because she was a heifer and a very nervous one at that and i wanted to keep my teeth and i liked my straight nose and I DONT FUCK THEM
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Well, I would have rubbed my balls.
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so you like bovine now?
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I don't know. It just sounds kind of hot, don't you think?
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Uguu~
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the tits are not, trust me.
their head's are lovely though, in a 'aww, isn't it cute?' kind of way. everything else is just big. |
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the dicks would actually impale you, no joke. that's because, to put it in a non-disgusting manner, pointy and quick. sometimes they even harm cattle inside.
honestly, its like cattle were made from the leftovers of horses, they're so impractical the poor things. and yet they're stronger than those poncey equines. |
I have to tell you, this is not deterring me. Stop turning me on.
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well, just clink into the yard wearing your suit of armour, and try your best. because he will gore you if he doesn't know you.
you've got to get to know them. take them to dinner. |
Fuck it. Too much work.
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I was tempted to split off the last two pages in to its own thread, but I was afraid what Google would do to us then.
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Are you going to let Google run your life forever??? Stand up for yourself! Rebel!
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Wazzpinator down with that. |
I like sheep more though :(
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Swine Penii look like a corkscrew.
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Oops sorry, my first double post EVER within 24 hours. Sue me. |