A. Crying?
Q.Why does the world spin? |
A: Cuz' it would be stupid if the UNIVERSE SPINNED :eek: :eek:
Q: If i had Harry Potter, Mickey Mouse, Ashley and Goofy in one hand, and had Me, You and ariel in the other, and said: "Goofy needs droffy and Ariel is just stupid" Then why would Harry potter smoke Heroin and pot?? |
A: cus' magic weed is ten times better that the normal stuff!
Q: How could you?! |
A. Because I don't like you!
Q.Who likes Mickey Mouse better than Bugs Bunny? |
A: Mickey Mouse! :D
Q: Who hates me?! |
A. Oh, well, I don't really want to talk about it.
Q. Why does the chicken die every time he gets hit with a semi-truck? I mean, come on, I get hit with semi's all the time, and i'm not dead! |
A: Cus' the chikens mamma told him to!
Q: Which came first.....the chiken or the superbowl? |
A. The superbowl!
What's your favorite haystack? |
A: The one with the limbless shaved monkey in it!
Q: What is 2 + chicken pie? |
A: *sneezes* Chipietoo!!!!
Q: Who is the keeper of time? |
A: The timekeeper
Q: Am i normal?? |
A: No, you're Norman.
Q: Who's the Daddy? Who'sha'Daddy????? |
A. My cousin
Q. What is it? |
A: Bob eating pickles in the shadows! *crunch*
Q: What is Bob's favorite snack? |
A. German chocolate cake with lemons frosting on top.
Q Who likes Tellitubies? |
they rock!
Do I? |
no ya don't
who's born underneath a truck? |
A: Mew in the pokemon game on the ship, where you need to use cut :D
Q1: WHYYYYYYY???!!!!!??? Q2: Was it you i saw last night at the caffeteria? |
1.because
2.nope sorry must hve bin my twin :D if youd get punched in the face by abe or munch wat woulkd you do? |
A: Never wash my face ever again! :fuzgrin:
Q: What would you do if Abe or Munch kicked ya in the crotch? |
A. Rub myself until the juices flow.
Q.n Did my answer scare you as much as it did me? |
A: Not as much as your name does.
Q: How comes humans have this kinda sense of humour? |
because otherwise theire dead:D
why does somebody gets, milk, eggs, flour, sugar and sirop?:D |
A: To destroy the world with obesity!
Q: If you mix up the letters in Santa, it can spell Satan......What does this mean? |
A:santa is bad
if a slig smells as a pig how does a stinking slig shoot? |
A: by farting out the brownies
Q: Whats yellow and smelly..? |
A. that stuff in my underwear
Q.Can you guess my secret identity? |
A: a sandwiched waffle iron....
Q: whats your fav door knob..? |
Gargoyle.... whoops, that's a knocker.
Q: If Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum were part of a triplet, what's the name of their third brother? |
A: Probably what I see in the mirror
Q: What magazine am I reading...? |