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oddlemm 10-15-2006 10:52 AM

Stranger's Maid: those videos were funny! xD heheh xD very funny! X)

Steef Head 10-15-2006 04:37 PM

OSW: After bountying Jo' Mamma, Stranger spins around, gets too dizzy and trips over his own foot, falls over the guard rail and lands on the ground face-first
Stranger: Dammit!
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OSW: The X'plosives Magee bounty.

X'plosives: Been waiting for ya, Stranger.

Stranger: Well that's good to know. Now why don't ya come down here and make it easy on yourself?

X'plosives: Uhh... Damn. What was I supposed to say?
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OSW: The X'plosives Magee bounty. X'plosives tries to fire a missile but his rocket launcher backfires and sends X'plosives flying backwards. Stranger and the rest of the outlaws laugh.

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OSW: After defeating Sekto, Stranger roars with victory. While the grubbs cheer for him, the camera cuts back to Stranger with a satisfied look on his face when one of the crewmembers puts on "Do You Realize??" by The Flaming Lips.

Stranger: *sigh* Somone please turn off the music!

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MO: After Lulu screams "nooo!", the camera cuts to the mudokons, who are sitting on the ground, playing with thier hand-held games.

Modukon: Oops. We missed our cue, guys.

Arxryl 10-15-2006 04:41 PM

MO: when Lulu screams.
The camera clicks on to view the Scrab roaring, but all you hear is a very loud "meow!"

Creepy Doc 10-16-2006 02:56 PM

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OSW: After bountying Jo' Mamma, Stranger spins around, gets too dizzy and trips over his own foot, falls over the guard rail and lands on the ground face-first
Stranger: Dammit!

XD LOL!!!
That was the best blooper of our big, bad bounty hunter!

Bullet Magnet 10-16-2006 03:08 PM

"Noooooooooooooooo- ahem >cough, splutter<"

"Cut!"

*Lulu's voice changes to a camp, high pitched one*

"You know, thith doethn't really work for me, thith whole 'Nooo' thing. I'm jutht not really feeling the moment, I mean, thure, he's just lotht all hith moolah on a can of fith eggth, but ith that really going to induthe thcreaming? Honethtly."

"Yeah, but, to a Glukkon, moolah is their most important possession. More imortant than anything."
"Mmm hmm"
"We went over this in rehersal, remember? It's like their deity."
"Uh huh"
"So imagine the worst possible thing that could ever happen to you. That should help."
"Oh, but you know me, Lorne! I'm a thwell kinda guy!"
"Urgh. Imagine you have just lost your entire shoe collection."
"Even the thtilletoeth?"
"Even the stilletoes."

*Lulu is silent for a moment*

"I think I got it."

"Great. Okay, ACTION!"




"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Matriar 10-16-2006 03:20 PM

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Stranger's Maid: those videos were funny! xD heheh xD very funny! X)

Uuh, okay?



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OSW: After bountying Jo' Mamma, Stranger spins around, gets too dizzy and trips over his own foot, falls over the guard rail and lands on the ground face-first
Stranger: Dammit!
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OSW: The X'plosives Magee bounty.

X'plosives: Been waiting for ya, Stranger.

Stranger: Well that's good to know. Now why don't ya come down here and make it easy on yourself?

X'plosives: Uhh... Damn. What was I supposed to say?
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OSW: The X'plosives Magee bounty. X'plosives tries to fire a missile but his rocket launcher backfires and sends X'plosives flying backwards. Stranger and the rest of the outlaws laugh.

LOL! These were my favorites! The other ones were funny too!




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"Noooooooooooooooo- ahem >cough, splutter<"

"Cut!"

*Lulu's voice changes to a camp, high pitched one*

"You know, thith doethn't really work for me, thith whole 'Nooo' thing. I'm jutht not really feeling the moment, I mean, thure, he's just lotht all hith moolah on a can of fith eggth, but ith that really going to induthe thcreaming? Honethtly."

"Yeah, but, to a Glukkon, moolah is their most important possession. More imortant than anything."
"Mmm hmm"
"We went over this in rehersal, remember? It's like their deity."
"Uh huh"
"So imagine the worst possible thing that could ever happen to you. That should help."
"Oh, but you know me, Lorne! I'm a thwell kinda guy!"
"Urgh. Imagine you have just lost your entire shoe collection."
"Even the thtilletoeth?"
"Even the stilletoes."

*Lulu is silent for a moment*

"I think I got it."

"Great. Okay, ACTION!"


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

http://www.oddworld.de/board/templat...smilies/16.gif

That's almost cute...!

Arxryl 10-16-2006 03:32 PM

AO/ when Abe is looking at moon:
Abe stares up into they sky. The rocks beneath him crumble and Abe falls down the cliff. He hits the ground with a good solid thump...
"Abe! I thought we rehearsed this! Fall on your head, then land on yourback! Not your face!... from the top...

AO/ when abe looks at the moon/ take 2:
He sees the moon. then suddenly the rocks begin to crumble beneath his feet.
he falls down the cliff and hits the ground with a good solid thump...

