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Mutual Friend 09-29-2007 02:56 PM

11 year-olds have a sexuality, don't see why they should be removed from such discussions.

Besides, how else are we supposed to impose Our Gay Agenda and convert the yoof into the undead marching army of gay?

Patrick Vykkers 09-29-2007 03:36 PM

11 year olds don't have a sexuality, they haven't reached puberty yet.

The best way to impose the Gay Agenda is using the Gay Psychic Dominator complete with the Gay Bomb (real),the Gay Daleks (real video) and by feeding children soy beans (WND story).

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Why are you talking about this its GROSS!!! some ong get me 10 bucits aaaawwww!!

Please, for God's sake, tell me you are a troll. While I agree sex is needed less, it's stupid to look at a topic about sex if you are 11 and don't want to be grossed out.

Mutual Friend 09-29-2007 03:40 PM

I remember being 6-7, fascinated by male genitalia, and did a few things with another boy I would certainly say were sexual, or maybe erotic, in nature.

To say sexuality begins at puberty is somewhat simplistic.

Patrick Vykkers 09-29-2007 03:48 PM

Wasn't it the fundie theory that homosexuality was caused by pedophiles preying on children? Maybe they had a point..

Mutual Friend 09-29-2007 03:55 PM

I'm sure I don't understand. Speak plainly and I shall be attentive.

The above story had no mention of paedophilia.

Patrick Vykkers 09-29-2007 04:15 PM

Well, it's possible that your early sexual development may have occured from the predatory activities of an adult introducing sexual activity to your psyche at an early age.

Mutual Friend 09-29-2007 04:23 PM

Which never happened, so...?

Venks 09-29-2007 04:36 PM

Silly PV puberty stars at different times for different people. I didn't hit it till 13 but I know others that did as early as 9. Oh and pedos don't cause their victims to be homos! Pedos cause their victims to become future pedos! It's one of those which came first the chicken or the egg things.

Oh and I don't care if the world needs more sex or not I will make it my duty to have sex as much as possible. Though I was going to do that anyways I don't really need to spite you.

Nate 09-29-2007 05:36 PM

I think PV's point is that if we shelter the little childrens from anything vaguely sexual, they'd grow up to be honest, straight, god-fearing christians. Personally, I think that it's more likely to produce slut-whores who'll throw themselves at anyone who winks at them.

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I remember being 6-7, fascinated by male genitalia, and did a few things with another boy I would certainly say were sexual, or maybe erotic, in nature.

I can't say that anything like that occurred to me at that age but I do know several guys who were aware of their sexuality by then.

Patrick Vykkers 09-29-2007 06:56 PM

In other words; I hate you (you have said I am as evil as Khomeini and are demented), so I'm putting words in your mouth.

I was playing Devil's Advocate. I do not believe homosexuality is caused by pedophilia. I do not believe in sheltering children from sex. I believe society should shut up about sex, be you the Glenn Quagmires or Helen Lovejoys of the world. I don't care about it, as long as it's consenting sapient adults.

Venks 09-29-2007 07:56 PM

Oh PV what would I do without you?
Anyways I like talking about sex but sadly I find myself with a lack of people to talk to that actually have had experience.
PV why does it have to be consenting with you? A little raping is good here and there. You know they want it. Especially the poor sex-deprived children.

Devilz Daughter 09-30-2007 02:29 AM

Well I dont remember it being in the rules and when I was 3-4 I seen some thing gross going on betwen my mum and her xxx boy friend aaarrrrr!

Zozo the Zrilufet 09-30-2007 03:07 AM

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PV why does it have to be consenting with you? A little raping is good here and there. You know they want it. Especially the poor sex-deprived children.

I know that's sarcasm but....No, just no. Reminds me, I have a bone to pick with Chris.

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Well I dont remember it being in the rules and when I was 3-4 I seen some thing gross going on betwen my mum and her xxx boy friend aaarrrrr!

....Wow, your mom needs a slap.

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Zozo there are many things wrong with your post.

So i shall now mistake you for a male.

Good point...Well I think I have zoophillia in my head, but I wouldn't act upon it. Horay for signature. Plus I think I have fetishes for things that don't exist.

And I can't tell whenever Devilzdaughter said ten biscuits or buckets in a previous post.

looney-bin 09-30-2007 07:38 AM

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Oh PV what would I do without you?
Anyways I like talking about sex but sadly I find myself with a lack of people to talk to that actually have had experience.
PV why does it have to be consenting with you? A little raping is good here and there. You know they want it. Especially the poor sex-deprived children.

Geoffrey Leonard, is that you?!

Devilz Daughter 09-30-2007 08:03 AM

Yer and evey time she get's dumped I all ways say I wonder who's next? :lol: and about the slap I still havent tolled her.

