Oddworld Forums

Oddworld Forums (http://www.oddworldforums.net/index.php)
-   Off-Topic Discussion (http://www.oddworldforums.net/forumdisplay.php?f=9)
-   -   The NEW! Sex Thread (http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=20219)

JennyGenesis 04-21-2011 12:01 PM

Only twice in my life has that ever happened to me........

T-nex 04-21-2011 12:14 PM

:

()
You can't be a guy. A guy would have fallen asleep after his orgasm before he even hits the pillow.



I can inform you that Chris can perform very well :D He lasts after numerous ejaculations. Although I am aware that orgams and ejaculation isnt the same.

I actually don't know when a guy orgasms.

Either way, I once totally drained Chris by forcing him to keep on going. Wahahahha. Then he fell asleep :S I think.

Pilot 04-21-2011 01:13 PM

Oh.

Emesdee 04-21-2011 10:29 PM

:

()
Has anyone ever gotten a cramp in their legs while in the middle of the deed?

Man, that hurts.

Sucks when you talk someone into doing something wild, and that ends up happening. You either end up falling off the bed, or totally stop moving, which kills the mood.

Dixanadu 04-22-2011 04:41 AM

:

()
I can inform you that Chris can perform very well :D He lasts after numerous ejaculations.

In my vain attempt to be better than him, I've only done such a thing once. I had a 'two minute break' after the first time, then got back up there.

I think this was my second or third time doing it, as my first was a disaster.

:

()
Sucks when you talk someone into doing something wild, and that ends up happening. You either end up falling off the bed, or totally stop moving, which kills the mood.

I'm more prone to it when laying down. She was ontop of me when it happened, and I literally, shrieked. She must've thought she broke my jewels, which is impossible, as they were forged in the core of a red giant star.

Ridg3 04-22-2011 04:54 AM

Whenever my leg starts to cramp up I try a bit of gymnastics to get rid of it. Depending on position I'll lift up my leg and straighten it out whilst trying to maintain motion.

Crashpunk 04-22-2011 04:56 AM

:

()
Yuck, just cigarettes in general, yuck. I hate that I like the taste of them. Thankfully the smell is enough to force me away.

I just so hope i don't crave one after first time Sex. I don't know why I would but...yeah

Ridg3 04-22-2011 04:58 AM

You won't be craving a fag right after sex. :L

Sex does not trigger nicotine withdrawal. Sex does not make people smoke.

Phylum 04-22-2011 05:13 AM

Sex doesn't make people smoke, people make people smoke.

Nate 04-22-2011 06:55 AM

Ben Elton suggested (in Blast From The Past) that smoking after sex was a habit formed in order to avoid awkward smalltalk after sex. Seems logical to me.

Strike Witch 04-22-2011 08:03 AM

:

()
I can inform you that Chris can perform very well :D He lasts after numerous ejaculations.

Aha, scientific proof he's just a big girl.

gishygleb 04-22-2011 09:15 AM

Chris is a woman?

Sekto Springs 04-22-2011 09:20 AM

You guys are just trying to get me to post pictures of my penis.

gishygleb 04-22-2011 09:24 AM

:

()
You guys are just trying to get me to post pictures of my penis.

Freak! There are alot of the same pictures and videos in Internet.:fuzmad:

STM 04-22-2011 09:29 AM

:

()
Ben Elton suggested (in Blast From The Past) that smoking after sex was a habit formed in order to avoid awkward smalltalk after sex. Seems logical to me.

Because who wants to talk to their gf after a pounding right?

Emesdee 04-22-2011 10:04 AM

:

()
Because who wants to talk to their gf after a pounding right?

One night stands.

JennyGenesis 04-22-2011 10:06 AM

:

()
Because who wants to talk to their gf after a pounding right?

(replacing girlfriend with boyfriend)

*puts hand up*

Wings of Fire 04-22-2011 10:13 AM

I stayed up for hours after sex to talk even when I did have a one night stand. And earlier with my boyfriend I stayed up pretty much all night.

