Five seconds before the planet blows up.
Who likes short shorts? |
A: People, apparently. Although, I'l never understand why.
Q: Who's everybody's favorite dictator? |
Alcar! I mean um... uh.... toast?
the crushed prophecy states that _______ will happen in the next two-hundred years, with the beckoning of dead slices of banana bread. What is it? |
A. Love
Q. How come havoc knows how to use a P.C.? |
Because she's a trained tiger!
Q: Who jacked Jack's jacket? |
A; Why, Bob, of course!
Q: Rock, paper, or scissors? |
Mega-bomb. I will always win/cheat.
Dead, dying, deceased or just born? |
A: Just born. Aren't infants the cutest things? :)
Q: So, yeah....um...what? |
Oh, nothing, nothing...
Like, what was the homework we got yesterday? I wasn't at school. |
Flip around five times while saying, "coo coo coo" while eating some cheese doodles.
Ripe or spoiled? |
You Tell Me
Kaka or PooPoo? (Yay Post Number 40!) |
Kaka, its closer to Kakashi!
How old do you think you'll be when you die? |
A: Hundreds of thousands of years old.
Q: Soup or salad? |
Soup
How long can you hold your breath? |
A: Approximately one minute and thirty-four seconds.
Q: How could you do something like that!? |
I'm ruthless, just try to catch me!
w00t? |
Only if it's fresh.
Got Milk? |
A: In the fridge, yes.
Q: I'm only repeating myself, but, wouldja? |
Only for moolah.
Mr. Brown can mooo. Can youuuu? |
A. Yessssssssssss I caaaaaaaaaaan but Youuuuuuuuuuuu caaaaaaant.
Q. 1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, _______fish. whats the missing word. |
A: I'm stumped.
Q: Are you racist? |
Yeah. People that are slower than I am deserve my wrath... oh, you dind't mean Raceist.
Why do we always get homework? Gawd... |
Well, lets put it this way: if it werent homework, it would be a whipping, my fine lad
Who believes Alf shall take over Earth, as well as Oddworld? |
the flying monkeys of Uranus.
What do you mean?! |
What don't I mean!
2+2= |
My age, seven years ago.
Can you calculate my age? :D |
A.99+11+33+12-144=your age.
Q. Uranus has a big dimond in it. are you going to get it out. w00t 300post. |
No.
Blah? |
Only if it is timed right.
Can monkeys develop an orb that let's them reproduce through budding? |
No.
Does anyone care that I'll be leaving to play Twilight Princess? |
Of course we won't as that is what we will be doing as well!
You don't care if I eat this, do you? ( 1074 post. w00t?) |
of course not
Why? |
oh... no reason. ;)
When the world ends, where will you be? |
Hell.
Quote message in reply? |
A:
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Cuz it's the circle of life.
What about the square of life? |
A: Everyone's a square, maaaaaaan.
Q: If you were dead, and no one mourned your death, would you come back from the dead to remind everyone of your existance? |
Even if they did I would love scaring people. :D
Huh? Who? |
A: Me. You.
Q: You got any of them, uh, french fry p'taters? |
Just ate em all up.
How come theres a black figure behind me thats walking towards me very slowly with red eyes and I heard child laughter? |