^ Is clearly not concerned for the health of my hamster.
< Is amused by the concept of calling the UK from Australia, only to be sent to a call-centre in India. V Is in a call-centre in India. |
^ Is actually amusingly close
< Is sweating like a hog V Makes me sweat like a hog 8D |
↑ Should take his shirt off
← Is glad I make him sweat like a hog ↓ Should put their shirt back on Alcar... |
^ Is an oxymoron :D (yes I know perfectly well what it is, and I also know it makes no sense at all)
< Looks sexy without a shirt on. V Should spin around in a circle. ABM |
^ Can do
< Has done v Wishes he did |
^ Already has.
< Already has. V Shall or shall feel our wrath! |
^ Has wrath to give. Give to a small furry animal, possibly a cat, maybe a persian. And one day, whence his wrath gains it's most potent fruition, shall his wrath be wrought upon said furry animal, in a manner most cruel and fit for a treasonous peasant; repeated rectal pummeling.
< Is somewhat bemused and headachous to which nothing but a cocktail of prescription drugs, reclusive hermitism and intercouse can cure. V Would like a lengthy sentence or two written about them, but is out of luck, because this is one of the few spam threads within recent weeks which has been allowed passage into our blessed Off Topic by the moderating team because shitall else is thriving except for some blogs on here presently. |
^ Has not been banned
< Can never be banned V Is going to be banned immediately /me gets rather hopeful over who might post next |
↑ Would like to see him try :tard:
← Finally had a good nights sleep last night ↓ Was the reason I had a good nights sleep Alcar... |
^ had a good night's sleep
< Isn't actually that boring in bed V Is a dasdlasjhd ABM |
^ Is far too sexually connative for one so young
< Is far too sexually explicit for one so young V Is far too sexually deprived for one so young |
^ Analyses too much
< Is perfectly fine with everything sexual at the moment V Likes the beegees ABM |
^ is in denial of their likeness of the beegees.
< sees nothing wrong with the beegees. v has the collectors edition boxset of the tweenies. |
^ Isn't right.
< Here it's cold. v Will get a lot of money. |
^ is right.
< here its cold just like every other day (thats england for ya). v is hot.very hot. |
^ Well I like England like this
< Has become uccumilated to the cold and as a result gets hot all too easily :D v Is now searchinmg every box in England to find and KILL me |
^ Is correct, but only because I'm jealous of his warmth.
< Sat and watched the rain from the 22nd floor whilst pretending to listen to the customer on the phone. V Has worse weather than Melbourne. If that's possible. |
^ Is correct as well. Think thunder storms and howling winds - in the middle of summer! z0mg Britain is becoming unruly!
< Is bored. Like... Really really REALLY bored. V Will entertain me. Dance rummy, dance! - Rexy |
^ is unfortunately going to stay bored.
< is more bored than the word bored itself. v is a back-flipping monkey with cymbels who will hopefully lift my boredom. |
^ Wow rely?!
< Does a backflip before pointing out that FuzzleKing spelt symbols wrong. v Is checking every box in England, but not to kill me, TO MAKE MONEY OUT OF THE ENTERTAINING MONKEY! |
^ has also spelt cymbals wrong. lol.
< has just bought the back flipping monkey with cymbols off ebay.yay! no more boredom! v no,you cannot borrow the monkey. |
^ Is nuts
< Is crazy V Is completely unaware that I steal their money! |
Hehehe You can't steal my money!
I live in engla- Goddammit. ^ Stals my money < Its raining V Has 2008 syndrome. ABM |
Everyone knows that British money is just monopoly money. It's great everytime we pass Go! :)
^ Has to tell me wtf 2008 syndrome is. < Is having a bad trip. V Will fix my trip. - Rexy |
^ Hahaha, see ya next fall
< Tripping balls V Dirty, Greedy Jew. |
^ Is soooo right
< Has 99 virgins waiting for him in heaven ( or his bedroom; They are the same thing) V Closest they will get to 99 virgins is a crate of olive oil |
^ Got in the way of Kastere's post.
< Buying a crate of olive oil tomorrow. V Will be dropping by on sunday to take a dip. |
^ HOTSPRINGS TRIP EPISODE
< OBLIGATORY FANSERVICE V CLIP SHOW |
^ Lives off home grown cabbage!
< Just passed go. (yay 200 pounds!) V Is a tortoise. ABM |
^ Still have no clue who the hell this is.
< Hates veggies. V Has a starring role in the Live-Action Gundam Movie. |
^ Is correct
< Is Heero Yui V Is Millardo Peacecraft |
^ Is so wrong he wants to contract hyperglaucoma
< Is not in THE BEST of moods V Better just say "THE BEST" a lot. |
^ Is THE WORST.
< Is fucking pissed at IGN's little April Fool's joke (which he totally just found out about a couple of days ago). V Has a role in the live action Cowboy Bebop film (which better kick ths shit out of all those other live action movies based on cartoons). |
↑ Should know that Cowboy Bebop is anime! Not a cartoon! It's sacreligious to confuse the two!
← Would prefer to be in the Neon Genesis Evangelion live action film. ↓ Pretends (s)he knows what (s)he's talking about. Alcar... |
^ Unfortunately is correct, which may explain why he has a notebook computer sitting in front of him that refuses to work.
< Is screwed if he can't get this working by tomorrow morning. V Is glad he is not me. |
^Should not assume what I am glad about!!
< Is glad I am not Nate, except when he got to interview Lorne. V Has a third nipple. |
^ Isn't right
< Is waiting for a punk girl. V Is stupid. |
^ Will be waiting for a long, long time
< Can't wait for spore V masurbates over Sporn |
^ Is confused and aroused with himself
< It's opposite day! Time to be a contributing member. Haha, just kidding, fuckstick. V The aforementioned fuckstick |
^ Made me try to imagine what a fuckstick would look like. I then masturbated.
< Well hello there. V Ejaculates simply by thinking of masturbation. |