JennyGenesis 04-22-2011 11:27 AM

I've only ever had 1 one night stand. It was awful. I was straight outa the house as soon as it was over. The only time I've ever had sex and wanted it to be over quickly and wanting to be elsewhere.

EDIT:It isn't the only time in my life I've had sex just to clear things up

Sekto Springs 04-22-2011 11:40 AM

:

()
Freak! There are alot of the same pictures and videos in Internet.:fuzmad:

Mine's better.

JennyGenesis 04-22-2011 11:46 AM

I'm sure you would satisfy many of us if you did it.

Sekto Springs 04-22-2011 12:16 PM

I would. Joe can vouch for how much I want to show off my penis. Maybe I should hold a poll.

Bullet Magnet 04-22-2011 12:33 PM

Is it particularly unusual for hominids? If it has a flattened end for scooping out the semen of rival males, for instance, then I am interested in seeing it. Or has a bone to serve the function of erectile tissue, as with most mammals?

Dixanadu 04-22-2011 01:09 PM

:

()
Because who wants to talk to their gf after a pounding right?

I did. Pillow talk is nice.

STM 04-22-2011 01:18 PM

So lonely right Dixy.

JennyGenesis 04-22-2011 02:06 PM

:

()
I would. Joe can vouch for how much I want to show off my penis. Maybe I should hold a poll.

Why do I get the feeling Photoshop would be involed?

Pilot 04-22-2011 02:09 PM

:

()
Maybe I should hold a poll.

:

()
Why do I get the feeling Photoshop would be involed?

I would be honored to photoshop Chris holding his poll.

Wings of Fire 04-22-2011 02:12 PM

:

()
I've only ever had 1 one night stand. It was awful. I was straight outa the house as soon as it was over. The only time I've ever had sex and wanted it to be over quickly and wanting to be elsewhere.

Mine was at a university field trip. It was exciting, tender and guiltless.

JennyGenesis 04-22-2011 02:14 PM

:

()
I would. Joe can vouch for how much I want to show off my penis. Maybe I should hold a poll.

:

()
Why do I get the feeling Photoshop would be involed?

:

()
I would be honored to photoshop Chris holding his poll.

:

()
Why do I get the feeling Photoshop would be involed?

This was in response to

:

()
Joe can vouch for how much I want to show off my penis.


Wings of Fire 04-22-2011 02:16 PM

I don't think Pilot cares.

Nate 04-22-2011 06:18 PM

:

()
Mine was at a university field trip. It was exciting, tender and guiltless.

It's not a one night stand if it's someone you remain in friendly contact with afterwards.

Wings of Fire 04-22-2011 07:13 PM

:

()
It's not a one night stand if it's someone you remain in friendly contact with afterwards.

What on earth is that? A friend with benefit singular?

MarsMudoken 04-22-2011 07:25 PM

So, you guys made a thread like this,
ain't this subject a popular medium.
And though this would surprise anyone else,
I can't help but feel you're falling into tedium.

Wings of Fire 04-22-2011 08:14 PM

Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Nobody likes you
Go and die

Mine rolls off the tongue better.

gishygleb 04-22-2011 09:43 PM

Bla-bla-bla(it isn't flood).
Somebody told that there wouldn't be fetish.

Nate 04-22-2011 09:58 PM

:

()
What on earth is that? A friend with benefit singular?

A fling.

:

()
Bla-bla-bla(it isn't flood).
Somebody told that there wouldn't be fetish.

That someone was you. If you don't like this thread, don't read it.

gishygleb 04-22-2011 10:00 PM

:

()
That someone was you. If you don't like this thread, don't read it.

That someone was 3 people.

Strike Witch 04-22-2011 10:33 PM

So a one-night stand is just, let's fuck, that's it, show's over?



gishygleb 04-22-2011 10:36 PM

Hentai, yaoi or yuri?

Nate 04-22-2011 11:26 PM

:

()
That someone was 3 people.

No, it was only you. And even if anyone else had requested a moratorium of fetishes, they wouldn't still be complaining. Because the rest of our members are mature enough to simply avoid things they don't like.

Like I said, if you don't like this thread, don't post in it.