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Leto 07-22-2007 09:08 PM

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EDIT: On another note. I just had sex. Twice.
With ur handlol.

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http://zombietime.com/walk_for_life/IMG_4422.JPG
*At the Walk for Life pro abortion counterprotest*
Changed slightly to avoid copyright infringement?

Patrick Vykkers 07-22-2007 09:11 PM

Say ur and lol in one more sentence and I'll kill you and molest your corpse! That'll show you!

Just kidding. Does show you can go from one extreme to another pretty quickly.

skillyaslig 07-22-2007 11:01 PM

Ahh, yes...the extremes can occur quickly. My BF keeps on hinting that I have a go at sex, but I dunno, might get AIDs or something like that…:lol: and I like that ‘Raging Grannies’ pic. Just goes to show sex cannot be stopped by age!!! Long live randy Grannies!

Patrick Vykkers 07-22-2007 11:04 PM

Old people are sexy. I'm a gerontophile.

skillyaslig 07-22-2007 11:13 PM

Ohh, you sick boy! Wait, arent you a priest? Bit of both, old and young... Like those *cough*fellas on TV :lol:

Patrick Vykkers 07-22-2007 11:15 PM

I'm not a pedophile, but I am a priest.

skillyaslig 07-22-2007 11:20 PM

seriously? I'm not really into religon, all those rules, and you dont get any...Unless your like those Satan ones who do it everywhere...Ugg, bad mind images...

Alcar 07-22-2007 11:59 PM

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Yeah, that's what I've never been able to get. Back in high school, the only guys I knew who were getting any action were the dumbarses who'd been hit with the ugly stick. And yet they managed to have hot girlfriends. The universe is wierd like that.

It's all to do with confidence, and being a bit arrogant doesn't hurt either.

I had sex yesterday. Why? I invited myself to stay the night :p

Alcar...

Havoc 07-23-2007 05:30 AM

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I'm not a pedophile, but I am a priest.

Would you stop saying that! It makes me go into a laughing frenzy everytime I read it! :p

Rich 07-23-2007 07:14 AM

Haha, interestingly my local priest was recently found guilty of possessing and looking at child pornography. The same man who baptised me. :|

Hobo 07-23-2007 12:51 PM

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Haha, interestingly my local priest was recently found guilty of possessing and looking at child pornography. The same man who baptised me. :|

What's he baptise you with?

Havoc 07-25-2007 06:17 PM

Eewwwwwww!