phonecall from Alcar

concerning the problem

with Kaleesh cigars

and their effects

upon the virility

of the average

body mass index

whatever that means.

But then seizmographs

detected a change

in Islamic crybabies

involved with the

Hot Intern Church

of Vonnegut's Tralfamadore

The church decided

to expel him

for being a

total freaking jerk

that dared to

eat peruvian muffins

whilst yelling "Sofas!"

during a ceremony.

Marrying Pauly Shore

to Micheal Jackson

Suddenly, the orange

dolphin that was

jumping for joy

because of the

food it was

going to eat