cun't spill on aisle C.

I'd rather stick with you guys.:fuzsad:

Fine, but your new name is Jdate.

You can always gain some respect by insulting new/less fortunate members

Also making tired jokes about anime whenever it's brought up will never fail to get you rep.

Also, never mention Oddworld.


Shit.

Thanks, guys. I'm sure OANST will make use of our advices :)

At this point, I'd like to publicly (and pubic-ally) endorse Jdawg and say that he is up to 87% as good as Vyrien. He's not from New Zealand, he's not a 4chanarian as far as I can tell, and he's not sporting any crazy offensive ideas. He's not at all like us but he seems a good kid.

For some reason I've had a change in heart.

Sorre if i kild thu fun guyz! =(

Yeah, he's ok so far.

I don't think I'd trust your cooking. Your hands have been thrust into so many dark orifices that even an Eldritch Abomination wouldn't dare enter. You'd probably give me food poisoning and then I'd die. Then you'd be sad because I'm the main one who cleans up after your signature.
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I've got some more if you'd like to hear them.

Well I'm just about to go to sleep so any time in the next seven or eight hours will be fine. Go for it.

Jdate doesn't realize that the moment that we pretend to accept a new person is the moment that they typically stop posting, and that this is our final thrust in the campaign to get him the fuck out.

Most of us don't realize that... me neither

It happens to be true though.

Shit.

But don't worry, Vyrien. We accept you. Really :)

I don't know what to believe anymore.

Believe in Jesus. Or don't. I don't care.

Oh, so she gets to believe in Jesus but I had to become agnostic to be accepted. I SEE HOW IT IS. CUNT.

Also, we all secretly hate you, Slut. There's even a topic in the Employee Lounge about how much we all hate you. In the user database, under Vyrien it says, "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, un-likeable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned."

No but not really! :tard:

Slut, huh? You'd better do some back pedaling before BM is forced to post another comic.

But OANST, rape is bad. Rape is really bad. We all need to say to rapists: "Hey, rape is bad. Don't rape people."

It just goes against every fiber of my being, but fine. I'll tell rapists that raping is bad.

Fucking bullshit.

Now I can be myself and dress like a slut in public again, thanks everyone.

You're welcome.

It's not rape if the victim is a slut, amirite?

Does it count as rape or shoplifting?

You go girl. Show some pix.

It's an inside joke...a very public one. Something about not being hazed enough or something. That's her nickname for a while.

Do not show him pics.

I'm actually really afraid what's in the Employee Lounge. I bet the mods are calling us regular members names.