An octupus
A searex or a underwater snoozer?

erm................Searex?

Left or Right?

What do you mean left or right?
Guess:Right

Again, no question. Second warning.

Counter-Strike or Unreal?

Unreal
[QUOTE=ferill]Again, no question. Second warning.

QUOTE]oops, I keep forgetting!
Which is better a bazooka or a lazer gun?

Laser Gun.

Who would win?

Abe or your grandma?

Granny. Getting hit with a walking stick hurts.

Pepsi or Coca Cola?

coke, of course


Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?

Ugh.. I hate both of them. But I choose Christina.

Driving a short distance or walking?

walking, doing sports. yeah

Burger King or McD.?

I hate em both.... McD

Winter or Summer??

Winter.

Computer or TV?

computer

mum or dad?

Mum

Lets' see now...

Ché Guevara or Josef Stalin?

(Where the hell did that come from ?! :p)

Josef Stalin

Vietnam or Korea

EDIT: Bollocks, I looked at the wrong page!

Korea. Far more Uber.

Death vs. Near fatal wounding

Near Fatal Wounding

Communism or Capitalism.

Communism.

Hobo's New Avatar VS Ché Guevara?

Ché, by far. I have no clue how Esus could ever have taken sides with Stalin, either:p

Flourescent or incondescent? (sp? I don't feel like making sure)

It's incandescent. You also got "Flourescent" wrong, as I'm sure they don't put flour in lightbulbs. ;) And I prefer incandescent. Fluorescent lights are too... cheap.

Kill ignorance or kill hate?

Ah, I see there error of my ways. Normally I'd just pop them into Word for corrections, but I was feeling far too lazy today. I slept 13 god damned hours, so I'm feeling a tad light-headed.

Kill hate.

Microsoft or Macintosh?

Microsoft
Nemisis or Tyrant?

Nemisis

Abe's Oddysee or Abe's Exoddus?

AE.

Totally killing some really arrogant ass in an argument - someone you REALLY hate and has had the upper hand until now, or having sex with a really hot woman?

;)

Sex... Victory... Sex... Victory... Ragh! So hard to choose!

Well... sex... Yes. I will choose secks.

Being hit in the groin with a football or baseball?

Football. I know from experience.

Guitar or sitar?

Guitar, the sitar annoys me.

Modem dialling tone vs Wrong number tone. Which is more annoying?

Modem. Holy SHIT thats annoying.
If you could kill either all of the loud and arrogant people in the world or all of the smelly and ignorant people in the world, who do you kill?
Double Header: Who wins an arm-wrestling match between Slobodon Milosovic and Saddam Hussein?

smelly and ignorant
Slobodon Milosovic

In a fight, you would win between Tony Blair and George Bush

That ones been done to death.

Blair, 'cause hes British :p

Red Muse or Hobo in a fight with broken bottles?