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snuzi 02-16-2007 02:02 PM

A: lollmaorofl! A pun!

Q: If everyone had some sort of weapon at home to defend themselves with, would crime rates drop?

Arxryl 02-16-2007 03:33 PM

Of course they would! I mean, it's not like the weapons themselves would make people feel more powerful and tempt them to go out and do crimes themselves. Oh, Odd no!



Why are you, I, Moxco and Bullet Magnet the only ones who respond to this thread that none of us have created?

moxco 02-16-2007 03:40 PM

A. cus were the only ones bothered.
Q. why does Arxryl have a good point.

Slaveless 02-16-2007 03:58 PM

A: Because he has seen the future and it is same as the present.

Q: Do you think Havoc looks better in a man's bathsuit, rather than a biniki?

Arxryl 02-16-2007 04:02 PM

Really depends on wether the bathsuit is a robe you wear after taking a bath. You know, the one that covers nearly all of the skin.



If I were in a car going 90 miles an hour, and a train were beside me, who would win a race to the Ends of the Earth?

Slaveless 02-16-2007 04:34 PM

A: It depends. Did you fill your car with the expenisive gas?

Q: If I were jump off a three inch ledge and land saely, would Americans be impressed?

snuzi 02-16-2007 04:41 PM

A: Not unless you managed to do some ridiculous stunt in midair that required shiny objects.

Q: Who would win in a free-for-all wrestling match? Steven Spielberg or a random snail someone found?

moxco 02-16-2007 08:38 PM

A. It will be a tie, they both die.
Q. What sized bikin does havok take?

snuzi 02-16-2007 08:41 PM

A: I...I don't even want to think about that...

Q: Uzi or Ingram Mac 10?

Slaveless 02-17-2007 04:27 AM

A: Neither. They both don't work.

Q: If zero is a number, is 1 a letter?

Laser 02-17-2007 05:17 AM

yep indeed it is like brown is a letter aswell

If i lived to 100 would the queen cry?

Slaveless 02-17-2007 05:29 AM

Yes, because she thought she killed off everyone who had memory of the New Year's party of 2023. Man, was that embrassing!

Q: What happened at the New Year's party of 2023?

Arxryl 02-17-2007 06:24 AM

Mitsur released the photos and video of Havoc, Rexy, and Alcar in bikinis...



Why can't I think of any stupid questions!?

moxco 02-17-2007 10:33 AM

A. Because your not good at it. :P
Q. What did you get for christmas next year.

snuzi 02-17-2007 01:53 PM

A: Monies, and lots o' weapons.

Q: G'd 'em, son?

Alf Shall Rise 02-17-2007 01:55 PM

A: I'm gonna pretend to know what you just said 0o.
Q: How come I always thought this topic was confusing?

snuzi 02-17-2007 01:58 PM

A: Because it can be if certain members don't know how to spell.

Q: If your sandwich was staring at you, what would you do?

Arxryl 02-17-2007 02:04 PM

Eat it. Just eat it...



Old man Jenkins?!

Alf Shall Rise 02-17-2007 02:07 PM

I was told to kill him tonight by a dark figure.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Patrick Vykkers 02-17-2007 02:20 PM

A: 4, then 3:P
Q: When are people going to call this planet by its true, proper name, Terra?

Alf Shall Rise 02-17-2007 02:21 PM

Five seconds before the planet blows up.

Who likes short shorts?

snuzi 02-17-2007 03:20 PM

A: People, apparently. Although, I'l never understand why.

Q: Who's everybody's favorite dictator?

Arxryl 02-18-2007 07:47 AM

Alcar! I mean um... uh.... toast?


the crushed prophecy states that _______ will happen in the next two-hundred years, with the beckoning of dead slices of banana bread. What is it?

moxco 02-18-2007 09:30 AM

A. Love
Q. How come havoc knows how to use a P.C.?

Alf Shall Rise 02-18-2007 10:06 AM

Because she's a trained tiger!

Q: Who jacked Jack's jacket?

snuzi 02-18-2007 11:28 AM

A; Why, Bob, of course!

Q: Rock, paper, or scissors?

Arxryl 02-18-2007 02:32 PM

Mega-bomb. I will always win/cheat.



Dead, dying, deceased or just born?

snuzi 02-18-2007 02:42 PM

A: Just born. Aren't infants the cutest things? :)

Q: So, yeah....um...what?

Arxryl 02-18-2007 03:13 PM

Oh, nothing, nothing...



Like, what was the homework we got yesterday? I wasn't at school.

Alf Shall Rise 02-18-2007 07:39 PM

Flip around five times while saying, "coo coo coo" while eating some cheese doodles.

Ripe or spoiled?