...Mario has never had regenerating health.

Uh, exactly?

Crashpunk was talking about modern Mario games derp.

Oh, I thought he meant modern games in general. Herp.

If we're talking modern games now, Mario needs to be in a war. He needs to carry a gold plated AK47, The enemies are zombie Koopas and Goombas and it's set in a brown, post apocalyptic Mushroom Kingdom. Also the box art needs to have Blue and Orange lighting contrasting each other.

Oh yeah and of course Regenerating health and BLOODY SCREENS!

It should start from the middle of the game to get the developers some ground for DLCs

You're spelling has improved.

I told you it'd work, Varrok!

It was an amazing game. Most fun I've had in ages, it was just ridiculously hard. I savestaded before most of the supertanks in World 8 because it was just such a sudden difficulty spike. Since playing SMW I just don't think I'll ever feel the need to go back to it because World was so much more polished and fun.

One of my friends was playing it the other day, so I jumped in and warp-whistled to World 8. It's like my nerdy party trick.

I bet you spent like two minutes checking that making sure not make any spelling mistakes yourself. It's your by the way. Otherwise it says "You are spelling has improved"

Maybe he was joking.

Yeah. I think that was part of the joke.

Goddamnit, Glados. This was not a triumph.

You could just say, "This was a failure".
"This was not a triumph" doesn't really fit.

Why haven't you shut up yet?

Cun't Spill!

Oh wait nevermind.

Crashpunk, quit spillin' your cunt all over the place. I think I got some in my mouth

So, is anyone looking forward to Resident Evil 6?

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Talk of a "spiritual successor" to Banjo Tooie. Apparently it's legit.

Banjo-Tooie is my favourite game ever, so this makes me feel all kinds of feelings.

Oh shit nigger, mech in Halo 4 multiplayer, can't wait to spam it!

This is really cool, you get to choose your own path. I went for the full stealth path and it worked out, I got to the archives easily. Pre-ordered the game yesterday, can't wait!

I didn't click anything and got the hidden ending with other clickable options and a replay mode. AWESOME

I'm going to consider preordering the Wii U, assuming I have enough disposable income to justify it. It seems like a pretty cool idea to be able to go from gaming on the couch to gaming on the toilet (this is the only reason that screen is on there and you know it) and the Virtual Console is going to include Gamecube titles, or so I've heard. I'd be set on it if Pikmin 3 was a release title.

If it turns out to be a crapshoot I imagine I can probably sell it for retail price around Christmas to some desperate parent like I did with my Wii in 2010. Having an early version also seems like a good idea if I ever decide to crack it.

Yeah, have to admit: I want a Wii U too! Despit all the bad things I've said about it. :P I personally wouldn't get one right away though, mostly because my launch model PS3 and 360 broke from defects that the "slim" versions weren't susceptible to. Also, I don't plan on buying a Wii U until a new Metroid game comes out.

The launch games are great so I'm strongly considering it. It all depends on if I have enough money.

Can't wait for my copy to arrive. Only bad thing I've heard about the game is that it's actually pretty short but that doesn't really concern me because you can play it in multiple ways so it has replay value anyways.

I saw Totalbiscuit's WTF is of Dishonored and he makes a great 40 minute review of the game and it makes me want it even more. It was also very fun at the Eurogamer Expo though I was terrible at it. :lol:

Also I've just learnt Rayman Legends isn't a launch title for Wii U

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/vader.jpg

:crying:

Was wondering why you haven't been on Xbox.

Anyways, looking forward to Halo 4 and not much else for the rest of the year.

Too bad this is only on iOS, it would fit well on XBLA. I like the artstyle very much, it's like a mix of Rayman Origins, Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet, Limbo and Outland.

wut

Solstheim is probably going to be the next Skyrim DLC area. Which means that you'll be able to see the coast of Morrowind. Yay!

Just got out today on Steam.

Octodad: Dadliest Catch got Greenlit!

Yeah, this is awesome. I can definitely recommend it.

Octodad looks hilarious, might buy it when it's out. Also Yogventures got Greenlit as well which genuinely surprised me.

It doesn't look like anything special, Just looks like a Minecraft clone and is just another way for the Yogscast to make a ton of money.

You can try the original one, for free (Dadliest Catch is a sequel)

I didn't know that Machinarium was going to PS3...

Oh my!

http://www.xbox360achievements.org/i...77-concept.jpg

Team Meat's newest project: Mew-Genics!

Not sure what it's gonna be, other than awesome.