hello.
I was on bar hopping with a big group dealt type thing and I overheard this loud gay guy talking. He was talking to this girl and said "don't make me dickslap you" with an extra gay pronunciation. I was wondering if any of you remember I time when you heard somebody say, or said yourself, something incredibly gay in public? |
Ahem...
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and let's not forget when asked by my last boyfriend if I needed help backing the truck out of his back yard, :
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Just today I was asked, "My mom wants to ask you about a PC she wants to buy. It's a quad core with a 24" monitor 750gb hard drive, 8gb of ram and Vista Ultimate for $649"
My reply was, "That sounds like a nice package................ and I know nice packages." |
I'll bet you've always wanted to say that pilot.
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I've seen bigger packages
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You've never seen MY package sweetheart; you've only heard of it through a certain mutual someone who had their hands on it. :p Oh and other things on it. |
I'd be a mailman, just for the awful puns.
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I squeed when I saw Anonyman!´s new avatar. That´s kinda homosexual.
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what the fuck is wrong with your upcomma?
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It's aroused.
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im aroused
notreally |
he's probably in south america again
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Spain.
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[AREA WHERE THEY SPEAK SPICSPEK]
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But he done said he was going to Spain, si? Srsly, it costs a whole stimulus package to get from Europe to South Amerca.
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I´m in Majorca and have mastered the use of this keyboard.
So no stupid typos this time guys. Sorry. |
I forgot about that. I was wondering why you were away from X-Box Live for so long.
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I´m still wondering what happened to your holiday.
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I said that it starts on the 17th. We moved it up a day, though. We leave tomorrow.
Edit: The place I'm going is awesome. There are no motor vehicles allowed on the island, so all transportation is by horse or bicycle. We leave the car on the mainland, and take a ferry to the island. |
See yuz OANST.
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I thought you said it ended on the seventeenth Goddamnit!
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Kissed a boy.
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And how did that go?
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Fine. It was nice. ;)
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What the? Yeah, I did.
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Mmm hmm.... on the cheek?
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It was with tongue and everything.
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Don't make me hurt you.
You know where. (Don't say penis... don't say penis) |
Tongue? Balls? Dick? ass? Let's hear about it or it didn't happen.
Go ahead and hurt me, let's see what your perky can do. :p |