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Fuzzleman54321 05-11-2005 10:15 AM

"Cough) Thanks but i (faints)" Said abe as he fainted!

Dark Elite_H2 05-11-2005 03:59 PM

"Oh, you got's to be kiddin' me," Slogann's ears flattened on her neck. "ABE! 'DIS IS NO TIME TA TAKE A NAP!" Slogann yelled right in his ear. He shrieked up, slapping Slogann right on the face. She growled slightly, baring her pearl-white teeth. "Watch it," she said, trying to stay calm, and watching Abe put his smallest finger in his ear.

Abe16 05-11-2005 04:36 PM

"Abe? Are you okay?" steven said. Suddenly a porthole zoomed up from the ground sucking everyone in the porthole and into the factory. "Hey Mr. sekto, Molluk, they're coming to!" A wolvark and slig said. (Yes, they all have teamed up!) "What!?" Stranger called out! "jesus christ no!" Abe said out loud. (Sorry!) "Humph, so that terriest Abe is here," Molluk said. "So is the steef." Sekto said. Steven tried to struggle free but was too tied down.

Fuzzleman54321 05-12-2005 07:35 AM

"NoooOoO! I won't let you kill me Mullok!" Abe said and managed to punch him! "THAT WAS A BAD MOVE BLUE FACE!" Mullok shouted. "Uh oh!"

Dark Elite_H2 05-12-2005 04:27 PM

"Who 'da hell are 'des guys?" Slogann asked loudly. "Molluk's after that blue kid, over 'ere. Sekto's after my head," Stranger explained. "A bio-engineered enhanced slog? I've never seen one, especially a live one," Sekto put his hand on his chin, grinning evilly underneath his suit. "Huh?" Stranger said gruffly. "Get that slog, and that steef!" Sekto brushed his finger right at Stranger and Slogann. "And get that Mudokkon!" Molluk yelled. All the Wolvarks and Sligs chuckled, as they boxed them in. "Now what!?" Slogann whined to them. "'Dere's 'nutin' you can do now, sloggy! We's gonna get a big paycheck fer 'dis!" a Wolvark laughed. The sligs had Blitz packers and the Wolvarks carried semi-auto machine guns. "Cover me," Slogann whispered over to Stranger and the others. Jam nodded to Slogann, and stepped out. "Hey now hold it!" Jam held out his hands to them. Slogann slipped behind the others, and exited behind them. "See, we actually captured these guys, we tricked 'em in to followin' us," Jam said. Another of the slig bros. stepped up. "Yeah! We tricked 'em," Ram nodded. Slogann tiptoed to a lever, then leaped up on it. Above all of the Wolvarks and sligs was a large metallic crate, but they didn't notice. She bit the lever, and then released all her weight to the ground. The lever slowly pulled down, and a bigger shadow overcasted the Wolvarks and sligs. "and the sad thing is, we tricked you as well," Jam said slyishly. All of them grunted in confusion, but before they could say anything else, they were crushed under the intense weight of the metal crate. Sickening snaps and crunches made Slogann gag slightly. Sekto and Mullok were open for attack, as they closed in on them. "Not so fast, slog," Sekto said, pushing a button on his desk. Two large big-headed creatures crawled behind from them. They looked like Vykkers, but X5 larger, and they didn't have legs. Instead, they crawled on three enormous skinny claws. "Meet my pets. They'll be the last thing you see," Sekto said, petting the big-headed things. "Go," Sekto said. The big-headed things leaped over the desk, and closed on in the troupe. Sekto and Molluk escaped through a door behind them. "What do we do!?" Slogann barked, as they approached closer.

General Dripikk 05-12-2005 04:50 PM

"Let's take'em to the tear extractor!" Molluk said. "No! please! We'll do anything!" Kirk said. A wolvark zapped him with a gun. "Ow! Watch ya do that for!?" Asked Kirk. 'Shut up ya lazy slave." A slig said. Steven grabbed the slig by the mask and took his mask off and punched him in the face! "Ow! Sir, I'm bleeding!" The slig said. "hehe, good job Steven" Kirk said.

Dark Elite_H2 05-13-2005 11:22 AM

Slogann giggled, as she saw what Kirk did.
OOC: Btw, Molluk and Sekto are gone. They escaped.
But what scared her the most was the fact the big-headed things were getting closer to them. "Ok, I'm open fer any ideas," Slogann quivered nervously.

