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When I finally give my flower to a woman it will be a special and beautiful thing. There will be rose petals everywhere and our love will be a taste in the wind that is palpable to all who come near. And then I'll give her twenty dollars and leave.

..And the burning sensation when you pee, will remind you of that special day forever..

3 months without a partner... throat getting dry... pulse slowing...

Masturbation is only fun with TWO HUMANS!!!

My last few bouts of sex have left me wishing my partner could go that extra mile or at least try. I mean it's normal for a girl to not orgasm while the guy does, but the other way around?
I guess I try too hard to make sure my partner enjoys it. The past few times have left me going to the bathroom alone to get the job done. Can anyone relate? Am I doing something wrong?

Ooh harsh two previous posts. Venks, mabye slow down and don't get so eager to please? Lul

and Matt, bad luck. hold out little man!

You're obviously just shit in bed.

Ohohoho yes. Slightly different circumstances with me, of course. But, yes, I have been with one or two gents who did not possess the requisite talents nor goodwill to do what was necessary.

Me three!

But I've never had an issue with it. I was always more than content making sure my partner was taken care of.

Alcar...

I had sex tonight. Filthy sweaty "I was making you dinner but now your mouth is on my penis so ohwhatthehell let's fuck in the kitchen sex" earlier tonight.

and she did the dishes after we ate our post-coitus meal.

I sure can pick 'em.

Did you actually have dinner while you had sex, because that would be the ultimate. Now if you have a TV in the kitchen, thats a whole new dimension.

Truer words were never spoken.

8/5

Double orgasm and double ejaculation.

Just thought you’d all want to know.

xxx

I did.

-and Im proud of you my friend, so proud.

I love you, man.

*fap fap fap*

I'm going to try to use one of those Hypnotism files to do the 'hands free fap.'

Wish me luck.

Or don't, because that would be pretty gay.

Lolgay

Why don't we make a topic on fan corner?
It would be an excellent expirience for our artworkers. :P

That just falls into the 'Do not want' category. Or not.

4-5 for me, I tried a new position so that made it interesting.

Hey wankers!

What's new, other than a lot of wanking going on here...



Last seks: 4.5/5. Two words... Kama Sutra.

Actually, the OWF masturbatory epidemic seems to have dwindled. But Cullen... Cullen sexing? I seriously would never have thought about it.

You know, i haven't gotten any in ages. Busy busy.

If only you could sell your virginity. Well, you can I guess, but I'd prefer a way without the risk of STD's. It's not like I'm doing anything with it.

+18

Learn2Photobucket link

Also, hands free fap file is one of those "Either it automatically works, or you have to try it like twice daily, HA HA!" deals, and unfortuantely I was part of the latter.

It's 35 minutes long, but still, it will work.

What does it mean if you feel like having sex with your significant other when Dr. Eggman says "What eeevil invention should I use next?"? 'Cause I'm a little worried about myself.

Last intercourse was awful. I did not feel like it, but Emily was insistant.

Who is the damn moderator changing my nice clean pictures?

Because it was pornography? Be thankful that Hobo chose not to infract you for that. You would have been banned.

Drawned naked woman without showing any sexual parts is pornography?