Your sitting in a carving of a penis in the ravine.

Better than sitting on a carving of a penis.

Ahhh... the memories of Peter's holiday to Greece.

He sat on a carving penis?

'... of a...'

Good comeback. Wish I'd thought of that.

I considered it to be something along the lines of a 1700 year old toll booth, proving that even in distant history, tourists were charged extortionate prices to visit lost cities.

Speaking of Jordan, my sister has spoken to the Queen of Jordan on the phone.

we also don't worry right here if u sit even on the top of the pyramid the only thing we might be worrying about is you falling off, i had a cool collection of pics in marsa matrooh but they all got lost with my old dead 160GB drive R.I.P , i now have a 640GB drive.

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._3391117_n.jpg

Allow me to explain. I, much to your disappointment I'm sure, just returned from a Lady Gaga concert. They are my Lady Gaga sunglasses (I am definately straight! No, really, I am!) and the glove... well. I don't need to explain what that is.

Hawt.

Alcar...

i hope you made off with all those condiments.

Tea and coffee are condiments? Awesome!

*sprinkles instant coffee granules over his soup*

I think he's referring to the woman on my bed.

I... thought that was a guy.. kinda

Thanks mate, that's my Mother.

Explains why you're so feminine.

I wouldn't worry about it fuzzleguy, all straight people go to lady gaga concerts with thier mothers, no, really, they do!

I went to see Take That with her last year and I'm waiting on Robbie announcing his tour...

I did consider seeing Elton John, but I feared no one would ever believe I'm straight.

The Bastard who quotes "I did consider seeing Elton John" in their sig will recieve immediate negrep.

Reputation is for posts, not signatures. Don't make me ban you.

Yeah Fuzzle Guy.

You great cunt.

oh no, i just meant the tea and coffee and stuff. that didn't even cross my mind. those CONDIMENTS are great. especially on soup.

Condiments on your excellent recovery, MA.

A very, very old post apocalyptic picture of me.

It hasn't been photoshopped.

http://i50.tinypic.com/2rzwjew.jpg

Taken on my phone several years ago:

Awwwwww, Wil!
it lives!

JUST THEN.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/5...trobotnik1.png

I won't accept that's you until you grow an enourmous ginger moustache.

Well. I just don't know what to say about that exactly. Add moustache=Robotnik.

Like the new updated photo I took for facebook. No more pictures of me as a teen.

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._3226250_n.jpg

Nice hair!