Fuzzleman54321 05-13-2005 01:08 PM

"Leave It to me!" Abe said and started chanting! "Noyoynoy...Aggh!" Abe said and started chocked as the beasts strangeld him! He turned purple then fell to the floor!

Abe16 05-13-2005 02:52 PM

Steven turned to the sligs and wolvarks. One of the sligs pointed they're gun to Steven, "hehe, come on guys, we can be friends, I mean beside the fact that i punched a slig, doesn't mean-" Steven was cut off by having the slig shoot him in the right shoulder. "Ow! I'm down!" steven exclaimed.

General Dripikk 05-13-2005 03:03 PM

The wolvarks and sligs pulled out bombs! Kirk had no choice but to pull off a stunt from this movie he saw, he did....the MACK DADDY! He pulled of the run and slide move! then he did the whiteboy, then the salt shaker, then the pelvic thrust and a whole other bunch of moves! The wolvarks and sligs just stood there in wonder, they might of said things like, "WTF!?" or, "OMG!" Suddenly the bombs blew them up and freed them from their cages.
OOC: I posted that because you beat me Dark Elite_H2.

Dark Elite_H2 05-13-2005 05:09 PM

OOC: (laughs evilly) hehehee

"Kirk! 'Dis is no time ta' do special Mack Daddy's stunts! Even 'doh you're doin' awesome wit' em'," Slogann said. As Kirk finished off the last Wolvark, Stranger bountied the corpses, using them as ammo chow. "'Dis is no time ta' mess 'round 'ere guys. We need's ta' catch Sekto and Molluk, 'fore they can get's outta 'ere, and get's our heads. Well, mine and Stranger's heads, and Abe's.... self being," Slogann looked at one another. "She's right. Sekto's one helluva bad-ass, and we need's teh protect each other from em'," Stranger agreed with Slogann, as everyone else did when Stranger spoke. "Sekto's the first one we need's teh worry's 'bout. Now, 'fore we get's to after them, WHAT 'BOUT THESE FAT-HEADS, THAT ARE COMMIN' FER US!?" Slogann howled. The big-headed things were crawling towards them. Both of them spun around, releasing a green ooze that trapped them. "Shake's free, guys! 'Des guys are gonna spin 'round when's they get's close 'nuff!" Stranger strained, breaking the rubbery ropes. Slogann had the hardest time, for she only had legs, and no arms to help out. "Help me, guys!" Slogann yelled a muffled cry, as one of the fat-heads crawled towards her.

Abe16 05-13-2005 06:40 PM

"Guess it's time to risk a life!" Steven said. "Hey! Come and get ya...big headed thingys! Fresh meat right over here!" Steven shouted out. the big headed thingy's raced toward Steven. steven ran full speed into Molluk knocking him down. "Hey! Ya stupid mud!" Molluk shouted, "looks like we have a little mudokon problem." Sekto said. "Molluk! Hey, you were my boss at Rupture Farms! Hey, ya got any scrab cakes?" Steven asked nervously. "Grrr, what do you suggest Sekto?" Molluk asked. "I say, dump him in the coldest part of the water in Mudos and see if he can make it can make it back here alive," sekto said. "Or we can feed him to the (Big headed thingys) andc watch them rip his guts out." Molluk suggested also. "Hey, you slig, put him in the ice chamber till' me and Sekto figure out what his punishment should be." Molluk orderd. And Steven was being dragged to the Ice Chamber.

Fuzzleman54321 05-13-2005 11:08 PM

"You were dead..... how could you possibly be alive?" Abe said as mullok went towards him. "Well Blue boy, I wasen't dead I was stunned!" Mullok said angryly. Then sligs cornerd Abe! "I've been waiting for this for a long time!"

T-nex 05-14-2005 01:56 AM

OOC| Man... it's posts like Fuzzlemans that make me cry.... I think that this god-moding has continued for long enough, and i don't have the time or the will to say over and over again: Read the rules, don't god-mode, don't post one-liners.... So either i will ban Fuzzleman fromt he RPG-corner for some time, or close this RPG... WHat do you guys think?

Dark Elite_H2 05-14-2005 10:53 AM

OOC: No, don't ban Fuzzleman. He's actually doin' a pretty good job....

Abe16 05-14-2005 10:55 AM

OOC: Yeah, the only prob is that he's, well sorta god-moding. :(

T-nex 05-14-2005 11:07 AM

OOC| Which he knows is not allowed. I'm soo sure that he hasn't read the rules or anything... So it's either ban him or close this RP.. dunno which to choose.

