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Fez 08-05-2004 11:47 PM

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If I say yes would you have your orgasm and leave?

That my friends, is the single best post of the month.

Fuzzles! 08-06-2004 05:18 AM

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Well... I thought that too... that I'd look like a fat lady wearing a travel rug (I'm a UK 14/16 US 10/12) so I've hunted out a black asymetric number... short on one side longer with tassles on the other... its made of a really fine see through knit... I got it to wear at the posh bar!!!! I had 3 women in the loos complement me too... I didn't tell them it was only £14!!! (7 US dollars about don't know about Canada?)

£14 is $33.80 Canadian dollars (as of today). It sounds lovely! Can't get black or brown though as I have a dalmatian and she has all of those lovely white hairs that like to stick to all my clothes.

I could do charcoal gray though, that is by far the best colour for hiding her hair.

Speaking of my dog...she very suddenly went completely deaf. Been having a rough time of it - it's a shock and an adjustment.

Mac the Janitor 08-06-2004 09:36 AM

My cartoon, DeweyHigh, will be up very soon. I'm sure you all JUST CAN'T WAIT!

Cyber-Slig 08-06-2004 12:13 PM

CB ..SS wasnt always like that ;)...I read some ooooooolllllddd stuff yesterday... ''My First Star'' ''WoW Im already a gabbiwog!'' :D

Sekto Springs 08-06-2004 12:28 PM

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CB ..SS wasnt always like that ;)...I read some ooooooolllllddd stuff yesterday... ''My First Star'' ''WoW Im already a gabbiwog!'' :D

Read back on some of Disgruntled Intern's old posts, you'll be twice as surprised. Even though he tells me he acted that way on purpose to fit in among the other idiots. Besides, I wasn't as much of a miserable fuck as I was an oblivious twat back then.

Cyber-Slig 08-06-2004 12:39 PM

Well u certainly sounded friendlier :D but DI..Whoah...Farscape?YOU?FARSCAPE?God.And to of his threads had ''WHEEEEE''........Lol.........every day in life gets....odder

Sekto Springs 08-06-2004 12:42 PM

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Well u certainly sounded friendlier :D

Shows what you know.



Oh and BTW, both of us can expect an ass-kicking from DI any time now.

sligster 08-06-2004 02:38 PM

alright, pig pic old. now something new! (I lost the news article that came with the piggy pic)

observe- amazing technology of the future- THE SWISS ARMY GUN!!

http://www.tummyfluff.co.uk/fun/pics/swissgun.JPG

imagine what kind of illnesses this could cure....

-DISCUSS-

Cyber-Slig 08-06-2004 04:09 PM

well.......I better get a metal suit now.Or I could tie my nephew and some pillows to myself...noones getting hurt right?

Sekto Springs 08-06-2004 04:47 PM

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alright, pig pic old. now something new! (I lost the news article that came with the piggy pic)

observe- amazing technology of the future- THE SWISS ARMY GUN!!

http://www.tummyfluff.co.uk/fun/pics/swissgun.JPG

imagine what kind of illnesses this could cure....

-DISCUSS-

That's fantastically fake. Someone simply pasted a hood ornament, flashlight end, keys, and a multi-tool to the picture.

SeaRex 08-06-2004 04:58 PM

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That's fantastically fake. Someone simply pasted a hood ornament, flashlight end, keys, and a multi-tool to the picture.

Wow, SS. They can't put anything past you now, can they?

Sekto Springs 08-06-2004 05:30 PM

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Wow, SS. They can't put anything past you now, can they?

Nope. I'm too crafty for them.

Cyber-Slig 08-07-2004 06:46 AM

Is this pussy of a man gettin beat up by a woman fake?

sligster 08-07-2004 08:05 AM

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That's fantastically fake. Someone simply pasted a hood ornament, flashlight end, keys, and a multi-tool to the picture.

bah, ya got me... how bout this one....

http://www.sculpturefromtheheart.com...Mushroom03.jpg

lol

Cyber-Slig 08-07-2004 08:08 AM

Thats obviosly fake.A putty mushroom.A plastic baby leg.Fake grass......spells fake to me

WiLL the Wander 08-07-2004 08:22 AM

Who knows the longest word of his/her language?

sligster 08-07-2004 09:15 AM

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Who knows the longest word of his/her language?

elephant

..... I don't know....

WiLL the Wander 08-07-2004 09:24 AM

The hungarian longest word:

elkáposztásithatatlanságoskodásaitakért

Cyber-Slig 08-07-2004 10:18 AM

Will Im scottish and I dont go on talking about now do I?Stop with the hungary thing!Its making me hungry :D

WiLL the Wander 08-07-2004 11:15 AM

Ok i cook for you some of our best hungarian food!

Cyber-Slig 08-07-2004 01:18 PM

...............Will youre speciality is burned toast :) now quit with the hungarian thing it may be spam but people are fooking fed up with it ;)

Sekto Springs 08-07-2004 03:58 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism

Nate 08-08-2004 04:47 PM

well the longest word in the oxford dictionary is floccinaucinihilipilification which means the act or habit of evaluating something as worthless. I may have left out an L or two so lets just call it at least 29 letters which shits all over antidisestablishmentarianism's 28. The actual longest word in english is a medical term which goes for about 200 letters.


oh, and CB I really doubt you recognise the quote as its an Australian thing. If anyone cares, just ask and I'll make it known public tomorrow.

and Cyber-Slig, since when is haemorrhoids a geeky word?

Cyber-Slig 08-08-2004 04:57 PM

Because its very big and scientific

Nate 08-08-2004 05:01 PM

nah its not scientific, just bloody hard to spell (yay for spellcheckers!)

ClaireBear 08-08-2004 11:19 PM

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oh, and CB I really doubt you recognise the quote as its an Australian thing. If anyone cares, just ask and I'll make it known public tomorrow.

hmmmm... for some reason I do though...

must know must find out must know must find out must know must find out must know..... ad nausiem!

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Speaking of my dog...she very suddenly went completely deaf. Been having a rough time of it - it's a shock and an adjustment.

Oh no fuzzles!!!!

Thats terrible... I've seen pics of your pup... she's gorgeous... she's young too so she should adapt well to hand signal commands.

For some reason the idea of Dalmations going deaf rings a bell with me.. I don't think its actually uncommon.

Thoughts and prayers for your puppi-le-pup!

Cyber-Slig 08-09-2004 03:59 AM

Wow thats pretty sad.Im a dog lover.Thats why my dog is very lucky to have me and take me for walks (yes thats right she takes you for a walk cos shes so fookin strong).You just cant resist feeding her ;)

WiLL the Wander 08-09-2004 06:41 AM

Well, my family isn't a dog lover ( my brother is a dog hater), but we has a very good hunter dog for 6 years... He has cancer...

Al the Glukkon 08-09-2004 10:37 AM

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bah, ya got me... how bout this one....

http://www.sculpturefromtheheart.com...Mushroom03.jpg

lol

I knew mushrooms were evil!

:spam::spam:http://atlas.walagata.com/w/snowed/4349373.gif:spam::spam:

Cyber-Slig 08-09-2004 12:00 PM

Cancer.....terrible...Well hope youre dog lives as long as possible WiLL...and ofcourse mushrooms are evil...