I have such a boner right now.

It's so cold here such a feat would be impossible.

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weird, isn't it?

It was either Dita von Tesse and WoF or a load of people here and the Pterodactyl Porn.

Used will beat you up if you even think about his crush being naked.

They're dressed as cows, not naked.

OR ARE YOU CALLING THEM COWS?

He's saying they have four nipples per teat, just the way he likes it.

I'm saying that I would buy this calender. Buy it, and masturbate furiously to it.

What? Even with no Cammy?

I have my own Cammy calender. The pages are stuck together, though.

Urgh.

nipple and teat are the same thing. udder is the chamber for each teat, and bag is the the cows udders all together.

now go and lactate yourself.

Have you ever lain under a cow, and just sprayed your face with warm udder juice while slowly massaging your balls?

i have sprayed milk into my mouth from a heifers clean teat, yes. and it was to check if it had some form of Mastitis. its a very old fashioned way to check for subtle infections.

and the spelling thing doesn't have Mastitis in its dictionary. how stupidly inadequate.

But were you rubbing your balls?

god dang, fucking no!

Farmer's scratch.

why don't you go back to your colony.

It was taken over by giant robots, blame WoF.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, OANST! WE'RE HAVING A SERIOUS DISCUSSION!

So, why didn't you rub your balls?

because she was a heifer and a very nervous one at that and i wanted to keep my teeth and i liked my straight nose and I DONT FUCK THEM

Well, I would have rubbed my balls.

so you like bovine now?

they're pretty animals, i'll give you that.

I don't know. It just sounds kind of hot, don't you think?

Uguu~

the tits are not, trust me.

their head's are lovely though, in a 'aww, isn't it cute?' kind of way. everything else is just big.

What about the dicks? Are the dicks big?

the dicks would actually impale you, no joke. that's because, to put it in a non-disgusting manner, pointy and quick. sometimes they even harm cattle inside.

honestly, its like cattle were made from the leftovers of horses, they're so impractical the poor things. and yet they're stronger than those poncey equines.

I have to tell you, this is not deterring me. Stop turning me on.