Bullshit. That is in fact thinking that you are in love with them, but in fact, you are just judging what they're like by appearane, and assuming that you'd care about them if you knew them.

And if you reply, please, refer to me as either 'Sam' or 'OddjobAbe'. Not '"OddjobAbe"'.

And I apologise if I come across as hostile. I don't mean to seem like that.

Those are the exact same feelings you'd get when being turned on amongst other things. There is no physical way to 'love' something by only looking at it. If you get feelings based on appearance then what you're feeling is lust, not love.
I'll believe you can love an animal if you spend time around that animal for a while and it just gets really cute, like licking your face, rubbing against you, that sort of stuff. But like I said before, love at first sight does not exist. Lust at first sight does.

So... what's been hap'nin since last time I was here? :fuzzle:

Why did you revive this? There has got to be something other than zoophilia that you can talk about and I'm fairly sure that we have beaten this horse. In a manner of speaking.

I approve of Zoophilia.






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Not much, which should be obvious by the fact that there have been no new posts in a huge while. Digging up old posts is fine but make sure you have something useful to report or don't bother.

could anyone tell me, what's so sexy about critters?

Their sexy hooves.

so it's the hooves... well hm ... i thought it could be perhaps the fur, or the whiskers, or the eye colours, or that special smell, or reptile skin, or the attribute, that the vagina is coevally the anus (at least by most of the creatures), or the claws, the gnarling, the instinkt...
but i see, it's the hooves
so if someone's interested, i have some fur, i have kinda whiskers, i have deep brown eyes, i have that special smell, no reptile skin, sorry, i have a penis, but i very much like vaginas and the anus likewise (just the female one). i have claws, i can gnarl, i even can bite you if like. and i'm mostly controlled by instinkt.

OH GOD WHY WONT THIS DIE

There's no 'k' in 'instinct'. Only a 'c'. Or were you being deliberately incorrect, as they do?

I am firmly opposed to Zoophilia. Animals don't love, their instinct tells them to reproduce.
However, I am not against sex with dolphins. They know what they want or not, they're intelligent and sensitive creatures. Wouldn't shag one myself though. Not unless you paid me.

ah sorry. you know i am from austria, and we use a 'k' instead of a 'c'. wont be able to sleep tonight...

I see. Having a 'k' in something does make it more fun to say. Like when the Japanese say 'bom' instead of 'bomb'. I hate that last 'b'.

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

Zoophilia is, per definition, the love FOR animals. No-one says or expects that the animal can actually love back. Loyalty is the closest you'll prolly get. That doesn't mean having sex with them is wrong. You both get something you want in the end which is the feeling of satisfaction.

Also how much would you ask for the shagging of a dolphin. I shall pay you and if and when you find your Dolphin I will sacrifice myself and do the act for you.

What? No I'm not kidding :confused:.

I guess shagging dolphins isn't as bad as it first may sound to some. I think the least I'd charge is a fiver. I'm no zoophile, but from what I hear, shagging a dolphin is no chore. I'd help you find one, but we're miles apart.

And whilst I disagree with your views, there's certainly the possibility that I'm wrong, and so I give in already. Congratulations!

but seriously please, would someone try to explain the desire for(? gramma correct?) sleep with animals. i really have no clue. i am unable to comprehend such feelings. it's not that it disgusts me, just no such emotions.
anyway, wouldn't try to sleep with a dolphin, simply cause i am frighten to be drowned.

I think love in inexplicable almost by definition.

Lust however, is not, Freud would have a lot to say about all you deviants!

I'm going to weigh in to this. I might regret it, but here goes:

People are attracted to different things. Some people like blondes, some like brunettes. Some are attracted to Asians, Africans or Caucasians. Some guys like girls with big boobs, some like small. Some girls like tall guys and some like short guys. Some guys are even attracted to other guys and some girls are attracted to other girls.

Sexual attraction is a very difficult thing to define and explain. Everyone's tastes are different.

Some people are turned on by feet. Some are turned on by people wearing military uniforms or bike riding outfits or knee-high boots. Some people like nothing more than shoving their wang inside a sweaty sneaker.

What I'm trying to say here is that there's some wierd shit out there but we probably shouldn't judge people. Who cares what anyone is attracted to, as long as they're not hurting anyone else?

Hell, some people get off on trees. Someone gets off on anything on and off this planet, fictional or otherwise.

Is there a God fetish? There's got to be. cue some kind of 'ha-ha' "what, you mean fundamentalist christians?" statement

what, you mean fundamentalist christians?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZyTYHfLYhw

I feel this is appropriate.

You took the words right out of my mouth! My view on zoophilia, as with any other sexual fetish, is that all people are different and they don't necessarily have to explain themselves. Some people with fetishes don't even know why they like what they like. They just 'do,' and power to them, so long as they aren't hurting anyone. There are some 'dangerous' fetishes out there that I've seen-- decapitation, for example. That sounds pretty scary, but if the person is just going to pretend about it, write and draw or look at pictures, who cares?

The diversity of fetishes and the way some are 'inexplicable' has led me to believe that people are born with it. I have the same view on homosexuality: people are born that way, and I think there is nothing wrong with that. =)

PAINFUL

Revived, on request from iluvmares.

On an entirely irrelevant note, I had a conversation with a guy the other day who has a balloon fetish. It was most entertaining.

Does he like rubber gloves filled with air just the same?

It's Been Awhile...
 

