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Cyber-Slig 08-07-2004 02:18 PM

...............Will youre speciality is burned toast :) now quit with the hungarian thing it may be spam but people are fooking fed up with it ;)

Sekto Springs 08-07-2004 04:58 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism

Nate 08-08-2004 05:47 PM

well the longest word in the oxford dictionary is floccinaucinihilipilification which means the act or habit of evaluating something as worthless. I may have left out an L or two so lets just call it at least 29 letters which shits all over antidisestablishmentarianism's 28. The actual longest word in english is a medical term which goes for about 200 letters.


oh, and CB I really doubt you recognise the quote as its an Australian thing. If anyone cares, just ask and I'll make it known public tomorrow.

and Cyber-Slig, since when is haemorrhoids a geeky word?

Cyber-Slig 08-08-2004 05:57 PM

Because its very big and scientific

Nate 08-08-2004 06:01 PM

nah its not scientific, just bloody hard to spell (yay for spellcheckers!)

ClaireBear 08-09-2004 12:19 AM

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oh, and CB I really doubt you recognise the quote as its an Australian thing. If anyone cares, just ask and I'll make it known public tomorrow.

hmmmm... for some reason I do though...

must know must find out must know must find out must know must find out must know..... ad nausiem!

:

Speaking of my dog...she very suddenly went completely deaf. Been having a rough time of it - it's a shock and an adjustment.

Oh no fuzzles!!!!

Thats terrible... I've seen pics of your pup... she's gorgeous... she's young too so she should adapt well to hand signal commands.

For some reason the idea of Dalmations going deaf rings a bell with me.. I don't think its actually uncommon.

Thoughts and prayers for your puppi-le-pup!

Cyber-Slig 08-09-2004 04:59 AM

Wow thats pretty sad.Im a dog lover.Thats why my dog is very lucky to have me and take me for walks (yes thats right she takes you for a walk cos shes so fookin strong).You just cant resist feeding her ;)

WiLL the Wander 08-09-2004 07:41 AM

Well, my family isn't a dog lover ( my brother is a dog hater), but we has a very good hunter dog for 6 years... He has cancer...

Al the Glukkon 08-09-2004 11:37 AM

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bah, ya got me... how bout this one....

http://www.sculpturefromtheheart.com...Mushroom03.jpg

lol

I knew mushrooms were evil!

:spam::spam:http://atlas.walagata.com/w/snowed/4349373.gif:spam::spam:

Cyber-Slig 08-09-2004 01:00 PM

Cancer.....terrible...Well hope youre dog lives as long as possible WiLL...and ofcourse mushrooms are evil...

Al the Glukkon 08-09-2004 01:04 PM

Thats sad.my old dog died when I was seven. They had to kill her because she got sick, and the only cat my dad wasn't allergic to died of cancer.:(



:spam:

Cyber-Slig 08-09-2004 01:06 PM

Lets all get doggie hugs now :( my dogs about 10 years old.I think shes miserable though

Nate 08-09-2004 02:10 PM

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they could just be haemorrhoids... mmm tasty, a mess of 'roids

...and if anyone gets that quote I will be mightily impressed.

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must know must find out must know must find out must know must find out must know..... ad nausiem!

well if you insist...

There used to be an extremely popular radio show here called Martin/Molloy that made fart jokes classy again. They also put out 3 double CDs of their best bits. On one of them (I think it was the one called 'Poop Chute') they had a track called 'Two Fat Bastards' which was their version of the Two Fat Ladies cooking show. Lets just say they cooked a lot of beans and then used the [ahem] aftereffects to steam a fresh cod in one of the guy's pants. Unfortunately for him the fish was a bit too fresh and took a munch out of his haemorrhoids (aka 'windchimes'). To make up for it they decided to deep fry what was left and thus produce "A mess of 'roids".

I'm glad this is the spam thread. It makes life so much easier

sligster 08-09-2004 02:14 PM

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well if you insist...

There used to be an extremely popular radio show here called Martin/Molloy that made fart jokes classy again. They also put out 3 double CDs of their best bits. On one of them (I think it was the one called 'Poop Chute') they had a track called 'Two Fat Bastards' which was their version of the Two Fat Ladies cooking show. Lets just say they cooked a lot of beans and then used the [ahem] aftereffects to steam a fresh cod in one of the guy's pants. Unfortunately for him the fish was a bit too fresh and took a munch out of his haemorrhoids (aka 'windchimes'). To make up for it they decided to deep fry what was left and thus produce "A mess of 'roids".

I'm glad this is the spam thread. It makes life so much easier


wow...........

Cyber-Slig 08-09-2004 02:15 PM

I dont like spam.The meat of it just dosnt do me.I prefer cooked chicken

sligster 08-09-2004 02:17 PM

spam = spicey ham. it yummy on white bread.

Cyber-Slig 08-09-2004 02:30 PM

Dont spam about SPAM on this forum sonny!hey wait its the spam forum so go on spam about SPAM all you like my young spammer....and eat some SPAM while youre at it

Nate 08-09-2004 02:37 PM

I thought spam was Spiced Ham, not spicey.

