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Oddfan 08-21-2003 06:11 PM

A:Scrabs they get plenty to eat and don't in-toxicate themselves.

Q:if Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares then why does he keep on doing it?

OANST 08-21-2003 09:31 PM

A. Jimmy is a crack addict.

Q. Why does beonce's ass torment me?

GrigtheSlig 08-21-2003 11:07 PM

A. I'm not sure!

Q. Does it torment you in a good way or bad way?

oddguy 08-22-2003 02:11 AM

A: It torments me in a good way! :D

Q: :devil: <--------------- What caused this young soul to go on the wrong path? And....can we save him from his wicked ways?

T-nex 08-22-2003 12:50 PM

A: He killed the devil to take over hell. And no!! We can't save BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....................................................
............................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Q: What does "Bwahahah" means??? BWAHAHA

Oddfan 08-22-2003 12:59 PM

A: it means you like to eat squirrels for breakfast.

Q:why is online junk named after spam(Salted Pig and other Assorted Meats.)?

GrigtheSlig 08-22-2003 01:23 PM

A: Because they taste the same.

Q: Who what's the rest of my doughnut?

big bro boogie 08-22-2003 03:28 PM

its filthy

who likes MO(derator's)

Oddfan 08-22-2003 08:50 PM

A:I do:D..... (runs away in fear)

Q:how come every time you have someone over your room or house is a mess?

GrigtheSlig 08-22-2003 09:25 PM

A. Because evil mess nomes know exactly when your going to have people over, so it runs around your house messing things up! It's evil! :devil:

Q. What's the meaning of life?

ethan 08-23-2003 05:36 AM

i'm baq how long has it really been sinse ive been here.
 
DDDDDUUUUUUUDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUU:eek: :eek: :eek:

here is a question. (i'll let you decide what goes after why)

Why?

:smokin: E-10 :cool:

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( \ ( ) / )
( /__\ )
/___\(angle)
(\__/)
(o _ o)
(^__^)(cow with a mustchash)
__WW
<(o_o)> (snowman with funky haircut)
_(_ o _)
_(_ o _)

just have fun in life dont be against it

GrigtheSlig 08-23-2003 07:21 AM

A. I tlooks to me like someone drowning in coolwhip!

Q. Why is it so late!

big bro boogie 08-23-2003 07:47 AM

because you fell asleep in front of yur comp

:eek: <<<<<<<<< what scares this guy.

GrigtheSlig 08-23-2003 08:13 AM

A. Well, I think this answer is preatty obvious, it's Alcar! He scares everyone!:eek:

Q. What is the center of the moon made of?

big bro boogie 08-23-2003 08:44 AM

thats not vry nice

A: of this guy >>>>>>>>> :fuzblink:

Q:who s gone here

Oddfan 08-23-2003 10:45 AM

A:Evil peanutbutter licking space monkeys that eat nomes!

Q:Why do people fall in love?

GrigtheSlig 08-23-2003 12:16 PM

A. Because stupid cupid shoots them with his dumb arrows!

Q. What's wrong with the world today?

Oddfan 08-23-2003 12:49 PM

A:everything

Q:how many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

GrigtheSlig 08-23-2003 02:01 PM

A. Alot of hippies!

Q. What are hippo hippies?

oddguy 08-23-2003 09:38 PM

A: Hippies that go to McDonalds way too much! :eek:

Q: What's on Mars?

GrigtheSlig 08-24-2003 02:34 AM

A. Green blobs of goo that someday plan to take over everyones toaster.

Q. What is your favorite time to die?

Dipstikk 08-24-2003 02:36 AM

A:Tuesdays and holidays. Except on Labor day.

Q: Can I has a dollar?

oddguy 08-24-2003 03:20 AM

A: Only if you make pigs freeze over and hell fly!

Q: Who likes spam?!:D

big bro boogie 08-24-2003 08:11 AM

you do

how do you vote????:D

oddguy 08-24-2003 02:35 PM

A: With your brain!:rolleyes: NEXT!:D

Q: :fuzemb: <------------- What has embarrassed this little fuzzle?

GrigtheSlig 08-24-2003 02:41 PM

A. Well, if you look closly, you can see he has no clothes on, wouldn't you be embarassed if you were being posted in replys like that?

Q. Who rules the forums?

T-nex 08-24-2003 04:25 PM

A:
ME
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Q: Why is everyone asking stupid questions?

Lemming 08-24-2003 04:45 PM

A: Because we have been brainwashed by pink, flying hamsters.

Q: Why is my computer so evil and scary?

GrigtheSlig 08-24-2003 04:56 PM

A. Because it's been temporarily possessed by the tooth fairy!

Q. Who hates Alcar?

OANST 08-24-2003 07:50 PM

A. sunday morning chicken soup frenzied jackolanterns.

Q. hoobastank?

GrigtheSlig 08-24-2003 09:32 PM

A. whybastank.

Q. With the power of neptune, i'll be able to change the _________. What will I be able to change?

Lemming 08-24-2003 10:12 PM

A: The social status of all lemmings in the world.

Q: What smells funny?

oddguy 08-24-2003 10:33 PM

A:The n00b. :dodgy:

Q: :rolleyes: <----------------- What's this guy rolling his eyes at?

GrigtheSlig 08-25-2003 04:43 AM

A. HE's not rolling his eyes, he's looking at somthing above him!

Q. What's your problem?

T-nex 08-25-2003 10:27 AM

A: What problem??? HOOBA HOOBA LAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Q: Why did the man smoke chocolate??

GrigtheSlig 08-25-2003 01:00 PM

A. Cause it sounded like a good idea at the time...

Q. Why does my hair stick up? It bugs me!

OANST 08-27-2003 07:26 PM

A. If you stopped rubbing anal grease in it, it would probably lay down.

Q.why can't I think of a question
-multiple choice
a.I'm stupid
b.I smoked way too much crack
c.Jesus hates me
d.The aliens are shielding my brainwaves

oddguy 08-27-2003 07:34 PM

A: The answers is d! aliens are shielding your brainwaves! Curse them!:fuzemb:

Q: How can one stop aliens from shielding brainwaves?

Q2::stare: <-------------------- What's his deal?

GrigtheSlig 08-28-2003 03:15 AM

A1. By making little foil hats in the shape of a kitten!
A2. We's constipated!

Q. What is an urban legend?

oddguy 08-28-2003 04:57 AM

A: A fake story told so many times that people think it's true.:rolleyes:

Q: If you try to quit smoking with the gum, can you get addicted to that?