Hi to everyone old and new :fuzzle:
I know I haven't been here for quite some time but when you are busy, you don't have time to do fun things... :fuzblink:

Anyhow, I would like to start off by saying thanks for reviving this because I personally believe that no thread should die out. There will always be new comers who might like to post in a particular thread (just like I did after it was dead for a couple years), but can't simply because it is old. Really, the age of a thread shouldn't matter. So, if I may, I would like to see it continue for the benefit of those who have replied and deserve a reply back and for the benefit of new comers who might want to post :fuzzle:


So, OANST, although there ARE many other things one could talk about other than zoophilia, that is what this particular thread is about and if one wants to talk about other topics, there are or can be threads for other things.


scrabface, you asked "what's so sexy about critters?" Well, I can't speak for everyone but there are thousands of people who think (specific) animals are sexy for any number of reasons.
Personally, I find some horses sexy for many reasons: 1) because of their inquisitive and unique personalities, 2) their sleek and streamlined build, 3) their scent, 4) their eyes (which can show many moods), and much more.
I find some ewes sexy because of their softness and scent and eyes and they are so adorable.

Notice I say "some horses" and "some ewes" because I don't find all of them sexy, just like I don't find all women sexy.

So, yes, it is like you said

Hobo, if you don't want to see this thread live, do yourself a favor and let it die to you... simply, if you don't want to see it, don't view it :fuzzle:


OddjobAbe, where did you get your idea that animals don't "Love"? There are studies on animal behavior and newer studies have been done to determine whether animals can love or not, and they have determined that animals have just about the same array of emotions and feeling humans have, including envy, jealousy, and Love.
And, you cannot straddle the fence (so to speak)... either you are or you aren't against zoophilia. You say you are but then say
Isn't that bestiality? and don't many call zoophilia bestiality?


HAHA Havoc, Bet you didn't know there is a short video of a woman in the water having sex with a male dolphin :fuzzle:
No, I am not kidding :fuzzle: I have seen it :fuzzle:


scrabface, again, to try to explain the desire for relationships with animals would be quite difficult because everyone has their own reasons and they can be few or many.
I think I can safely say one of the main reasons is because animals are straight forward and don't play mind games or mess with your heart like human relationships can do.
Others have had human relationships that for one reason or other, failed and have turned to the other side of the animal kingdom for solace.
Granted, some are into it as a form of perversion but that doesn't seem to be the case with the majority of zoophiles.


I hate to say it Wings of Fire but Freud was a Fraud. He attributed everything to a persons mother, their hatred of their mother, or that they had fantasies about their mother.
The writings and work of Freud parallel those of Dr Alfred Kinsey's idotic theories.


BRAVO! Nate...
HAHA :fuzgrin: that Car Humper video was sure funny but I don't see where it is even close to having an attraction to a living, warm, breathing individual. Sheesh, that man was drunker than 6 sailors on a Saturday night in Singapore. :fuzgrin:


You said it Ajiellyn, BRAVO! :fuzzle: :fuzgrin:


Well, I will talk to all you good people again later sometime.

Thanks again for reviving this and have a good evening all :fuzzle:

Fucking animals is wrong, end of argument.

I'm not being prejudice or judgemental--It's simply fact; several million years have ingrained the fact that "Man+Cat=Scratch" into our brains. It's also one of those core social values that we should all abide: Don't break windows, try to wear shoes, and don't bang the chickens.

That's not quite so revolutionary. Male dolphins will shag anything that can't swim away fast enough.

Being attracted to animals isn't wrong. Acting on it is, simply because we don't know if they consent or not. Sure, fetishes are ok as long as it doesnt harm anyone(unless it's consensual).

But being fucked by say. A Horse might hurt the horse AND you. For one, the human holes are probably too tight and might hurt the horse(unless they've been stretched). Second, you'll fucking rip your own ass in two... I think...

Some things should stay as fantasies. Now, if there was a way to communicate with animals and ask them if they are fine with humans.. THen I wouldn't care.
Some people want to be fucked by tigers, some want to live in a cage for the rest of their lives, and some want to be eaten... I think all these desires are things to be cautious of, and not make it into one of those "be careful what you wish for" things.

I'm all for sexual freedom, whether it's nasty, dangerous or devious. Of course I don't accept ridiculous things that have a high chance of... Killing you... That's psychotic, and if your fetish has gotten to that point that you need that, you need to seek help.

Well that's just my point of view =)

I want to know where is this video so I can zooroll someone with it.

I do not have said video. I have never seen said video. I am glad of both of those facts.

However, I do have a friend who's a female marine biologist who worked with dolphins. This is where I get my vicariously painful facts.

From a moral standpoint, sure.

But it's just so damn gooooooood!:happy:

Kind of like rape then.

Oh, wait...

Saying that bestiality = rape is the stupidest argument ever. It's only ever rape in the porn industry. In most other cases the animal has the upper hand in being able to roundhouse kick you into the hospital or rip you in two.

I have a question. I read an article a year or so ago about a guy who died of massive internal injuries after... ahem... laying himself down for a horse's pleasure. Now, this is something that spam email tells me happens quite regularly and yet, I can't imagine how it is ever possible to perform such an act and not be severely injured. Even Mister Goatse would probably be bruised by the force of such an intrusion.

So, iluvmares, tell me; is it possible to be shagged by an equine and not die?

Sorry, kiddo, you don't understand me. I am against zoophilia, and I am against bestiality, but I am willing to make exceptions. Dolphins are much more intelligent than most mammals, and mate for the more or less the exact same reasons as humans. Most other mammals are just following instinct. I am against zoophilia, as I am not convinced that most mammals know exactly what they want when it comes to inter-species relationships. It's dodgy business.

And OANST is right. I haven't seen you post anywhere else. I am sure that there are real forums for zoophilia and other weird fetishes.

Thank god.

I have turned back time. Do it again without sucking, or don't do it at all. This is for discourse, not fuckery. No one is making anyone read this thread. You all know how this works.

Now communicate properly or piss off. It's only an Internet forum.