Laser 09-30-2007 11:54 AM

other people's lives are so riveting arn't they?:banghead:

OANST 09-30-2007 12:22 PM

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Yer and evey time she get's dumped I all ways say I wonder who's next? :lol: and about the slap I still havent tolled her.

I have no idea what you just said.


Anyway, I enjoy fornicating. It doesn't hold the fascination for me that it did 10 years ago but I still greatly enjoy the act of sex. I've been with the same person exclusively for 7 years now and the sex hasn't slowed down or become boring. In fact, I'd say it's gotten better in the last couple of years. That seems to be more because we have grown closer emotionaly more than any kind of new techniques. I hope this post was what the thread was asking for or else this post will come off a little strange.

Mutual Friend 09-30-2007 12:38 PM

It comes off very well.

Mac Sirloin 10-01-2007 12:47 PM

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I have no idea what you just said.


Anyway, I enjoy fornicating. It doesn't hold the fascination for me that it did 10 years ago but I still greatly enjoy the act of sex. I've been with the same person exclusively for 7 years now and the sex hasn't slowed down or become boring. In fact, I'd say it's gotten better in the last couple of years. That seems to be more because we have grown closer emotionaly more than any kind of new techniques. I hope this post was what the thread was asking for or else this post will come off a little strange.

Not to be a pushy dick, but are you married, OANST? You mention your daughter so I presume you are with a wife/spouse.

I just ask because you also stated you've been in a relationship for about 7 years, so, you know.

And Devilz Daughter? GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETS.

Havoc 10-01-2007 01:01 PM

Your internets?

Mac Sirloin 10-01-2007 01:05 PM

MY Internets.

Did you miss hobo calling me a meme Dictionary?

OANST 10-01-2007 04:47 PM

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Not to be a pushy dick, but are you married, OANST? You mention your daughter so I presume you are with a wife/spouse.

I just ask because you also stated you've been in a relationship for about 7 years, so, you know.

And Devilz Daughter? GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETS.

I am not married. I am completely commited to my relationship, however. We will be married some day but only because it means something to her and it is what she wants. As a person who doesn't believe in a god I obviously don't feel the need to have a deity sanctioned relationship and I don't need the state to approve of it either. For all effects and purposes she is my wife. I just haven't gone through any ceremonies to prove it.

Mac Sirloin 10-01-2007 05:42 PM

Ah, thanks, its just a question that I ask, being brought up with a cotholic family and such.

Not that I think you're a bad person, and honestly could care less about Marriage, or state sanctioned relationships.

I don't think that atheism is really all that sacriligeous, either, I mean, if you're a good person anyway, why should you be punished? you just chose not to let something govern your actions.

looney-bin 10-02-2007 12:18 AM

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MY Internets.

Did you miss hobo calling me a fucking old meme Dictionary?

Fixed for truth.

Strike Witch 10-02-2007 12:55 AM

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I can permafix your postcount to 2736 if'n you wants it.

Really? Can you imput any amount or just freeze it?


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I don't really give a fuck about gender or sex, It just tells me how many holes I have to work with.

Salamander 10-02-2007 01:55 AM

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I am not married. I am completely committed to my relationship, however. We will be married some day but only because it means something to her and it is what she wants. As a person who doesn't believe in a god I obviously don't feel the need to have a deity sanctioned relationship and I don't need the state to approve of it either. For all effects and purposes she is my wife. I just haven't gone through any ceremonies to prove it.

I never thought of it like that, that's actually a good reason for not (necessarily) getting married, of course, I am religious, so I think it is important thing to do.

@Zozo, hybrids? Off the top of your head, how many hybrids can you name? I can only name two, Zorse (Zebra + Horse) and Mule (Donkey + Horse), the reason there are so few hybrids is that the two animals have to be fairly similar, so no dog-crocodiles, or pigeon-pigs.

Strike Witch 10-02-2007 02:03 AM

Liger, Tigon, Panthard, Basically most Big cats, plus Wolphins, and most wild dogs are crossbred.

Zozo the Zrilufet 10-02-2007 07:15 AM

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@Zozo, hybrids? Off the top of your head, how many hybrids can you name? I can only name two, Zorse (Zebra + Horse) and Mule (Donkey + Horse), the reason there are so few hybrids is that the two animals have to be fairly similar, so no dog-crocodiles, or pigeon-pigs.

Uhhhh....Hinnie, dolphin with other thingy, horsey and donkey, donkey and zebra....Well yeah, I see your point, but you never know, people could crossbreed with monkeys since apparently we share 98% of the same DNA with chimpanzees...:pThough I praise your soul for your good points, I wasn't thinking much when I posted.

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And Devilz Daughter? GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETS.

The internets is for everyone, she doesn't have to.

Laser 10-02-2007 08:55 AM

this thread is a peak of weirdness...

Mac Sirloin 10-02-2007 11:03 AM

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Fixed for truth.

Fair enough, I never actually agree'd with him, anyhow.

And yes, its not my personal internets so I denounce that statement.