...I glare at them and point meaningfully at the little blue sign on our door which says 'we do not buy or sell at this door'.
If all consoles suddenly turned neon pink... |
Then the consoles might as well be neon cheese.
:D :D :D :D --------------------------------------------- If some guy came and said "i'll see you in court" and then I will say "why" and he will say "you been smuggling cheese in your shoes" and then I would........................................... Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
..yell "SHIT! my secret's got out!" and run very fast...
if i were blind... |
...I wouldn't be able to play WipEout Fusion!
If OI made a bonus game about just the one Oddworld species, I'd want it to be about... |
...slurgs
if slurg sundaes were real, they would taste like... |
icons!
If I was a hero in a Quintology game my power would be... |
...dazzling people with my brilliance. Failing that, baffling them with bullshit.
If I were a villain in an Oddworld quintology game... |
crap.
if there was one thing i wanted to do on oddworld it would be....... |
...the heroes would get a break :)
When/if Lorne dies, I'll... |
...abe'd be in BIG trouble... :D
grinnning is... |
...easier if you sleep with a coathanger in your mouth!
Snot is... |
...not suitable to eat!
plants are... |
...generally suitable to eat.
if a million monkeys were given one typewriter... |
..They would type the greatest novel in the world!!!!!
If I had to feel the same sensation (pain, drunk, stomach ache, massage, ect)every day I would feel... |
...the same way every day.
if "foobling" was a word, it would mean... |
...Juggling flaming pins on the very tip of your nose, that's what it means!
Staples+ George W. Bush+ a urinal+ Bin Laden equals... [ October 20, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ] |
The Apocalypse :)
If Abe wore a SoBe T-shirt and one of his new Gamespeaks was "Drink SoBe!" in MO then I'd... |
...not buy MO.
to be or not to be... |
is something abe would not say.
--------------------------------------------- if fuzz heads were evil master minds helping the glukkons and vykkers. Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
...the storyline would be very different from what we believe it to be at present.
If I had to choose between having the PlayBoy Mansion but without all the semi-naked girls, or the girls but not the mansion, I would choose... |
Is this a story or what?
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No, the sentences aren't meant to be related to each other; it's just a silly but fun game.
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...i would choose the mansion because you can sell mansions for lots of money, but you can't sell girls...
dairylea is... |
... as bland as it would be if it was processed by a New Labour spin doctor.
WipEout Fusion is... |
...gob-smackingly brilliant
The devil is... |
evil
if i could do one thing in the world i wold... |
...ride a Tigron or an Assegai on one of the Fusion courses!
Knitting needles are... |
...nice and pointy.
If I had a million quid I would buy... |
...a new house, and it would have an entire room devoted solely to my PS2!
Love is... |
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