deflect bonus from that thing. Your Wooden Stick Of Beating +1, on the other hand...

The first blow to that buckler would break your knuckle, the second would break your arm.

Blow from what? A mace? I don't think that the average burglar is carrying 14th century weaponry.

...a -30% penalty against Blunt weapons, then.

EDIT: Speedy shit.

A blow from anything hard enough to knock the buckler back into your own arm. It's poor design period.

And call it a shield, larper.

That was embarrassing. Who/what is that?