I heard the spam corporation is trying to sue anyone who uses the word to describe unwanted email/posts. So everyone who posts in this thread is in a lot of trouble.

sligster 08-09-2004 02:38 PM

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I thought spam was Spiced Ham, not spicey.

whatever.........

Cyber-Slig 08-09-2004 02:39 PM

That is spam ...oh I said it...im spamming again....I have to pay a £1000000 fine...

the brew master 08-09-2004 03:35 PM

shit.......i had to pay like double that for a drink when i was overseas........

Sekto Springs 08-09-2004 04:45 PM

Erm...yeah. How does Vash incorporate with your post? Oh that's right, this is the spam thread. Excuse me while I go strangle myself with a thong and/or an object resembling one.

:spam: Mmmm, chicken.

sligster 08-09-2004 05:23 PM

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Erm...yeah. How does Vash incorporate with your post? Oh that's right, this is the spam thread. Excuse me while I go strangle myself with a thong and/or an object resembling one.

:spam: Mmmm, chicken.

VASH T3H STAMPEDE PWNS JOO

Sekto Springs 08-09-2004 05:29 PM

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VASH T3H STAMPEDE PWNS JOO

Stop typing like that.

Cyber-Slig 08-09-2004 05:44 PM

Y3s 1t 1s v3ry g4y

sligster 08-09-2004 05:54 PM

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Y3s 1t 1s v3ry g4y

g4y my @$$. 1t pwnz

Cyber-Slig 08-09-2004 06:02 PM

Y0u w1sh.....

sligster 08-09-2004 06:33 PM

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Y0u w1sh.....

1 w1$|-| m4nY Th1ngz.....

Nate 08-09-2004 08:24 PM

typing in leet is the most un-leetish thing you can do. Only horny little try-hard geek-boys still do it.

sligster 08-09-2004 08:30 PM

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typing in leet is the most un-leetish thing you can do. Only horny little try-hard geek-boys still do it.

1337 PWNZ J00

Nate 08-09-2004 08:44 PM

this is all I need to say...

sligster 08-09-2004 09:08 PM

http://img17.exs.cx/img17/338/grim2.jpg

ClaireBear 08-09-2004 10:55 PM

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well if you insist...

There used to be an extremely popular radio show here called Martin/Molloy that made fart jokes classy again. They also put out 3 double CDs of their best bits. On one of them (I think it was the one called 'Poop Chute') they had a track called 'Two Fat Bastards' which was their version of the Two Fat Ladies cooking show. Lets just say they cooked a lot of beans and then used the [ahem] aftereffects to steam a fresh cod in one of the guy's pants. Unfortunately for him the fish was a bit too fresh and took a munch out of his haemorrhoids (aka 'windchimes'). To make up for it they decided to deep fry what was left and thus produce "A mess of 'roids".

I'm glad this is the spam thread. It makes life so much easier

I loooooove Australian national humour... its so?... so?... so... classy! :p

I really have heard the expression... but then I frequent a lot of Comedy clubs and open mike nights it may have travelled over with a budding new aussie comedian.

oh and guys... although this IS the "chopped pork tinned product" thread (phew! do you think they saw that? :D ) can we not do the whole leech/meech/ aka BOLLOCKS typing thing... I can't understand what the fook you're on about! :blush:

Cheers for the co-operation! I just don't want to miss out on any of the jokes!

Cyber-Slig 08-10-2004 05:17 AM

Hah NDW I saw that picture.I was gonna make it an avatar but thought ''Nah'' I have a pic of the ORIGANAL version.

Al the Glukkon 08-10-2004 12:04 PM

Spam spam eggs and spam! :spam: :spam::spam::spam::beer:http://atlas.walagata.com/w/snowed/4349373.gif

Cyber-Slig 08-10-2004 12:08 PM

Whos Vash The stampede?Never heard of em

Al the Glukkon 08-10-2004 12:12 PM

He's from a anime show that they now air on Adult Swim. Every Saturday at 1:30!(advertising is evil;))

Cyber-Slig 08-10-2004 12:15 PM

Sorry im in britian.But while on holiday to florida the second time I do remember that adult swim thing.I found it after flciking through boring channels of news , baseball and american football I saw courage the cowardly dog.Just watched it in my room andadult swim came on.I never saw that vash the stampede thing though

Al the Glukkon 08-10-2004 12:49 PM

Well it's basically a futuristic western with a guy named Vash the Stampede. Everyone wants to kill him because he has a $60,000,000,000 bounty on his head even though he doesn't remember doing anything bad.(I havn't seen all the episodes yet though)

http://atlas.walagata.com/w/snowed/4349373.gif

Cyber-Slig 08-10-2004 01:07 PM

hmm.....well thats allot of cash..Im no big fan of anime though...Oh well lets spam about something else...Any1 like warhammer or warhammer 40k?