4-5 for me, I tried a new position so that made it interesting.

Hey wankers!

What's new, other than a lot of wanking going on here...



Last seks: 4.5/5. Two words... Kama Sutra.

Actually, the OWF masturbatory epidemic seems to have dwindled. But Cullen... Cullen sexing? I seriously would never have thought about it.

You know, i haven't gotten any in ages. Busy busy.

If only you could sell your virginity. Well, you can I guess, but I'd prefer a way without the risk of STD's. It's not like I'm doing anything with it.

+18

Learn2Photobucket link

Also, hands free fap file is one of those "Either it automatically works, or you have to try it like twice daily, HA HA!" deals, and unfortuantely I was part of the latter.

It's 35 minutes long, but still, it will work.

What does it mean if you feel like having sex with your significant other when Dr. Eggman says "What eeevil invention should I use next?"? 'Cause I'm a little worried about myself.

Last intercourse was awful. I did not feel like it, but Emily was insistant.

Who is the damn moderator changing my nice clean pictures?

Because it was pornography? Be thankful that Hobo chose not to infract you for that. You would have been banned.

Drawned naked woman without showing any sexual parts is pornography?

While not strictly porn, what you posted was still against rules.

At least you are a good man and you didn't infract me :P

Grow some balls, Hobo.

Good men give infractions.

What happened to warnings?

Warnings as in the old discipline system we had before vB introduced its infractions engine two years ago?

God Used, get with the times. ;)

0.5/5

Failure for me.

- Rexy

Woah, it's really been that long?

It wasn't technically sex... but he was selfish. =/

- Rexy

Safe for work pornography is still pornography, genius.

5/5

The day just went down after that.

I have no idea why the rules dissalow pornography... There is no chilldren in this forum.
Guess what, I think we should make porn thread... (probably sounds stupid, but just an idea...) And we should make an age limiter or something.

There are children. There are many children. You are one of those children. You are a child until you reach maturity. I believe you mean to say 'young children'.

And I can think of many reasons why porn's disallowed. Firstly, some people don't agree with porn. Secondly, it would incread the risk of spam. Imagine all the threads entitles 'Red headed girl giving fellatio'.

You have a brain, I know you can use it if you want to, please do.

I will never know why would porn be like BAD for chilldren and everyone. It's a natural think. Think of 10.000 of years before, when people were naked.
Ok yes I use my brain and I suggested to make an age limiter so only older could enter.
Well whatever, probably a stupid idea just nevermind please.

I don't want to see cocks and anuses when I come here.

You mean, any more cocks and anuses.

Porn IS bad for children. They tend to be highly influenced by what they see. Do you want to turn the world into a place full of sex-crazed, foul-mouthed perverts?

Then again, I guess that's what the majority already is.

We already have a porn thread in the Employee Lounge.

But we're not children in there. Except for Hobo.

AlienMagi, you're a child yourself so shut up. Any guy who demands porn that much obviously hasn't seen much of it, and I don't think anyone is prepared to make a thread out of it, and if you do, you'll end up banned. So please. Do.

This has got to go in the classics thread

AlienMagic, go to 4chan. You'll love it there.

Or become a staff member.

I do enjoy that thread. ;)

- Rexy

LoL you are just pissed off cause' I told you that you were a kid and you need to grow up. Well I don't really care, actually yes I am a child, just as OddjobAbe said.

You can't tell me what a Midget dose to a donkey while two women 'ride' a horse is normal and natural?

I didn't really mean that.

How big/old is the porn thread in EL? And was Peter the one to start it?

We don't need any more people like him.

It's been there since well before I was a mod. And, no, Peter didn't start it but he does feature heavily.


Or am I thinking of that thread in TM?

I demand access to the Employee Lounge.
Please.

Just like a warning: They have a 'who should we ban next' thread. Better watch out.

Requesting a screenshot of all the Employee lounge threads mentioned, preferably of tyhe most recent post made.