I haven't been caught yet, but I'm sure my Mom knows I do.

But by locking doors it would also be obvious what you're doing.

*Parent tries to open door but can't*
Parent: What are you doing in there?
You: Uhh... Just... Just reading a book!

Yeah, I'll stick with my not even give people a chance to catch me approach.

And Alcar...
No.
Just no.

Have you ever done it while at work? I've done it a few times and every time I have the same thought: I just got 2 bucks to jack off. This is the greatest thing in the world."

Either you cum really quickly or you aren't getting paid much.

Weren't you saying a while ago that you love your job? You can't love it that much if you feel the need to jack off in the bathroom.

Doing it at work? Now that's sick.
Are you obsessed with it or something?

Thats kinda creepy

At work? Jeez! That's...that's........that's just gross. If someone caught you at work, you'd be the biggest laughingstock only there.

OK, we're all being open here. I have had it done to me before a few times, but I don't do it on my own, it's enjoyable with someone or during sex but I don't do it solitaire.

I had to do that too. Except people just ended up throwing condoms at each other at the end on the lesson. Ah, good times, good times.

I do it all the time. My right hand is such a whore...

We learned that stuff fifth grade, it was soooooooo funny, sort of.

I love how people are using "jilling off" as an actual phrase now. :p 3 cheers for Dino!

You question inspires one in me: are there styles of jacking off, as there are of sex? I mean, there's gotta be, right? There is no doubt as to there being different ways of doing it... hmmm.

I think this thread should now be officialy devoted to inventing styles of masturbation.

*Hijack!*

:p

AOV, Anal, oral, and vagina.

And your question inspires me to ask another! What are the weirdest things that can be used in aid to masturbation? :D

Hair brushes with studded and/or ribbed handles. Oh my.

Dear lord, why did I post this...

Edit: Oh, in answer to your questiony thing, hmm.. Well, I guess there are all sorts of different motions, but I've never heard of any names for any techniques, except... oof, "the shocker." *Grimace and shudder* Anyway, all I can say is the best type of masturbation is mutual. ;)

:eek:

Grargh! I have been stucken with chicks-use-toys-ism! I will now be mildly uncomfortable in all situations pertaining to female sexuality!


Or.... stuffn's.

Yeah.

...gerbils.

Indeed. :D

Do I dare... yes, I think I do. What is this fabled "shocker"? Oh, and the only... ummm... "style" I've ever heard of is "The Stranger".

Urbandictionary.com is your friend.

You'll probably find the answer there. In my opinion, you're better off not knowing.

*Slaps head*

Oh! I totally forgot about the shocker! Okay, I knew that.


...Yeah, it doesn't seem too comfortable... or pleasurable. But then again, I don't think I get much from anal stimulation. So.... hmmph.

How the hell can I vaginally masturbate? O.o

With a hand? Just, no, don't go there. Shut your beak, Kimon. :p

Beats a rainbow kiss anyday i'm sure *FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T UD THAT*

Mutual is indeed the best, though other things of non masturbation top that of course...Women get many more variations in their masturbation, men only get the bland stuff. Up down up down up down oh shit is it meant to do that, oh my god it's fallen off, up, down...

EDIT: What age did you all first experiment with it?

Mutual mastubation? It's incredibly hot, I'll admit that. But it takes ages to get off. I counted 17 minutes before they had me unload (:p), and it took about the same time to get them off (though I'll admit, I managed a minute ahead! Mwhahahah). Then again, I had jacked off twice earlier.

Also, is it just me, or do you guys find it incredibly hard to focus on a fantasy while being jacked off? I mean, I try, and eventually do, but by Jesus do I get distracted :s It's just so... hot.

Meh. I'm a sap. Sometimes I just like to spoon. That's hot too.

Dammit I keep saying hot.





Hot.

Mutual masturbation? 13 or 14. I'm not completely sure, but I'd say my memory is leaning towards 13. Could even be 12.

And there ARE different ways at going at it. For instance, I know that in my case, pulling back my penis towards my feet (slightly), so that it ain't sticky straight up, seems to stimulate me more. And then there is definitely a difference between what hand is used, though I find it is more pronounced with your partner.

Yeah, I'm in a particularly horny mood at the moment. Ignore me.

Alcar...

Early. I didn't even know what I was doing. I just kind of moved it around a lot, and I got this amazing feeling after a while, but I didn't actually know what it was. Or that there was a way easier way to do it than just moving it side to side.
Ah sweet childish ignorance.
I was probably like 10 or 11. It was back in a time when, when I was done, all that happened was a good feeling.
Good times.

Alcar, honestly, I never realised you were such a SLUT!

Oh shit, are we talking about when we started mutual masturbation, or masturbating in general? Because I've been masturbating by myself for YEARS. I'm talking pillow and bed ****ing since I was at least 8 or 9 :p

I've always been a slut :p I just acted nice and clean on the forums :p

Alcar...

Don't forget a pedophile!

As long as it has four legs, I'm not particularly phased by age ;)

Alcar...

For me, I find being 'fluffed' helps before having sex, but that's just me. It creates a better feeling during sex. Oh, and on the mutual masturbation side, I also find it quite enjoyable too. I guess I had my first mutual experience at about 14. As I said before, I only enjoy being masturbated or masturbating with someone.

P.S. Alcar, don't you find spooning boring? No offense.

Hmm. I started about 2 weeks after I became 14... And I became 14 at February 28... Chill.:p
One word: yup. But I never got distracted by Jesus himself... eww.

Spooning? Wha? Alcar? Spooning? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. :p Lord we've tried.

Alcar, nice and innocent on the forum. Oh yes, that's why you're the sexy nazi over lord of the forums. Spank-fest. ;)

- Rexy

Wow... we just keep getting more open, don't we?

Especially Alcar... Hah, I love your new title! I find it amuzing that at least three people have something sex-related as their CT. Maybe 4, if you count Hobo's title... Naughty, naughty.

I was just talking about "when" and "how" yesterday before I came home and found this thread. Anyway, in answer to when I started on my own, maybe 11 or 12. I had no idea what I was doing or the term(s) for it. I was just curious, but it never felt nice until many years later. For the longest time, it made me feel like I just needed to pee over any other feeling. Mutual started with me love (aww...), when I was about 15 and a half.

Lastly, I agree that spooning is great.

I <3 spooning. :)

I can see where you are coming from, what with the fact that you're only really snuggling. I just really enjoy it, of course the actual sex is by far more intense, but once again, I guess I'm a sap. I would say something about love and all, but then you'd have heard it all before.

It's unfortunate, but everytime I ban someone I feel myself up. It's just THAT great to ban someone ;)

Alcar...