Oh for goodness sake Nepsotic, liver little!

This thread has become so much win.

I’m not sure I can stomach it.

Are these jokes intestinally bad?

It's only January and we've found the Thread of the Year.

Shame it’s about to go belly-up.

We must pancreas ourselves when these jokes will get old.

These puns are just offal.

I got bladdered and pissed myself laughing at them. Or was that one too low?

These puns are becoming a bit much to digest.

Honestly, I come look at these newbie threads a second time and you've rectum.

The gall of you people.

This thread is shit.

From a colon, right?




Going back to a previous topic; the things I did in my youth were terribly embarrassing. Thank Christ that was before the internet.

You're blessed in that we would have to physically look through your diary to find out all of the things you did.

Gallbladder.

I think we've pretty much spleened out our supply of digestive puns. I'm not even kidn. Ey.

This thread and it's puns sicken me, they deserve to rot in the bowels of hell.

Poop.

What's with Welcomes & Birthdays threads and turning to being garbage?

I believe it has something to do with the fact that these posts don't add to the postcount

Because by the second page, there's nothing else to discuss, and when there's nothing to discuss on OWF, we initialize the conversation to default which is garbage. Logic.

Oh and this is the only place we get to post irrelevant bullshit without being accosted.

Anarchy is fun.

I never kept a diary. You'd have to talk to my dad to get all the embarrassing details. On the plus side (for you), he's never been shy about sharing them.

I think it's because everyone was disappointed when Josh's return didn't reveal him to be the messiah.

It didn't?

Nate's still waiting.

Welp

Time to find Nate's dad somehow and learn all about his embarrassing youth

Nate's dad is the messiah and is accosting Josh?

I'm tired and my head is merging posts together. This could make for some interesting relevations.

Josh does mean "our savior" so...

HELLO JESUS

Given Nate's interest in religious history, I think he was probably making reference to that.

Josh - Jose - Jesus

Not this time, I'm afraid.

Either way I think it's important we all agree on one thing

I am literally holier than thou