I'm pretty sure that's not how Gabe Newell currently looks

Nah, that was taken a couple of weeks ago.

Right. Nepsotic isn't a child. Right.

It's called SATIRE >:{

the satirical life!

I know I don't say it enough, but I do love you.

My phone is self aware and vain and wants to be the focus of the image

http://s21.postimg.org/58ojrf5mf/20130910_210806.jpg

Your phone should be a model.

L'Oréal, because you're worth it.

maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.

oh shit i see L'Oréal in the background now i get it

You mean there was a person who doubted this?

I seem to recall saying something in a blog recently.

Let's not try our luck.

If I've proven anything, it's that trying my luck is an art form that I will never quite be able to abandon.

i think the most important thing we should recall is ADULT + DONKEY = somethin weirds goin on

that is a lesson we must learn. many good men have fallen victim.

I have taken that lesson to heart, I assure you.

It is a very good lesson. Probably one of my favourites

chapter 7 verse 12 of Farmer Wurzle's Agricultural Bible:

and he did say unto the stubbornly static donkey: glue factory.

and so did the donkey then move.

and all was well.

Amen

Our topic who art in heaven
Hallowed by thy name
Thy off topic fairy come, thy banning done
On OT as it is in Necrum
Give us this day our daily camwhores
And forgive us our spammy posts
As we forgive those who delete their own pictures
And lead us not into incoherent nonsense
But deliver us from veteran trolls

Thine is the dog_woof, the Mug and the Alcar...

Amen.

Hey, if you squint at Varrok's avatar, it looks like it's holding a grenade.

Finally got around making a "selfie" that I liked. For those who are wondering where it was taken, it's inside the installation of Loris Gréaud titled "Does the angle between two walls have a happy ending?"

I just realized I now know what Xavier looks like

:0 gasp

Someone find that picture of him hugging Wil.

i like the shades.

i'd wear shades if i didn't look like a cock in them. which is a shame because i love Wayfarers.

When I wear shades I instantly look like a Grade A douchebag

Wesker glasses. (Y)

Matrix, huh?

Holy shit, you're all on fire!

what beer you drinkin?

Birra Moretti, a very cheap italian beer. It's almost water...