Camera man:" is he supposed to roll off to the side like that?"
Lorne:" no...not really. From the top!"

AO/ abe looking at moon/ take 3:
Abe looks up at the moon. suddenly the ground beneath him begins to crack and fall. Abe tumbles down the cliff and hits the ground with a solid whack...
Lorne: "whack? You are supposed to make a thump! not a whack! Do it again!"

ZANGG 10-16-2006 08:56 PM

Abe and Munch are travelling to Vykker's Labs on the plane, when suddenly the lights go out.
Abe: "There are mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane."

Steef Head 10-17-2006 10:54 AM

OSW: The captured by outlaws scene. An arrow flies in and kills the outlaw. Another flies in but instead of cutting the rope, it hits Stranger's face.

Stranger: Uhhh....owww....

Grubb: Oops! Sorry steef dude!

Jordan 10-17-2006 11:28 AM

The opening scene of MO where Munch gets trapped in the bear trap:
Munch is lying on the floor of the forest and when the Paramites come running along they stop to chew Munch. When the Vykkers come they take Munch and the Paramites and the Paramites start eating Irwin and Humphrey as well.

Its not very good lol.

Stranger's Girl 10-17-2006 05:58 PM

*Falls over laughing* These are...LMAO!!

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At the end of SW, Stranger is seen holding up Sekto's body.
The grubbs: Food! Food! Food!
Stranger: Wha-?
Grubb: Calamari, steef dude!
Grubbs: *Resume chanting "Food"*

Creepy Doc 10-19-2006 09:37 AM

Hahaha! :lol:

That's also a funny idea!

Matriar 10-22-2006 01:24 AM

LOL, Calamari! :D


AO- good ending:

Bigface and the other mudokons celebrate Abe, their hero. Abe didn't get it for a moment, then he starts to smile.
Then he passes some gas... but it sounds longer than it should...!
Lorne: "Okay, okay! It's enough now! Don't overdo it, Abe!"
Abe (still farting): "I can't help it! I don't do it on purpose! I swear!"
*Still farting and its sound becomes more disgusting*
Abe blushes. Then he runs away.
Abe: "I really think I have to use the next bath room!! Now!!!"
Lorne slaps his forehead.

Stranger's Girl 10-22-2006 07:17 AM

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LOL, Calamari! :D


AO- good ending:

Bigface and the other mudokons celebrate Abe, their hero. Abe didn't get it for a moment, then he starts to smile.
Then he passes some gas... but it sounds longer than it should...!
Lorne: "Okay, okay! It's enough now! Don't overdo it, Abe!"
Abe (still farting): "I can't help it! I don't do it on purpose! I swear!"
*Still farting and its sound becomes more disgusting*
Abe blushes. Then he runs away.
Abe: "I really think I have to use the next bath room!! Now!!!"
Lorne slaps his forehead.

Tank you. ^^

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*falls over laughing* POOR ABE!! XD LOL

Steef Head 10-22-2006 08:44 AM

XD That blooper was hilarious, Stranger's Maid! :lol:

Creepy Doc 10-23-2006 01:45 AM

Lol! That was pretty embarrassing! :lol:

ZANGG 10-23-2006 08:51 PM

Abe's Exoddus, where he's listening in on the conversation about tears in Soulstorm Brewery.

While sneaking around, he accidentally farts. The sligs hear him, and shoot.

Patrick Vykkers 10-23-2006 09:16 PM

During a (possible) version of Munch's Oddysee with Mollucks trial in it:
Judge: Hear ye, hear ye! The jury has reached its verdict! And it is..
{Drum Roll}
Judge & Jury: Guilty!
Judge: Henceforth, the sentence shall be passed! Defendant, you are convicted of massive tax fraud, insurance fraud, stealing your employees retirement money, and obstruction of justice. How do you plead?
Defendant: *Oh what the hell...* Guilty!
Judge: In that case, I sentence you, Jeffrey Skilling, to..
{Muffled laughing is heard in the background}
Judge:*Jeffrey Skilling?* Oh, very funny guys, pulling a prank like that. Very funny. Now can we get back to filming? I need to help my brother out of this situation. Seems he sent inappropriate messages to Interns.

Matriar 10-24-2006 12:39 AM

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*falls over laughing* POOR ABE!! XD LOL

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XD That blooper was hilarious, Stranger's Maid! :lol:

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Lol! That was pretty embarrassing! :lol:

Thank you! :)

(I never thought it would be that funny)

Munch's Master 10-25-2006 10:53 AM

I have no comical bloopers to add, I only say: This topic is STILL going? I am simply amazed. I'll try and use my battered creativity part of my brain to come up with some material pronto. ;)

Creepy Doc 10-26-2006 12:36 AM

This thread IS an amazing idea. :) I really enjoy it, to read that funny stuff.

Matriar 10-26-2006 05:18 AM

Same here. I also had fun to think the worst bloopers up. :D
Now I still think about more of them...

