My parents will never be my 'friends' on facebook. My brother is on there and it's caused me enough problems as it is.

I had no choice, my parents bitched at me over it...

Yeah it's stupid I know but it makes life easier if parents fuck off for 2 minutes.

Eh, fuck that, my parents respect my privacy. had to resist the urge to put authoritah there

Thankfully both my parents have abstained from Facebook. I do however have an aunt or uncle added - but they're awesome so it's okay.

Alcar...

Thankfully, my family members have better things to do than troll my facebook page. If it becomes a problem, I'll just say something really disturbing and risque and they'll leave me alone.

I would add my aunt if she actually knew how to use a computer, she is the totally opposite of my mum, AWESOME! She even goes out and gets drunk with my circle of friends from school, which is cool and freaky. I say some offensive and disturbing things on Facebook but it just resulted in my parents bitching at me over it.

That coupled with how embarassing they are made me adjust my settings so they are blocked from my updates.

Blocked my dad as soon as he was on Facebook, I have my brother though. he only embarrasses me a little from time to time.


Adding to this thread, people who steal jokes and them run into the ground.

I sort of have my brother on Facebook. We block eachother every month or so.

My family doesn't want me on Facebook.
And I sort of don't want them adding me either.
Maybe it's the Atheist,Bi,Fox News hating, democratic side of me that's basically advertised in big bold letters in my 'About Me' ?

God, you sound like a hipster.

I'm not, but I could be.
Odd, I know.

People that do that make me sad.

This thread is sad.

I hate when people put 'sad' in italics.

Fuckers.

I hate lying scum ^

As a real life funny man I approve Daxter King's comment. I'm not even shitting you, my comedy is fantastic. Just always at the expense of others. Fucking others.

You hate fucking others?

Yes, I only fuck myself.

the thing that mostly pisses me off is long waiting and lines of people witch you cant go trough :fuzmad: also i hate those pop up ads on the download sites and captcha :fuzmad: and i cant stand slow people that you cannot avoid :/

VIVA RIJEKA

VIVA BOOZE, it's amazing you are typing so cleanly.

my typing is always cleanly, my lovely little sugar dumpling baby bumpkins.

Now you just sound like my mother...are you?

I wouldn't doubt it.

If your mother sounds like that, she's not getting enough satisfaction.

I'll step up.

You damn well better had, only the best for dearest MA.

Sounds like a situation...

HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS, STM? WHEN WILL YOU STOP TRYING TO SELL MY VAGINA TO COMPLETE STRANGERS? YES, I MAY HAVE THE BODY OF A GODDESS, BUT JESUS CHRIST, SINCE I POPPED YOU OUT IT'S RESEMBLED DRESDEN DOWN THERE

I'M IN NO WORKING ORDER

Wow

I bet it looks like a sad old man.

It does, I've seen it. We're pro incest. Well, I can't talk for me mam of course...