I love you Fabio, never ever change.

Don't worry, I won't eat you.

I would just like to take this opportunity to say that it's pretty obvious Enchilado was joking about those "Tips"... But then again.. He could be that stupid. I doubt it though.


As for Havoc's "Tips".... They truly did disgust me. Havoc, you sound like nothing more than a guy who thinks with his dick.
"OH YEAZ ima go get girls now GRRREAT*!!"
*Fucks girl*
*dumps her*
*feels super ego-boosted*

I really hate when people do that.
And if you really think treating a girl like a human being doesn't work, it's because you're aiming for the lowest of the girls. The ones that desperately seek attention through sex, who most likely have fucked a bunch of other guys and gotten lots of STDs.

What about trying a girl with self-respect? I guarantee you leave the night with a sore crotch after that amazing dick kick she'll have given you.

There's nothing amazing about having laid down 50 girls.

Sorry. I have my principles. I'm tired of girls giving so easily in to guys. And I'm tired of guys treating girls like clowns. Like "Cumdumpsters" as they so happily like to call them.

Yea. This is sadly the bad side of sex :( Women should really respect themselves more.

Of course there's the small handful of girls who actually enjoy just having sex, in which case I don't care. As long as the girl can enjoy herself and not regret it afterwards I'll support their actions.

* Said in the voice of the Tiger from Kellogg's

That was greaaaaaaaat!


Why are young girls so obsessed with sex? Really, outside school they dress like mini-hookers. I'm not saying all teenage girls are hookers or that little girls will grow up and have to suck cock just to pay the rent, but why do so many find it cool to look like a WAG threw-up over them. It's depressing that they have no goals and such low self-esteem, that they screw guys because they think it means love. It's even more scary that they are doing it at an age like 13/14.

It's an identity issue. Calling any teenage girl a slut is a gross misrepresentation.

Yeah, but wearing tops that show more cleaveage than a builders arse, mini-skirts, slathering their face in make-up and going from boy to to boy like I do with tasty snack cakes is kind of slutty.

Fault of society, plain and simple.

I fixinated.

I was including parents in society, but yeah. Point.

Though pop-culture certainly doesn't help, as you so eloquently expressed back in summer.

What did I say? Fuck pop culture? That's about as eloquent as I get.

I have it on my Facebook quotes list :).

Well, my ego is duly stroked.

MUSIC/ART IS ENTIRELY TO BLAME

:doubt:

h8 this thread

No you haven't. Unless by "straight forward" you mean "drunk" or "tied up in my trunk".

I think if this is the situation presented to you, your ego is pretty much expendable. Now, Havoc, I could understand if your ego is more important to you than a year without sex.

Even I could tell Enchilado was joking with this one. Christ.

Tiger boy talking about the thrill of the hunt.
The dating process is hardly a thrill. It's a pain in the ass. Any man smart enough to not get down on one knee for just any bimbo with plastic jugs will tell you that establishing a real relationship with someone who's worth your time is only a thousand times better than chasing tail around for months on end. Lying through your teeth and spending tons of money in the hope that you'll manage to coax her into your bedroom to provide your sorry ass with a few hours of pity sex, in my opinion, is a lot more pathetic.
As for your ego booster comments, you're a chauvinistic piece of shit. Go fuck a tiger.

Because based on the comments you made above, you've clearly tried it.

Yours would be "Tortellini" ;)

that's because tiger ≠ woman

Not what I meant. I don't believe that for a second. I think that art is influential, but ultimately it comes down to whether a parent has taken the time to help their child become a real human being, and not allow them to be a mirror for the clearly over exaggerated world of "pop".

Havoc should release a guidebook on 'How to get Pussy', it'd be the best literary hoax ever.

Readers would be aghast to find that by "pussy" he actually meant tigers.

I honestly think that we could be a little less hostile, and insulting towards Havoc. I mean, we could just try it out and see how it feels.

He isn't quite as bad as we like to make him out.

How to get Pussy:
Ecologically safe methods of trapping Tigers and other Big Cats

No @ OANST :3

nice trolling oanst

YOU DO NOT EXPLAIN THE JOKE

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Well, I tried.

Oh wait, I didn't know Havoc's name was David.
http://i49.tinypic.com/bhn885.jpg

Gogo Oanst, ride your fucking unicorn.

I love pretty unicorn.

Yeah. A friend of mine is like that. She had sex with some random guy when she was thirteen, I was so shocked when I heard about it. I think it was he pressured her into it, but she didn't care. She went over to his house 'to help with his homework', so she probably knew what was going to happen when she got there, but nevertheless.
She's such a slut these days. It's really sad.


EDIT: Fuck, there was another page. I HATE THAT. Nice unicorn btw.

Funny you don't at all even consider the man, judgmental bastard. always the girls who are the sluts huh.

You don't fucking know her, shut the fuck up.

oh dear.

He might know her.

Leto, you dog you.

so, she is a slut because she sleeps with a lot of doods, amirite. so after dude number 1 (mentioned henceforth as King Dude) fucked this chick, she wouldn't be called a slut rite. but then all these other doods (Lower Dudes) fucked this notoriously easy chick, making her in turn even easier. so what does that make them? a guy who fucks an easy chick? it makes you Havoc.

Double Standards, an Enchilado production.

Illustrations by Havoc r Tiegarfidlar.

Shut up all of you, now, or I'll do the Increase Rep Power cheat and send you all to hell. For srs.

Whats your problem?

he doesn't want his double standardy view challenged...

regardless of whether she is a slut or not isn't the issue, it's how when the term slut is thrown about it is only ever targeted towards women. men have their own term, manslut, which is stupid. and as previously stated, people only ever tthink about the slutee in question, not the sluter.

Usually I feel like "manslut" is 'cool' while "slut" is pathetic.... SO.. Women are pathetic for fulfilling their sexual desires while men are cool for laying down chicks.