If you were serious about the Oddworld show n' tell I've got a bitchin' sculpture I made of a Scuba Toad. A good sculpture, not a lump of green clay with legs, not the usual shit you see in FC that you all feel inclined to pretend is good for my benefit.

And no Papa Johns for me, thanks. I like my arteries. If anyone wants to partake of my Baxter cakes or a spot of Lapsang Souchong Tea, you may, but no vanilla crowns for you as you've yet to eat your beef stroganoff.

Which attendee are you implying has a slight prick?
She's too old for you.

It's not like I intended my first two sexual partners to be sixteen year old virgins...

So its in Russia right...NAT! UK rulz =)

Ok. Seriously, this has to stop.

First) I have told you to stop fucking threadshitting. So stop.

Second) No one wants to read this on a forum.

Show of hands please;

Before my mum lets me go she wants to know how many of you are paedophiles.

I'm not but I have some cool candy to show you in my bed.

He wants you to touch his vagina.

Both of them

Anyway. TOPIC.

Well, if we can organise simultaneous North America and Europe Oddtours, then we need to form an Oceania Oddtour in either Sydney or Melbourne.

Or Brisbane.

Definitely Melbourne or Sydney. I'll be there some time relatively soon, it'd be cool if we could make that work. Nate? Pete?

Australia all the way.
I want to get bitten by something that makes me swell up like John Goodman at an all-you-can-gorge buffet and get pummeled by Peter and his gang of Lads.

No but really, Australia mows face. My only qualm is that I'm sure they get their fair share of pasty, bloated yanks wearing sandals-with-socks and snapping photos every five seconds. Wouldn't be surprised if they have some kind of anti-tourist militia roaming around down there.

Even if I'm totally wrong and the Aussies are the friendliest motherfuckers on the planet, I'd be intimidated by their chiseled physique, golden skin, and the fact they could swim through a school of jellyfish without a whimper. I miss Steve Irwin, mostly because he proved that not all Australians were Adonises, some are just stupid.

That's why we should hold it in Melbourne instead. We draw people in with culture and good food, rather than pretty houses that look good on postcards. So, fewer American tourists and more of the better kind.


Bwahahahaha!

I'm cool with Melbourne, I need an excuse to go down there. Just make it a weekend - work is busy!

Alcar...

If it's in Melbourne or Sydney I'm out. I will be soon, however, traveling to Wollongong but I'll have a pretty hard time explaining to my mum why I want to go into Sydney by my self.

I was in Wollongong the other night. I go driving there to relax :p

Alcar...

Some are Bruce too.

Gosh, I feel so geographically isolated. One of these days I'll actually have the savings to visit Britain or (maybe, just maybe) Australia. And then we'll orgy it up, and it will be glorious. I guess I should get a job.

I PITY THE FOOL WHO SEDUCES RANDOMS FROM THE INTERNET!

But it's tradition! This forum has a proud history of meet and greet molestations.

So London then wahey no Austaralia or your best game developing guy that no one knows cannot come, yes me, Scrabtrapman, ha none of you even no my real name!

None of us want to know. No noobs allowed.

okey doke

Don't listen to him. noobs are allowed =) ... <.< The only problem is that the majority will probably want to go out for a drink or something like that, and since you're 14 years old, that might be a bit of an obstacle.

Don't worry, Scrabtrapman, we'll get you all the alcohol you need.

come on lads, just get a few tins in for him.

Probably because you haven't spelt it correctly.

That may have been a bit vicious.

Regarding Oddtour, you can count on dear Oddjob on sitting comfortably at home while everyone attends. When/if it commences, do have fun.

What the hell drink comes in tins? Only condensed milk, AFAIK.

Orange and Pineapple Juice.

Soda and beer used to come in cans that looked more like a traditional 'tin,' and technically they still come in 'tin.'

Someone can get me the beer and I pay like I do normally.

Pilot got it. its a nickname for 'can'.





you're winding me up and i took the bait. christ.

Yeah, no boobs either.

:( ....

I'm sure for you we'll make a couple of exceptions.

god damn global OWF meet

how about we just all jerk off at the same time and cum in a huge bucket

how about it

Err, cripes. =D

Last person to get the bucket drinks it.

Tehe, I wasn't talking about ladybewbs. You're fine sweetheart.