is that before or after the alien dons the BDSM suit and leather whips?

fuck sake, where do they get these kids? THE DAMAGED GOODS SECTION?

hey Y THE FUCK DO SO MANY MALES HAVE FUCKIN DILDOS AND NOT FUCKING PUSSIES?!!!

"YAHAMIENAN WHATCHA' DOIN" YO YO YOU CRAZY OR SOMEHTING GOING LIKE UHAEAGE !!" ~Don Vito

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs30/f/20...by_rpglord.jpg

UR CAPS R ON.

Maybe that has something to with some of the members being gay. As for the males not having pussies, well, you answerd your own question.

Personally I wouldn't mind both.

True, cats are awesome.

Oh. You.

Would you like some pictures of my pussy little boy?

Pffft, nobody has a more awesome pussy than the Blue Waffle lady.

It's an Abyssinian

STFU, and i knew my caps r on, i was meaning to shout Bam's homeboy/Vincent Margera/Don Vito style

I feel really bad that I missed leto's gif, since our good old caring moderators removed it.

fucking bastards

@Nate - your link...It was about a guy who would shove a dildo up his ass and then shit his pants....what the hell man, just what the hell?
@Molluck- Actually no, you get us in the cereal isle. We come in packs of twelve.

I don't know if someone's posted this, but while browsing for pics the last time, I heard about this. Y'know those bouncy exercize balls? Apparantly you can get one with an attachment piece, so you can attach a dildo and "exercise".

That was only in the first post of that thread. It's an obvious problem for anyone who is in to anal play. You learn to be very, very careful and aware of things like bowel movements.

Try reading the following pages. It's pure gold.

@AlienMagi: You really want to see Leto's .gif? WARNING: straight men may find this image somewhat disturbing!

Yes I do. Good thing I'm not straight

Oh dear.

Uh huh.

oh god SOMEONE SHUT IT UP

Actually I thought it was pretty funny.

@Nate - ...no, still not funny. I read all seven pages.
@Havoc - It looked like he was gonna have the dildo explode out of his stomach. Hence the AVP reference.

SOMEBODY likes Xenomorphs.

Naw, but in the "Name Day" thread I changed myself into a xeno...so now I have to keep up. But yes, i loveded xenomorphs. My DA page is full of them.
Uh, here's a fake ass for you humans to screw
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Enjoy!

Sorry if I'm being annoying or really stupid in some way.
I'm just creepy.

Anyways - my apologies

Xenomorphs aren't some therian romance trope like Elites are, Gwan.

They're godless killing machines.

you can suck WoF's and Nate's dick as much as you like, but not mine. stay away, thank you.

They share one?

FINE you sarcastic shit. edited.

HEY GUIZE IM BAISECKSUAL 2 LOL

I'm being serious, it's not my pleasure annoying people.

Yup. Yes you are :3

the irony.

I must say, WoF has a lovely pussy.