ZANGG 10-27-2006 01:33 AM

*can't remember where but...*

Abe: Why me?
Ghost mudokon(I think): Because you touch yourself at night.

(lol, family guy ftw)

Monsaic 10-27-2006 04:58 AM

Okay, i think i'll have a try :P

After escaping from Rupture farms and through the stockyards, Abe stands at the edge of a cliff and looks suprisingly into the sky... And sees nothing.

- take 2 -

When running towards the Monsaic Temple in awe... Abe is attackd by the oncoming bats.

- take 3 -

After Struggling through the dangerous outland of the scrabanian desert, Abe returns to Big Face when given a tatoo... A promotional tatoo advertising Rupture Farms scrab cakes! 'Whoops, Wrong Guy...'

- Take 4 -

When heading to necrum burial grounds, the mudokuns begin to lose hope. Until abe finds a bone 'Its a bone..' 'Uh no, ha yeah, uh, thats mine Abe'

- Take 5 -

'PUMP EET UPPP!!!' Screams a Glukkon... 'Im Tryin'!' Replies a slig as he pumps up his inflatable rubber ring.

ZANGG 10-27-2006 07:43 PM

I like your 3rd one!!! :)

Creepy Doc 10-29-2006 06:38 AM

Take 2 was a very funny image for me! :D

Cullen Heath 10-29-2006 06:05 PM

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I only say: This topic is STILL going? I am simply amazed. ;)

I know I never thought that my bloopers topic would make it this long! We should have it stickied. But yeah, it's great keep coming up with more, guys, I love 'em!

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This thread IS an amazing idea. :) I really enjoy it, to read that funny stuff.

Thanks, man;)


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- take 3 -
After Struggling through the dangerous outland of the scrabanian desert, Abe returns to Big Face when given a tatoo... A promotional tatoo advertising Rupture Farms scrab cakes! 'Whoops, Wrong Guy...'

Ha, that was great:p

Creepy Doc 11-02-2006 04:53 AM

AE:

Abe: "Guys..uh, weirdos..whatever you are! Did you know that the glukkons are using your bones to make soulstorm brew?"
Mudokon spirit: "Of course we knew. That's why we... wait a second! How did you call us?":fuzconf:
Second mudokon spirit: "I think Abe called us weirdos...!":|
Third mudokon spirit: "Weirdos? :eek: Weir-dos??:mad:"
Abe: "Uuuuuhh... I meant..."
Second mudokons spirit: "So... you call us weirdos!"
The mudokon spirits crack their knuckles.
Third mudokon: "That wasn't nice, man...!"
First mudokon spirit: "It wasn't at all!"
Second mudokon yells: "Get him!!!:fuzmad:"
And they knock Abe around.

ODD-BOD 11-02-2006 10:23 AM

ha ha ha .... abe getting beaten up by ghosts. now that's funny

Matriar 11-03-2006 03:08 AM

ROTF! That was one of the funniest images for me! :lol: I never thought spirits can be so touchy.

Patrick Vykkers 11-03-2006 09:42 PM

Lulu is traveling to the auction on his blimp. He is about to begin gazing at the camera when a Slig knocks him over and shouts at the camera
"We got fleeches, fleeches on a mother *bleep*ing blimp!"

Cullen Heath 11-04-2006 07:13 AM

:p That one was really funny!

Bullet Magnet 11-04-2006 09:27 AM

Stranger: The de-pantsing.

His clothes and boots fall off. A long tongue curls out tentatively from one.

Stranger (doing his world-famous Tom Hanks impression): "There's a fleech in my boot!"

Matriar 11-04-2006 12:46 PM

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SW:
Sekto: "You're telling me you have a steef head?"
Stranger: "Maybe I know where I find one... for a ticket to disneyland."

I always fancy that like this:

http://oddworldforums.net/attachment...1&d=1162676635





:lol: LOL!

ZANGG 11-04-2006 04:29 PM

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Lulu is traveling to the auction on his blimp. He is about to begin gazing at the camera when a Slig knocks him over and shouts at the camera
"We got fleeches, fleeches on a mother *bleep*ing blimp!"

I already did a Snakes on a Plane one. That said, yours is way better.

Creepy Doc 11-05-2006 03:46 AM

Lol, Lorne would kill you for that blooper! :D:D

Bullet Magnet 11-05-2006 03:56 AM

"How am I... payin' f'r this?"

"You're supposed to be the big bad bounty hunter, figure it out!"

*Takes bounty out on Mickey Mouse*

Arxryl 11-05-2006 07:17 AM

heh heh heh. htose are some funny ones!

SW: in front of the dam.

Stranger walks up to the front of the dam and looks around. He notices something over to the side of the dam and reads a small sign on top of a shack out loud.
"The Dam Store. Best Dam store located near a dam site.... Aw man. That's the worst dam joke I've ever seen."

ZANGG 11-06-2006 09:11 PM

Dam, that was good...

Creepy Doc 11-07-2006 11:57 PM

Ahahaha!! Good one! :D