Dark Elite_H2 05-14-2005 11:45 AM

OOC: Ohhhh..... I hate hard decisions......

Fuzzleman54321 05-14-2005 11:31 PM

Well I don't want Dark Elite_H2, Abe 16 and General Dripick to suffer because of me so don't close this thread, ban me.

Dark Elite_H2 05-15-2005 10:41 AM

OOC: aww..... T-nex. Can yeh's give him another chance? I hope he'll follow 'de rules 'dis time. Will yeh, fuzzle?

Fuzzleman54321 05-15-2005 11:20 AM

Yes. But I'm sure she won't give me another chance 'cause I think she's a bit ticked off with me.:(

T-nex 05-16-2005 03:16 AM

OOC| I am ticked off.... Im giving you one more chance. Cut off the god-moding, and start RPing fairly....

Fuzzleman54321 05-16-2005 08:49 AM

OOC| Thanks T-nex! :) Note: I have edited my last post.

Dark Elite_H2 05-16-2005 02:56 PM

OOC: Thank you ma'am! You's very kind teh leave Fuzzle in 'dis RPG fer a little longer. We's appreciates it!

Dark Elite_H2 05-17-2005 02:37 PM

"Abe?" Slogann barked over to him. The big-headed thing approached her, then stuck one of it's large, pointy, jagged claws right through her leg, and stuck out on the other side. She yelped out in pain, shaking her leg to rid of the claw. The creature shrieked out, and slid the claw right out of her wound. The other big-headed creature closed in with the other, about to finish her off. An explosion bounced right on it's head, and moved them back. Fuzzles shot right at them, biting and chomping in to the things. They retreated away from Slogann. Stranger held them off, and knelt right next to Slogann. "It...got's me," Slogann strained. "We'll get's yeh outta 'ere," Stranger assured. "Help, Abe. Hurry!" Slogann lifted her head. He nodded, and ran next to Abe. "Alright, Sekto. You ain't goin, 'nywhere," Stranger threatened with his bow armed with Fuzzles and Boom-bats.

Abe16 05-17-2005 03:37 PM

"Let go of him!" Steven yelled out while still hanging from the ceiling. "And what are you gonna do about?" Molluk asked. "I'm gonna do this! *Does a slog call*" All the slogs come running into molluk! "Ack!" Molluk yelped. "Unlock me boys!" steven said. They unlocked him.

Fuzzleman54321 05-21-2005 06:19 AM

"Stevan! Thanks!" Abe said as he ran up to him! Then "Noyonoyonoyo!" Abe chanted and possesed a slig! "Timw to rock and roll!" Abe said through the slig!

General Dripikk 05-21-2005 08:32 PM

Kirk suddenlt got caught in the cross-fire! "Ack! Save me!" kirk yelled out. "I got you." Sekto said. "Uhoh! So, hehe, how's the...weather?" Kirk stammerd. "You're coming with me mudokon." Sekto said. "Hmmm," Kirk murmmerd. He saw a stick on the floor and picked it up. Clank! The stick broke the steam making it blow up the room kirk and Sekto were in. "No, this can't be happening!" Sekto said. "Ack!" Kirk yelled. Kirk ran the way Sekto ran. BOOM!

Dark Elite_H2 05-24-2005 02:55 PM

"Yo! Molluk! How's 'bout you come 'n git me?" Slogann barked to the Glukkon. "I ain't got's to waste my time on some pathetic Slog," Molluk shouted. "Ok, boys! Close on in to Abe," he said. She didn't have time to get Molluk, especially with her wounded leg. "Stranger! Help Abe, hurry!" she shouted. He was already on it. She gimped over quickly to Molluk, and leaped right on his shoulder, clamping down hardly on his shoulder. "Ow! Git this thing off'a me!" Molluk shouted. Sligs came over to smack Slogann off. But rocks smashed right in to their heads. Steven had come in to save the day yet, again. "T'anks, Steve," Slogann muffly said, still clamping down hard on Molluk's shoulder.

Abe16 05-24-2005 03:29 PM

"No prob!" steven said. Steven ran to the mess that the steam blew up. "Man, this is a mess!" Steven said to himself. He took his cross bow and hit 5 thuslugs at the boards and metal clunks and finally made it through. He met up with a slig guarding the door. "Sorry, Sekto is prosecuting a mudokon. I trequest that you back away." The slig said. "Request denied." Steven said and shot the slig with a thudslug. He picked up a discarded plier and tried to get in. it didn't work.