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Dixanadu 07-26-2010 10:25 AM

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No more games, now it's for real.

You sound like my dad when I left school and did fuck all but get drunk and stoned. Our younger users can learn a thing or two here.

Mac Sirloin 07-26-2010 04:30 PM

I guess your dad wasted his time, then.

OANST 07-26-2010 04:32 PM

My name Karl Barishnikov.

Wings of Fire 07-26-2010 04:33 PM

And he's here to talk to you today about Wings of Fire.

OANST 07-26-2010 04:34 PM

He has AIDS.

Wings of Fire 07-26-2010 04:34 PM

And wants to touch your penis.

Pilot 07-27-2010 06:58 PM


How can you touch something you can't see? Feel around?

Nate 07-27-2010 07:27 PM

I srsly don't want to install Quicktime on my computer, Pilot.

Pilot 07-27-2010 07:48 PM

Too bad.

GABBITS OWN 07-28-2010 12:30 AM

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Okay, so... what are your names? Just out of curiousity.

And before OANST has a go like he did in the Roxxxy blog:

1.) No, people will most likely not call people by their names on here over their user handles
2.) It isn't cool or uncool, it's aesthetic either way.

So, Anthony Morgan is mine.

You can put your middle name(s) if you want. Which mines is David, the most original name ever (besides John).

So...who the heck are you?

Thomas Mace, you?

Stranger4002 07-28-2010 01:24 AM

My name is Stephen French; but you probably knew that already from my signature...

Hobo 07-28-2010 11:16 AM

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Nothing good will come of letting an immature child like this keep posting.

Coming from a member with a cuddly toy testicle as an avatar.

My name is Charlie. But you all know that already. :hobo:

Sekto Springs 07-28-2010 01:56 PM

Testicle? I thought it was a spleen or something.

Wings of Fire 07-28-2010 01:58 PM

http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/p...02&mode=retail

Sekto Springs 07-28-2010 02:03 PM

Figures it would be sold out.

Wil 07-28-2010 02:04 PM

Chris must have failed Sex Education. Does Nikki know?

Wings of Fire 07-28-2010 02:13 PM

I'm shocked the leather heart is still in stock, I need to get one of those.

Sekto Springs 07-28-2010 05:03 PM

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Chris must have failed Sex Education. Does Nikki know?
It's just in my experience testicles aren't usually baby blue and smiling.

Nate 07-28-2010 06:50 PM

Yeah, my testicles generally aren't happy when they're experiencing blue-balls.

T-nex 07-29-2010 01:52 AM

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It's just in my experience testicles aren't usually baby blue and smiling.

Aww... All my expectations to sex have been crushed =(

Wil 07-29-2010 02:37 AM

What colour and facial expression does a spleen have?

Nate 07-29-2010 03:40 AM

It seems quite content for something that looks like a half-rotten broccoli.

http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/images...m/IHG10006.jpg



And I think I know what Peter's next birthday present is going to be!
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/images...m/IHG10000.jpg

Alcar 08-02-2010 10:10 PM

Yes please. I'll attach it to my current prostate gland.

Alcar...

OANST 08-03-2010 06:36 AM

It could use the padding.

Phylum 08-04-2010 04:52 AM

I am Michael Caine.

OddjobAbe 08-04-2010 04:58 AM

I lost all my respect for Michael Caine when he started supporting the tories.

Phylum 08-04-2010 05:16 AM

I gained respect for him when this happened:


Mac Sirloin 08-04-2010 08:38 AM

I found a notebook of mine covered in anagrams for Simon Clair, here are a choice few:
M.C. Ol' Raisin
Cram Noisil
Cair Slimno
Roman Isicl
Slim Narcio
Ian Slimcor
Carlos Mini
Sir Clanimo
Cris L'Omnia
Slam Ironic
Ron Isclaim
Mos-Nic Lair
Misl Nocair
Slic Romnia
Mac Sirloin

There's more but I'm bored of this now.

Hobo 08-04-2010 08:42 AM

Mac Sirloin just blew my mind.

Mac Sirloin 08-04-2010 08:56 AM

yes