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STM 04-20-2011 11:52 AM

And what a woman he is!

JennyGenesis 04-20-2011 11:54 AM

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An order from the boyfriend. I am not allowed to jerk off.

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Am I the only one who wants to hear more about this?

I don't see how I could possibly explain it much more. I am not allowed to jerk off, simple.

Pilot 04-20-2011 12:03 PM

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I don't see how I could possibly explain it much more. I am not allowed to jerk off, simple.

How is this being enforced?

JennyGenesis 04-20-2011 12:08 PM

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How is this being enforced?

Ummmmm. Good question. I'm just a well behaved boy :D Though there are those days...........they are difficult but somehow I manage to resist.

Pilot 04-20-2011 12:21 PM

So the conditioning is all mental, I see. You have better self control than I do.

Devices are fun too. ;)

JennyGenesis 04-20-2011 12:50 PM

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Devices are fun too. ;)

Assuming your talking about sex toys

Has anybody here used a cock ring? If so what was it like? I've used one and to be quite honest it did absolutely nothing for me. I just hope I'm not broken........

Pilot 04-20-2011 01:07 PM

I was talking devices to enforce chastity.

I have a ring; it's heavy metal chrome plate and shaped like a teardrop. The idea is that in addition to working as a standard cockring, the point of the teardrop reaches underneath to stimulate the prostate.

The whole idea of a cock ring is to restrict bloodflow in order to keep you harder, thicker, etc. It works.

What do you mean exactly by it did absolutely nothing for you?

JennyGenesis 04-20-2011 01:44 PM

It just. Well as I said. It did nothing for me. Nothing felt any different.

Pilot 04-20-2011 01:49 PM

Was is loose? Hmm...

Dixanadu 04-20-2011 02:09 PM

*takes notes*

JennyGenesis 04-20-2011 02:21 PM

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Was is loose? Hmm...

I dunno. I thought it felt tight enough. Meh I've no interest to try it again.

sligmaster 04-20-2011 03:01 PM

im only 14 but I got a blowjob in the janitors closet at school

Ridg3 04-20-2011 03:05 PM

NO-ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT A 14 YEAR OLD'S SEXUAL EXPERIENCES.

JennyGenesis 04-20-2011 03:21 PM

Why not? Oh wait.........I've just realised how wrong that sounds..........

Wings of Fire 04-20-2011 03:32 PM

I dunno.

After all...we're men!

Alcar 04-20-2011 04:07 PM

I've touched a few boobs in my time...

Alcar...

Sekto Springs 04-20-2011 04:35 PM

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After all...we're men!

Men of class.

Wings of Fire 04-20-2011 04:39 PM

History will tell us that men of class have oft been curious about fourteen year old boys.

Sekto Springs 04-20-2011 04:45 PM

How about we discuss the outrageous price of condoms.
$17 for a 12-pack, and I'm referring to just standard latex without the bells and whistles.

Wings of Fire 04-20-2011 04:46 PM

I've never used a condom, despite buying a pack for every sexual encounter I've ever had.

JennyGenesis 04-20-2011 04:51 PM

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How about we discuss the outrageous price of condoms.
$17 for a 12-pack, and I'm referring to just standard latex without the bells and whistles.

That's why teenage pregnancy is popular these days......

Sekto Springs 04-20-2011 04:53 PM

A few years ago, some curmudgeonly clerk refused to sell my buddy condoms because he was underage. He basically told her that STD's don't discriminate, so neither should she. She ate her foot.

Nate 04-20-2011 08:48 PM

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It just. Well as I said. It did nothing for me. Nothing felt any different.

Cockrings are supposed to do nothing for you. You're not meant to feel any special feelings, just an inability to reach orgasm.

Pilot 04-20-2011 09:20 PM

They don't do that for me. They make me last longer, but don't prevent orgasm.

Strike Witch 04-20-2011 11:26 PM

So it's like pinching the hose?

Sekto Springs 04-20-2011 11:28 PM

Essentially. They prolong orgasms/erections. You don't even need to purchase a cock ring per se, you can use an elastic band.

Strike Witch 04-20-2011 11:32 PM

Huh. I woulda thought that would cause blood circulation issues.

Sekto Springs 04-20-2011 11:44 PM

It does, which is why it's essentially a test of duration. It traps the blood in your cock so that it can't get flaccid, but like any circumstance involving circulatory obstruction, you can't leave it too long without risking damage. The risk is part of why it's appealing. Cock rings are specifically designed not to be too tight, so an elastic band is the poor man's cock ring.

Dipstikk 04-21-2011 12:31 AM

That sounds incredibly annoying.

Emesdee 04-21-2011 01:19 AM

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How about we discuss the outrageous price of condoms.
$17 for a 12-pack, and I'm referring to just standard latex without the bells and whistles.

A three pack costs around six bucks around here now. Result is I don't use them anywhere near as much as I should.