No. My dad.

my cuntrag roomate

My sort-of Aunt who's visiting (not really hate, but certainly annoyed with). She could talk the paint of the walls, she's tactless, she doesn't answer the phone out of fear of it being her mother for some reason even though she speaks fluent Spanish, and has ADD coming out the ass. I normally keep my door closed when I'm in my room. She once asked if I do this at my home in the US. She then went on to say that no one ever closes doors at her house and she felt like she was in a hotel here. Um, yeah. It's called privacy. However, I said it was to keep out the noise. Also, she calls me "gabby." Listen woman, you just met me for the first time ever. Don't give me he nickname of some other person you who has the same name as me, and especially don't give me the feminine version of the nickname for Gabriel.

I hate it when my mama comes home from work in a bad mood and unloads a furious bitchfest about inane and/or unnecessary household crap. I bet a lot of you can relate to that one.

I also hate kitty butt worms, because I've been having to combat a infestation of them in two of our cats' assholes. Those little fackers make me suspect that maybe, just maybe there's a god and I'm being punished for my misdeeds by having to pluck nasty ass parasites from my kitty's ass whenever they show themselves. Yes he's on medicine already, but the thought of just one of those getting left behind on my bed or something... omgosh gross.

Mostly though, my fury is just aimed at Kanye West for being an all star douchebag and utterly awful (yet somehow rabidly adored) music artist. He actually distracts and detracts from my distaste for wretched politicians.

I hate it when nice women smoke. I also hate it when women aren't how I would like to perceive women in general. This means that they smoke, swear, crack sex jokes, play many video games, drink alcohol, stuff their faces, or flatulate loudly. As you can see, I have to compromise hell of a lot, and I feel quite bad for feeling this way about women, but I can't help it.

Agree with you with the smoking part.

Um... this proves that there's such a thing as an unhealthy opinion.


Seriously. Girls who play video games piss you off? Get over it. i think it's nice that not everyone is the the same.

Although many of the traits you presented are off-turning regardless of gender. Why is it any different that it's a girl? Sure girls might seem off-turning to you when they behave like that, but when guys do it, they remind me of friggin gorillas and monkeys.

Fuck.. sometimes I can actually understand why some girls become feminists.

I prefer girls who do those things. I feel more at ease around them.

Smoking doesn't bother me unless I'm in an enclosed space with the person. Like a car. And they're driving. And their window doesn't work.

Fuck that noise.

This.

I don't mind being around smokers either considering my mom smoked for the first twelve years of my life.

No, no. You have misinterpreted what I said. I suppose I have not been very clear. It is just not a trait that I associate with my out-dated view of a woman. It does not at all piss me off when women play video games.

I hate that when someone misinterprets what I say.

That and Ragú.

Take that back! My mother was a saint!

I find it hot when girls play video games.

Ooh yeah, you level up you little whore. Suck up that experience like the little magic-staff-hungry slut you are.

hrrrrrrrrrngh, about to fill my limit break bar. bitch you better be ready for my Omnisplash on yr Iron Helmet donned face

I Dinged 69.

Wow Leto, you sure can charm em'!