this got really weird. so I...
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...spontaineously(sp?) combusted, and no longer expressed feeling. Bill Gates was rather enraged by this event, so he eventually did...
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..crashed my computer with a mean virus. But before I picked up the crowbar, I decided to....
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give 1 cent to the 'dont bother to give us money' charity, so....
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...that poor kids could buy 1/1500th of CD. Just about then I...
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... ran to the kid and got out my big wet fish, and wacked it on the...
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...floor so the kid could clean it up, he said...
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..."Damn you, donkey-dude! Clean up yo' own damn filth!". So all of our crips went and beat him to death. The charity didn't like this, so they...
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...Tried to resurrect the kid but while lifting him they accidently dropped him which put a curse on them which...
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...resurrected mummies. Now, all of earth was under attack, and it was all our bad, bad crips' fault. The UN tried to settle this by...
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WAHWASLKFJ ALSKJFLASDJFLKSDF.!!! after that complete and utter nonsense, the curse kissed...
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... my anus, due to the stupidity of the previous post. Gak. Now, the poor child tries to form a coherent sentence by...
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eating Super Munch for making fun of everyone before him, after he was eaten, we...
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... acused Abeguy of over-reacting, due to the fact he only made fun of Abeguy, not anyone else. Which, futhermore, made even more fun of Abeguy. Super Munch reanimated himself, which didn't help the poor charity boy. So the boy...
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killed eveyone, again and then...
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He suddenly got really small and put in a jar buy a stupid fourteen year old with no real life and got placed on his shelf whith his collection of peices of yellow paper, which....
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...stuck to his feet, in an uncomfortable way. So he exploded! Then he spent $23 on paper, and 4 avocadoes! The avocadoes were for the quacemole that he ate. After this comsuption attempt, he...
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joked about the chicken that crossed the...
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...which made everyone (except him), commit suicide due to the horrible nature of this 'joke'. He could've been hit by a car! The boy stood there looking at the corpses, and decided to...
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actulley confirm that it was a road that he crossed(it didn't say if it was or wasn't)
after the kid used words too big for his age, he... |
...decided to stop the stupid argument continuing between bunny-person and a kid my age. Just about then, they shut up and decided to make a more interesting story about...
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SPAM, the kind you eat, as in crap
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...which made for a hard sentence to continue. So I just decided to by 1/1500th of a CD as planned when this guy named...
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Bill the extra guy who stood on a carpet and sold only automobiles for losers, then...
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...Bill decided that he really was hungry, so he decided to eat his heavily salted hands (they were delicious) and...
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...he decided to eat some more but acidentlly gained 500 Pounds because it had so much sugar in it that...
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he found out the answer to the question of life, still wanting to find the question, he...
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...found a guy who could tell him the meaning of life, he told him go buy the Game of Life! then...
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He bought the game of Death which consumed his...
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...life everywhere that everyone could hack into his computer and send virus's that could defy the laws of physics which could make someone shoot his computer with a rifle and be gone with virus which...
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